Bob Dougherty's been in a sticky situation - twice.
The Boulder County man who's become nationally known as the guy glued to a Home Depot toilet seat reported a similar incident more than a year ago, according to Nederland's former director of operations.
On Monday, Ron Trzepacz said from his New York home that Dougherty came to him in the summer of 2004 with the same allegation: that his rear had been glued to a toilet seat.
In the 2004 incident, Dougherty, 57, said he was able to pull himself from the seat in the town's visitors center bathroom, Trzepacz told the Rocky Mountain News.
His verbal complaint made it no further than Trzepacz, who said he personally inspected the bathroom and found no adhesive residue and "no indication that anything had been on the toilet seat."
No police report was ever filed and no medical professionals were called to the site, said Trzepacz, who worked for the town for 13 years.
Okay now I try to be a trusting fellow. But c'mon! There is no way that anybody could find his ass glued to a public restroom toilet seat twice in his life! No way!
For one thing if I ever found my tender cheeks stuck to any toilet seat, then that would be the last public toilet to ever feel the caress of my hunky derriere. I would rather wear a diaper then ever suffer that sort of humiliation again! How much of an attention whore can you be?
No comments:
Post a Comment
Don't feed the trolls!
It just goes directly to their thighs.