"Look I am not prosel...uh prostitu....uh prescrip....uh trying to sell Christianity to Tiger Woods. I am just saying that if he does not leave the Satanic cult of Buddhism and embrace the love of our savior Jesus Christ he is going to burn for all eternity in the fiery pits of hell. How is that considered promoting a religion? I just don't see it that way, and the members of my particular brand of Christianity don't either."
All kidding aside, I literally stopped this thing and thought, "this must be a joke". But no, this moron simply does not understand that he has used his network to attempt to convince Tiger Woods that he needs to convert to Christianity, and that then all of his problems will be over. Pat Robertson must have achieved a little "Christian wood" while watching that segment.
And there is dim bulb Bill O'Reilly egging him on.
"Hell no Brit, you are speaking the truth. Hallelujah, praise his name. Please send your cash donations to the Brit Hume "I am not proselytizing I am just straightening Tiger Wood's unholy ass out" foundation care of The Factor and News Corps." Cha-Ching!
This is absolutely made for parody. And you don't have to take my word for it either, because the Daily Show returned to the airwaves last night and they have a brilliant segment on this as well.
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| The Best F**king News Team Ever - Tiger Woods' Faith | ||||
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Oh God I am so glad the Daily Show is back! I have missed them so much! Oh, I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
