Sarah Palin must be feeling neglected so she resurrects old stories from the past as an attack on journalists.

Courtesy of Palin's Facebook page: 

Nice to see light shine. Doesn’t it make you wonder about other accusations (absolutely false, in Todd’s and my case) that are reported as truth? Total lies that escape real journalists’ “who/what/where/when/why” ethical reporting practices. - SP 

I have to tell ya that this really feels like Palin is specifically baiting me, since a number of these stories involved me in one way or another. 

I guess somebody is feeling lonely, and is desperate for people to talk about her again.

Well I am pretty damn tired of constantly posting about Donald Trump so why the hell not?

That Star Magazine cover seems to be reporting on my Splitsville story so for the handful of you who may not be familiar with it, here is a link.

I will also include this follow up post that I made last year after receiving some corrections from Levi Johnston.

As you can see the post did contain some misinformation provided to me by Tank Jones, who I hired as a private investigator.  However the story of their marital problems, Palin's desire to leave the state, and the fact that she was looking to get a job in media (We thought at the time talk radio, but it turned out to be Fox News.) all turned out to be accurate.

Now let's move on to the Shailey Tripp story.

I first reported on that story only after The National Enquirer story came out with it, even though I had been hearing about it for weeks.

Later of course I made contact with Shailey and recorded an interview with her.

(Here is a transcript for those who do not want to listen to the audio.)

Of course Sarah and Todd denied the story vehemently ("Have you seen Todd?"), but this still remains a case of she said she said. You can choose for yourself who seems more believable.

I have to say that if Palin had not brought these old stories up that I was prepared to never talk about them again. They are, after all, old news.

But since she opened Pandora's Box, why not take a look at all of the embarrassing things inside?

Celebrity gossip site includes Bristol Palin as a "celebrity" who lost weight on Dancing with the Stars. Wait, what?

So this is how the images are displayed on Page Six for an article entitled "Celebrities who lost tons of weight on Dancing with the Stars."

However as anybody who has been visiting this site for the last several years will notice immediately those pictures are actually reversed.

This image actually shows Bristol's weight GAIN while on the show.

This was Bristol at the very end of the show in 2010.

In fact her bizarre weight gain earned so much attention that she attempted to explain it away in her ghostwritten book using logic that could only convince the dumbest human beings on the planet:

So let me address this issue head-on. I'm not skinny and I'm not fat. I'm a girl like everyone else who lives in this era of airbrushed photos who's trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle. And do you know what? I'm succeeding. Everyone talks about how strenuous the Dancing with the Stars workouts are, but they're nothing compared to any high school basketball practice. Though one contestant famously lost forty-one pounds, I have to assume it was because she was not too active beforehand. Because I was an active kid before I started, this show actually took my activity level down a notch. That meant I was not going to be seeing rapid weight loss. Which was fine with me.

Yes that is right, Bristol claims that she gained so much weight because she was so incredibly active before the exhausting rehearsal schedule that she actually gained weight, while EVERYBODY ELSE lost weight at an accelerated rate.

Kelly Obourne

Now I have no idea who paid this tabloid site to engage in this revisionist history, but it is hard to believe they actually fucked up this badly on their own.

The Mooch is demanding a paternity test in latest chapter of his bitter divorce from wife number two.

Courtesy of Page Six: 

Anthony Scaramucci’s divorce is turning nasty, because he believes the newborn son whose birth he missed during his historically-brief tenure in the White House is not his – and he is demanding a paternity test. 

A source tells Page Six The Mooch believes estranged wife Deidre Ball could have been impregnated by someone else while he was away building his now famously-failed political career for President Donald Trump. 

Deidre, we are told, is horrified by the claim and insists the child is Scaramucci’s. And she has upped the stakes by hiring top Manhattan divorce attorneys Bernard Clair and Dan Rottenstreich from the powerful firm Cohen Clair Lans Griefer Thorpe & Rottenstreich LLP in order to make mincemeat of The Mooch in court.

Where's Jerry Springer when you need him?

Actually paternity should be fairly easy to establish.

If the infant babbles a mile a minute, and demands his own hair and makeup person, it's the Mooch's.

In other Mooch news it appears he now has a co-hosting gig on The View.

As if I needed another reason not to watch that damn show.

So the Commander-in-Chief is now gossiping about face lifts? Update!

I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don't watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 29, 2017

...to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year's Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 29, 2017

I have no desire to defend Joe or Mika, after all they are partially responsible for Donald Trump's presidency.

But this is just crass and so very beneath the office that the orange shitgibbon how occupies.

I actually think that Mika Brzezinski might have grounds for a lawsuit here.

P.S. By the way this was Brzezinski's response. 

pic.twitter.com/8YhzcCUwM1

— Mika Brzezinski (@morningmika) June 29, 2017

Oh that'll really piss him off.

Update: MSNBC has released a statement. 

MSNBC statement on Trump's "facelift" Twitter outburst: pic.twitter.com/uXXwdKr6Kd

— ErikWemple (@ErikWemple) June 29, 2017

It's a sad day indeed.

Here is your break from all things Trump related courtesy of a Blind Item solution.

wishing I was in Vegas with this hot stuff!! #MCM missing you already 😘😘

A post shared by Bristol Meyer (@bsmp2) on May 22, 2017 at 3:19pm PDT

Courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights: 

This A+ list last name recognition celebrity offspring who has really only done a bunch of reality shows recently moved because she wants to get into the family business and thinks it will be easier in the state where she has moved to.

And the reveal was:

Bristol Palin

I don't want to tell these folks how to do their job, but I think they are barking up the wrong dimwit.

Yes I think the move to Texas was for political reasons, but I don't think that it is so that Bristol "baby maker" Palin can launch her career as a conservative lawmaker.

I instead believe it is all about Dakota and his shiny Medal of Honor that hypnotizes conservative military groupies into believing he has what it takes for a life in Texas politics.

Which in this case I assume is an incoherent speech pattern and the IQ of cow dung.

However in Texas I think that automatically makes him a front runner.

Here are a handful of texts to take our mind off of Donald Trump for awhile.

So I was going through my file of texts that I received a couple of years ago and I stumbled across  a few that I thought were kind of interesting.

The first is Gino talking about Bristol's plastic surgery.

Of course DWTS refers to Dancing with the Stars.

I would imagine that it refers to Bristol's second visit in 2012, since that coincides more closely to her relationship with Gino, though of course there were rumors that she was not exactly staying faithful to any one man back then.

And then of course it was not much later that she threw Gino aside for Joey Junker.

(You know Levi Johnston also mentioned Bristol receiving plastic surgery back around the time that Trig was born. Things that make you go "Hmmm.")

Speaking of Joey Junker it appears that Gino thought that he was a possible contender for baby daddy when Bristol first revealed that she was pregnant.

Of course as we know eventually Dakota was snagged as the lucky sperm donor. Even though as the text says she hit the sheets with Junker almost the minute that she arrived back in Wasilla.

You know, so I hear.

Well now those days are all behind her, and she finally has corralled the man or her mother's her dreams.  And don't they look happy?

The question of course is for how long?

I guess only time will tell. But I'm rooting for them.

After all when you read through Dakota's Facebook page it becomes pretty clear that they deserve each other. 

Josh Duggar wants to return to reality television to spread the good word of the Gospel. Just kidding he needs money.

Courtesy of Hollywood Gossip:

"Josh is determined to fix his image so he can make a comeback," a source close to the family tells Us Weekly. 

"He'll stop at nothing to get back in front of the cameras again, especially because he's broke and has no prospect of work. 

"Getting another reality show is the only way he can think of to make real money." 

Josh has been a public figure for long enough to know that any post-scandal comeback starts with an apology tour, and he's already making plans to sob his way through a contrite interview or two: 

"Josh is having Anna reach out to people like Dr. Phil and Megyn Kelly so he can have his mea culpa moment," the source claims. 

"If that goes well and people are sympathetic towards him, he is sure he can convince TLC to give him and Anna a spin-off - something to do with healing their marriage within the Christian faith."

Hang on a minute, I'm fighting my gag reflex.

You know scandal is not that a child molesting pervert is negotiating a pathway back into America's living rooms.

The scandal is that it will probably work.

What's more the first episode will likely attract millions of viewers and ultimately be a big hit for TLC.

And that my friends is why we currently have a narcissistic sociopathic reality star now within striking distance of winning the White House.

This is who we are now. This is what we have become.

Blind Gossip site reveals the name of the former reality "star" who had to submit to a paternity test in order to prove who fathered her baby. Update!We never had a doubt.

Back in January this blind gossip item was posted on the Crazy Days and Nights website: 

This former A list celebrity who took a turn through several forms of reality television before heading back to her hometown and her celebrity family is worried . 

Apparently she is so worried that her family has been trying to reach a settlement that would keep her former lover from taking a paternity test.

Apparently after that another blind gossip site posted this: 

First of all, the mom – who is part of a famous family – is telling the truth about when and where the baby was born. So the conspiracy theorists need to chill on this one. Secondly, she is 95% confident that the baby’s father is who she says it is. 

Yes, that’s 95% (with a margin of error of plus or minus 5%), not 100%. There was another guy in the mix for a very brief time, but she swears that he was allegedly using protection.

It took all of us like a nanosecond to determine that it had to be Bristol Palin, and sure enough it was:  
When Bristol Palin found out she was pregnant with her second out-of-wedlock baby with a second baby daddy, things did not go smoothly!

Palin and fiance Dakota Meyer – a Naval officer and Medal of Honor recipient – had already broken up when she found out she was pregnant. 

Why had they broken up? Well, just days before their wedding, Palin found out that Meyer had been concealing a previous marriage. Yikes. 

Then she discovered that she was pregnant. Things were complicated by the fact that Bristol had had a brief fling with another guy around the time of the conception. Yikes again. 

Meyer had to take Palin to court to get a DNA test. During the course of that legal battle, Palin had to make the embarrassing admission that she had not been faithful to Meyer at the time the baby was conceived.

I know that a lot of us remain not entirely convinced that Dakota is the father, however apparently she has convinced Dakota that he is, so that is that.

However I did find it interesting that this gossip site also seemed confident that the reason that engagement fell apart is due to Meyer's secret marriage, and NOT because he caught her banging another guy as some on this blog have been assuming.

Personally I have always believed it was Dakota's previous marriage, due to the timing, so it is nice to have that confirmed to some degree.

And now I am getting information that Bristol is really working Dakota, and trying to convince him to make another go of it.

Except this time she cannot move to Kentucky with Tripp and set up house with her newest baby daddy because her custody case with Levi prevents that from happening.

Gee, what a pickle.

Update: By the way has anybody else noticed that the fake Bristol Palin blog has not been updated for the last ten days? 

That's a little unusual don't you think?

I wonder if Nancy French finally found the courage to break the ties, or if it is simply related to the drying up of the SarahPAC slush fund?

Gee, now who could THIS be about?

Courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights:

This former A list celebrity who took a turn through several forms of reality television before heading back to her hometown and her celebrity family is worried . 

Apparently she is so worried that her family has been trying to reach a settlement that would keep her former lover from taking a paternity test.

Okay that's pretty specific. Though I don't now how they rationalize calling Bristol a former "A list celebrity."

You know I figured there was probably something like this happening behind the scenes.

And this blind item? This one I think is coming from the Dakota Meyer camp.

Okay so let's talk gossip.

So yesterday a bunch of you sent me a link to an article on Celebitchy concerning Bristol Palin.

Now the article itself was addressing that post on the Daily Mail about Levi and Bristol having resolved their custody issues, which of course we all know to be bullshit.

However what was interesting about the post was not the article itself, but rather what showed up in the comments section:  

mimif says: 

October 22, 2015 at 11:58 am 

Cannot tolerate these assholes. A woman I know had an affair with Todd Palin’s brother, James, and oh lawd the tea she spilled. Screen caps and all.

Wait, what?

Other commenters asked for more, and more is exactly what they got:

mimif says: October 22, 2015 at 2:42 pm 

Sorry! I completely spaced out. Okay, I have to be kind of delicate because… f-ck it. 

So my bf is a commercial fisherman up in Bristol Bay (occasionally I crew for him), and he fishes alongside Todd Palin in the summer. Additionally, one of our good friends is a longtime Palin family friend (we constantly tease him but by all accounts he swears Todd is a good dude), so I always get the insider stories and it’s why my face turns purple every time there is a post about them here. Anyhow, the year the Palins had their stupid documentary Sarah and her brood were crawling all over the town we fish out of. This town is teeny tiny btw, there is like zero anonymity. It’s also a very pro-Palin town too, as they have Alaska Native roots there, so one does not speak unkindly of them in public. A friend of mine starts telling me that she’s boinking James Palin, and I was like, yeah whatever, who cares. And then she starts telling me these stories…like super lurid stories of shit that he was into, stuff you wouldn’t make up unless you were a sociopath, but I was busy fishing and couldn’t be bothered. So THEN, she starts sending me screen caps of their FB convos and dude, a) the guy is a total dog (supposedly on a trial separation from his wife, whom eventually divorced him), b) not even going into the sexual details because it makes me want to com (NASTY), but c) he talked so much shit about Sarah it was unreal. That she was cheating on Todd (apparently James and Sarah had a fling too, something about being a knob gobbler, but she broke it off), she’s a total drunk who lets her kids do whatever they want, Bristol is the town bicycle and the rumors about Sarah’s last baby being Bristol’s were true, how her thirst for fame completely destroyed Todd & Sarah’s marriage, talk about swinging…should I go on? He sounded like a jilted lover, he totally despised her. So take that all with a grain of salt, people. 

Then this douche James invited my friend to Hawaii with his kids, wanted to marry her, (also wanted to f-ck her friends) guy was just a piece of work. FWIW, my friend isn’t exactly playing with a full deck so he was 100% taking advantage of her. Ick. The whole family is revolting. From personally experience, Sarah is a hag. Literally. I’ve met her more than once and her voice makes me want to rip my hair out. The End. 

P.S. I’m mad at all of you now for making me type that out AND I’m going to hell.

And then there was more: 

mimif says: October 22, 2015 at 3:00 pm 

Lol knob gobbler is pretty good, but I’m still mad at you (also keep remembering more tidbits!). It’s not too much of a stretch tho, is it? I mean, she’s just a horrible person, and so is her daughter. My bf’s FB feed is a gem of info, too, as most of his buddies are Alaskan. Very few people (outside some of the rural villages) hold them with any kind of regard. They are a disgrace to the great state of Alaska and I can’t wait for them to go far, far away. RANT OVER. 

ETA omg I can’t edit my OG post. **makes me want to VOM, not com. That sounds so wrong. 😫

And even more:

mimif says: October 22, 2015 at 3:38 pm 

I’m trying to remember what year this was…2009 or 2010, so back when Palin was kind of a big deal (to some folks). But yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if James Palin started the whole Sarah pretended to have Bristol’s baby rumor, dude was out to get her. Which was equally odd because he was technically working for her/part of her entourage, not to mention her BIL.

After that this MimiF person started talking about other topics before stating that her boyfriend was mad at her for divulging what she did and then she clammed up for good.

So the first thing I have to mention is that this is a gossip site and one should always take posts by commenters with a big ole grain of salt. However the thing that kept catching my eye was this talk about Todd's brother James.

And the reason why is because it closely matched what my own source had once told me in great detail about this particular family member, whom she referred to as JD.

According to her he was a full blown alcoholic, and sexual deviant, who was considered the black sheep even in a family almost made up entirely of black sheep.

Some of the things she told me were even too graphic for an adult blog like this.

You may remember that in this post my source had told me that the entire family had dealt with substance abuse problems, but what I did not say at the time is that she felt JD, or James if you will, had the worst problems of all.

There was a reason at the time that I did not focus on JD, and it had to do with the identity of my source. At the time we had agreed that she would eventually come out of the shadows and talk openly, but then the Palins essentially shut her up and that was that.

Now the one thing about MimiF's comments that I do not necessarily agree with is her statement that Trig was actually Bristol's child.

The reason for that is due to the fact that my other sources cannot account for a time where Bristol was MIA long enough to have been pregnant and then given birth without their knowledge.

Now they will say that she could have been pregnant up to a year or more earlier, but that around the beginning of 2008 they saw Bristol quite frequently.

Trust me, these folks would NOT cover for Bristol or the Palin family as there is NO love lost between them.

As for the deviant sex and talk of affairs? Oh yeah that matches perfectly.

Bristol Palin's pregnancy tantalizes the tabloids. Oh I know a former reality star and washed up politician who is NOT going to like this!

"Palin has not said who the father of her baby is."

Nor will she ever.

Bristol was also featured over at People, US, the Daily Mail, Radar Online, and Perez Hilton.

Most of the articles make a point out of the fact that Bristol has not shared the father's name, though Radar Online claims that sources have told them she has identified Dakota Meyer.

If that is true then she is certainly not sticking to that story, because from what I have been hearing she is simply refusing to identify the father and does not want to even talk about it.

In the meantime the Grizzled Mama continues to link to the Nancy French ghostwritten blogposts over on Brancy's blog, however none of the ones that mention Bristol's pregnancy of course.

Gee it's almost as if she thinks if she doesn't acknowledge it, it will just go away.

You know these people REALLY could have benefited from a sex ed class or two.

Gossip website confused by Bristol Palin's new look, thinks it might have something to do with her pregnancy and not her jay Leno chin implant.

Courtesy of Fishwrapper:  

This is, believe it or not, a little selfie that Bristol Palin took to celebrate the six year anniversary of someone employing her. It's ... it sure is something, isn't it? In fact, we wouldn't have even known this was Bristol if we'd just come across the photo, but she posted it on her own site, so I guess we're just looking at the new Bristol here. Did pregnancy make her look like a completely different person? Did she get her brows done? Is she taking this selfie in a funhouse mirror? There's got to be an explanation for this, but for now, let's just allow ourselves to get lost in the weirdness. 

Okay I get it. If you have not been paying a lot of attention, and the last time you saw a photo of Bristol she looked like this...

....and now she looks like this...

Courtesy of Bristol's Pikore account.

...you might indeed be a tad confused.

I mean the woman looks pregnant when she is supposedly not pregnant, and working out ten hours a day, but looks substantially slimmer and trimmer after announcing to the world that she IS knocked up with a child from an as yet unnamed sperm donor.

That would confuse just about anybody who was not aware of the Palin's penchant for peculiar pregnancy bodies.

Sarah Palin March 26, 2008.

Radar Online finally learns that Bristol Palin's MOH fiance may have had his ass kicked by a girl. Update!

Courtesy of Radar Online: 

Bristol Palin has a lot more in common with her fiancé than just her conservative political views: They both have found themselves entangled in a wild brawl! Sarah Palin’s daughter infamously threw a few punches at a party in Alaska last summer, and now, RadarOnline.com has learned, her fiancé Dakota Meyer was caught in a bloody scuffle that included an alleged gun and punching a girl! 

According to a new report in The National ENQUIRER, the Medal of Honor recipient got into a fight at a Kentucky party in December 2012 that left him with a nasty gash to the head — and a partygoer arrested for the assault. 

According to the report from Kentucky State Police obtained by The ENQUIRER, Meyer said he was leaving a party when he claims a female friend was “getting assaulted” by another girl. In trying to protect her, he claimed, he was knocked to the ground and “kicked in the head.”

I am sure that a lot of you are going "Wait we already know this." And that's because you already know this.

You see I wrote about it back in March.

Including the part where Meyer accused some guy, even though witnesses claimed it was a girl, and then Meyer attempted to coerce the guy into joining the military in order to get the charges dropped against him.

Personally I love it that this is hitting the gossip sites. And love it even more that they mentioned the brawl.

Supposedly it is less than a month before the Palins hold Meyer down and brand their mark into him, so I think a little media scrutiny is a good thing.

Because I gotta tell ya, the fact that Meyer can't take a punch from a woman only makes him that much more attractive to the Palin clan.

Update: Okay I must have missed this portion of the article earlier, but it's new so take a look:  

“We were all at a party we were leaving and couple fights broke out,” Thompson told The ENQUIRER, adding that as the designated driver he was sober. “We were getting all them and putting them in the car and there’s this girl who got into a fight with one of our friends. Dakota was trying to break it up, he was drunk, he punched her and she hit the ground and he was on the ground on top of the girl. 

“My sister pulled him up and he turned around and punched her,” he added. “And she knocked him out. When he got up and reached around his back he pulled out a gun and I was less than five feet from him. 

“I grabbed my sister and pulled her and all his friends jumped up on him so he didn’t shoot anyone.”

Okay that is way more fucked up than the version I reported on last month.

But you have to admit that it sounds like something Meyer would do.

About those Radar Online articles targeted at the Johnston family. Update!

By now most of you have probably read the three Radar Online stories that have come out in the last three days. (They can be found here, here, and here.)

The information contained in those articles seems to indicate a source very close to the Johnston family, and has caused problems within the Johnston household.

Since the articles came out I have been doing a little digging and while I cannot respond to every accusation I can address a few of them.

Yes Levi and Sunny have moved in with Sherry, his mom. However that is not because he cannot afford to pay rent, but to help him to save to purchase a place of their own, and I understand the arrangement is only temporary. (By the way they only moved in about three days ago.)

No Levi is not broke, he works seven days a week as an electrician in Wasilla, and he brings home a decent wage. What is true is that he has lawyer bills to pay and thanks to Bristol's constant manipulations those are fairly outlandish.

Yes Levi and Sunny lived with Sherry three years ago as well, but only temporarily and I really don't know if any rent was paid or not. (In the interest of transparency I also lived with my mom for a short time after I was divorced over twenty years ago, and she would not have accepted my money even if I had offered it.)

In the first article it was mentioned that there were a lot of Bristol boyfriends, I think we all know that to be true.

In the second article there is a reference to Sunny being fired from two jobs, but as it turns out she was let go from only one and that was partially due to Breeze being sick a few times, and partially due to her employer's wife's suspicions that her husband had a "thing" for Sunny.  (Hardly blame him.)

In the most recent article there is reference to Levi seeking counsel from two different divorce lawyers about a year ago, this one I know is false because at that time Levi and Sunny, together, were actively looking for a lawyer to help with Tripp's custody situation. So that allegation simply makes no sense.

(By the way I did finally manage to get a response from Levi himself, and he has denied much of what is printed in these articles. Levi rarely speaks out, but this has him both angry and hurt.)

So now we come to who is the source of these stories.

There are many who are certain it is Mercede, mostly based on the fact that the articles attack both Bristol and Sunny but seem supportive of Levi. (It should be noted that Mercede denies this on Facebook, and has said the same to her family.)

If that is true I would like to believe that it is more likely a case that Sadie trusted a Facebook friend who then sold her out to Radar Online, rather than to believe she would do this herself.  (Especially since this could make it harder for Sadie to see Tripp.)

I know that both Sunny and Mercede have faux "friends" on Facebook who have ingratiated themselves to them, and are now coyly pumping them for information. (Actually I have at least one of those as well.)

At this point it really does not matter who gave out the information as the damage has been done, and of course the stories are being picked up by other media outlets.

Here's what I can say for a fact.

Sunny and Levi have a strong marriage. As you can imagine they have suffered some bumps in the road, but currently they are committed to each other.

Levi is not broke. But he does have lawyer fees to pay.

Levi is not finished fighting for custody of his son. Not by a long shot.

And the last thing I will say is that Radar Online is Palin's "go to" choice for getting out their version of events, so I feel very strongly that they had some hand in getting this story into print. There are just too many details in these stories to have come from one source, even if that source were Mercede herself.

And I'm not saying it was.

Update: Just for the record we are not going to have any Sadie or Sunny bashing here. 

So for the troll that is trying to start some shit, take it to another blog. Trust me there are plenty who would be happy for the hits.

Sarah Palin to celebrate 50th birthday by appearing on celebrity gossip show along with other faux celebrity losers.

Click the botox frozen smile to play video.

Reporter "What's for dinner?"

Klondike Kardashian: "Moose chili, caribou hotdogs, caribou sausage....."

You know this is one of the things about Palin that drives me crazy. She always plays up the Alaska stereotype.

We ABSOLUTELY eat things that do not contain moose or caribou, but if you have ever seen anything written or put on video about Palin eating THIS, is what she claims to live on here in Alaska 24/7.

However WE know, thanks in large part to Levi Johnston, that there was very little cooking in the Palin household and that for the most part they lived on fast food. Not caribou or moose.

In fact we even saw for ourselves that Bristol did not know the first thing about cooking on her own reality show, and had to ask her younger sister Willow for help preparing chicken.

I also find it interesting that Palin chose to celebrate her birthday not with a visit to the Today Show, or even an appearance on Fox, but instead with a pre-taped interview on the same gossip show that also features video of Mohammad Ali's son complaining he never sees his dad, and of Lindsay Lohan's mom saying she's horny and wants to date again.

Yep, finally Palin found her natural home. Among the losers, wannabes. and has beens on a pseudo celebrity gossip channel.

Happy 50th birthday crazy lady!

Sarah Palin finally gets a positive review of her new ghostwritten book. Now who do you think would do that?

So after many scathing, and sometimes simply confused, review of her book Palin finally found a media outlet with so little journalistic credibility that they are willing to fawn over the book.

Courtesy of (Where else?) Breitbart:  

“If I’m for Christmas, it’s only because I’m for Christ,” writes Gov. Palin. “There is no ultimate peace apart from Christ, and it is Christ who empowers every act of ‘goodwill toward men’ in our otherwise fallen hearts.” 

The book’s blending of personal experience with discussions of political efforts to morph Christmas into a homogenized celebration of the “holidays” makes for a brisk and enjoyable read. Even as we learn that Todd Palin gives the Governor what she considers the coolest of Christmas gifts—such as a .30-06 rifle, hockey skates, and a “beautiful red manual ice auger for ice fishing”—Palin packs powerful punches. 

“There are few things that anger a secular liberal atheist more than a horizontal plank intersecting a vertical plank—a cross—on public land,” writes Palin. “Perhaps Christmas causes so much anger because the very name of the holiday broadcasts the Name above all Names.”

I have no idea why Palin believes that Christmas makes secular people angry, when it was the Christians who have historically been the most irritated by the holiday.

And does anybody, and I mean ANYBODY, believe that Palin only celebrates Christmas becasue it features the name of her heavenly heartthrob? Could you even imagine Palin turning down free stuff, simply because the holiday does not mention Jesus?

The much more accurate face of Jesus of Nazareth.

While we are on the topic of book tours, did anybody else read a certain blind item over at Crazy Days and Nights?

This former A list politician/reality star could barely sit still at a recent book signing. So much twitching and that runny nose was out of control. What the world would love is a photo of her using coke. I dare say it would be worth millions.

Oh come on this could be anybody!

I mean surely there is another former A list politician/reality star who is currently on a book tour, right?

Umm, right?

And it is not like Sarah Palin has demonstrated any erratic thinking or weight loss, or  has a documented history of coca.....ohhh.

Gee I can hardly wait for that fitness book of hers to come out, "Snorting your way to skinny, by Sarah Palin."

Anybody want to guess?

Here is a blind item posted yesterday:

 New York Post: Which reality TV star e-mailed us yesterday offering to fill in for New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser during her leave of absence? 

““I read that Andrea is taking a leave of absence from the paper,”” wrote the diva. “”I would love to contribute on any level to the New York Post. Please let me know who to contact regarding content.” 

BG Note: Andrea Peyser is a conservative columnist for the New York Post.

Okay so who do we think this might be?

I think using the term "diva" is a big hint.

Plus we know that a certain someone is really scrambling to increase her income.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Kim Kardashian does what Sarah Palin never could. Shows the belly. Update!

After all of those rumors started to swirl about Kim Kardashian faking her pregnancy she did what would seem to be the most obvious response.

She showed a picture of the naked belly bump. Good for her, speculation will now come to a stop.

However after all of these years, Sarah Palin has not ONCE done the same. Not once.

And why not?

Simply put, there is no  picture of a naked belly for her to share, because it never happened.

March 26, 2008.

The same thing goes for a birth certificate, a picture of her in the hospital right after the delivery, or of her breast feeding.

That is why there has NEVER been any doubt for most of us that she faked her pregnancy. Because, and trust me on this, if Sarah Palin could make us all look like fools, she would have done so many times over by now.

Update: For those who have been interested in Palin's speech at the Schiavo fundraiser, that video can be found here. 

And YES she tells the pregnancy story yet again.

Ever since Sarah Palin faked her pregnancy, now every famous pregnant person is suspect. Update!

Courtesy of The Hollywood Gossip: 

The National Enquirer screams on its latest cover that Kim Kardashian is faking her pregnancy because her "baby bump seems to change size and position… as she travels around the country." 

Why would Kim possibly conduct such a hoax? Straight cash, of course. 

Alleges the newspaper: 

“A source close to Kim believes the star might have hatched a sensational scheme with her money-hungry momager Kris Jenner to fake her pregnancy while secretly having a surrogate mom carry a baby for her and her lover Kanye West." 

Well... sure. 

Asks the newspaper: “How convenient is it that Kim got pregnant just as she was making a mad push to wrap up her ongoing divorce from Kris Humhpries?” 

And also: 

“It also would be an insane coincidence that Kim just so happened to get pregnant soon after she learned the girlfriend of her ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush - Lilit Avagyan - is pregnant.”

Okay now I don't think that Sarah Palin was the FIRST person to fake a pregnancy, but clearly her  audacious, and successful, attempt to fool the public has meant that certain media outlets have scrutinized famous pregnancies with a particular eye out for frauds. (I have spoken to TWO different writers for the National Enquirer and they both accept as fact that Palin faked her pregnancy.)

Now as you know there was a lot of controversy surrounding Beyone's recent "pregnancy" as well.  In THAT case I am on the side of that being a potential hoax.

However in Kardashian's case I really am not convinced that she is faking it. After reading this I Googled some images and it looks like her entire body is expanding, and NOT like somebody simply strapping on a empathy belly to fool the media.

However I would like to say that considering the fact that Klondike Kardashian seems to have based her life after leaving the governorship on the business model laid out by the ACTUAL Kardashians, it would be rather ironic if Kim were returning the favor by taking a page out of the Palin playbook as well.

I'm just saying.

Update! You know the first thing I think of WHENEVER anybody questions the validity of a pregnancy, is that if the local press in Alaska had demonstrated even a fraction of that kind of skepticism about Palin's pregnancy she would have been quickly found out and it would have dramatically changed the face of politics in the country today.

Kind of makes you pissed off at the ADN all over again doesn't it?

Gloria Allred might have October surprise for Mitt Romney? Well, well, well, isn't THAT interesting? Update!

Courtesy of Radar Online:

Is famed women's right attorney Gloria Allred about to pull an "October surprise" on Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney? 

That's the thinking, after Drudge Report founder and respected politico, Matt Drudge, tweeted Thursday: "Here she comes. Hearing Gloria Allred out there again, about to make a move. After all, it's her time of the campaign. Team O at the ready!!" 

Allred, an outspoken supporter of President Barack Obama refused to confirm, or deny, Drudge's prediction, telling RadarOnline.com: "I have no comment at this time about Mr. Drudge's Tweet. I don't discuss meetings with potential clients."

Oooh, that's pretty interesting.

Now I have no idea of Allred has anything or not but  one would think that she would simply dismiss any supposition unless she had something up her sleeve.

Unless of course she simply wanted to fuck with these people.

Well all I know is that I would not put ANYTHING past Mitt the Twit and I will be paying pretty close attention to see how this story develops.

Update: Could this be the brewing scandal? After all, Allred has a history of representing the maids of politicians.