President of Baptist conference in Missouri arrested for attempting to arrange to have sex with a dog. That's right, a dog.

Courtesy of Raw Story:

The president and CEO of a Missouri Baptist conference center is out of a job after a sheriff’s Cyber Crimes Task Force arrested him for allegedly arranging to have sex with a dog after posting an ad on Craigslist . 

Jerald “Jerry” Hill, 56, of Camden County was arrested on Aug. 5th after setting up a meeting with an undercover officer for the purpose of having sex with a dog, according to the Columbia Daily Tribune. 

According to Boone County sheriff’s Detective Tracy Perkins, her office received a tip that someone was seeking sex with a dog or other type of animal — which she did not specify — on Craigslist. An undercover officer exchanged emails with Hill offering a dog for sex. Subsequently, Hill was taken into custody in Columbia, MO., when he arrived anticipating a sexual tryst.

You know correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the religious types always claiming that it is gay marriage that will lead to bestiality?

I am sure that the man will blame the devil for enticing him into such an unholy predicament. They always do. 

And speaking of that in other news a teen child molester has blamed a demon named "Luke" for HIS indiscretions:

An accused child molester from Oklahoma is claiming that a demon named Luke forced him to commit disturbing sexual acts against children. 

Matthew Lane Durham, 19, faces life in prison for allegedly raping and molesting up to 10 Kenyan orphans during a missionary trip to the Upendo Children's Home near Nairobi between April and June of this year. 

In oral and written statements, the Edmond teen allegedly confessed that he spanked, caressed, and engaged in sex acts with young girls and boys at the orphanage. He also wrote that he would force the children to watch while he touched himself . 

In chilling text messages between Durham and unnamed friends, obtained by KFOR, the teen reveals that he believes he’s a victim of demonic possession. 

Blaming demonic possession for your sexual perversions does not help you to logically deal with them, and expecting more prayer or reading of the Bible to rid you of your impulses is a recipe for disaster.

When will people learn that you cannot pray away inappropriate sexual urges, and instead must seek professional help?

Man blows up family dog because it "had the devil in it."

Courtesy of KOIN:  

A father with children in the house who was preparing for “the Rapture” blew up his family’s Labrador Retriever because the devil was inside the dog, court documents showed. 

Christopher Dillingham, 45, allegedly attached an explosive device to his dog and detonated it around 4 a.m. Sunday outside their home. 

Skamania County Sheriff Dave Brown, who lives nearby, said the explosion woke him up. 

“It sounded like a high-power rifle outside my window,” he said. 

A slew of 911 calls sent deputies to Dillingham’s home. They found the remains of the dog strewn about the yard and arrested Dillingham on the spot. 

Documents obtained by KOIN 6 News show Dillingham told Skamania County deputies “the world is going to end” because of a nuclear strike and he was preparing. 

When they asked him why he was throwing items out of his house and onto his lawn, he said he believed “the souls of demons” were inside the metal objects in the house, the documents said. 

His ex-girlfriend, he told the deputies, gave him the dog, named Cabella, and “put the devil in it.” He allegedly told the deputies he made the explosive device on his home work bench using black powder from fireworks. 

He then allegedly strapped it around the dog’s neck and fed the dog treats to keep it from trying to wriggle out of the bomb. He also allegedly told the deputies he stepped behind a wall before triggering the bomb because he did not want to get injured by flying debris. 

The dog was decapitated.

Well it could have been worse I guess, at least he did not think his children were possessed by the devil.

However the fact that there are people in this day and age who actually think that possession by demons and devils is a REAL thing, and who are preparing for the Rapture as if its impending arrival is a reality, should be troubling to EVERY person living in the world today.

This kind of suspension of critical thinking is frightening, ESPECIALLY when you consider that the man is parenting children who are using him as a role model to help them to understand and interact with the world around them.

Without the cover of religion to camouflage this obvious delusional thinking, this man may have received help much earlier, and in time to save a dog who did nothing to deserve its fate.

Teenage karate kicking demon fighters? This is just chock full of WTF?

This is absolutely sickening on a number of different levels.

Clearly these people asking for exorcisms are mentally ill. ("I have welts on my legs where they held me down and raped me." Those are not the words of a sane person.)

But instead of receiving the kind of help that they obviously need they allow their superstitions to convince them to spend their money on these charlatans.

Part me wants to laugh at the image of this girl band of demon hunters being taken seriously by ANYONE. But another part of me just feels sad that there are still so many people so easily manipulated by this kind of superstitious nonsense.

If you wake up on August sixth wondering where all of the batshit crazy Christian ministers have gone, they will be with Rick Perry in Texas.

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Wow!  I don't think there are nearly enough mental health facilities in the country to contain all of THAT crazy!

The California Democrats take Carly Fiorina's Demon Sheep idea and gives it a steroid injection. Too good to miss!

Hey Carly Fiorina likes to shear sheep too!

Well now we know what she and Sarah have in common!

The Ted Stevens jury may need an exorcist.

A juror in Sen. Ted Stevens' corruption case who fellow jurors complained has been "rude, disrespectful and unreasonable" and engaged in "violent outbursts" will stay on the panel even though her 11 peers wanted her ousted.

Yesterday, they passed U.S. District Judge Emmet Sullivan a note asking to be dismissed a little early because deliberations had gotten "stressful" and they needed a break for "clarity."
Today, jurors passed Sullivan four notes, including one about the combative juror in question. The juror, No. 9, works for the National Guard as a bookkeeper.

Out of the jury's presence, Sullivan read from the note the foreman had sent him, which began, "We the jury request that juror No. 9 be removed from the jury."

Out of control juror? Interesting I wonder if that means anything.

"She is being rude, disrespectful and unreasonable," the foreman wrote. "She has had violent outbursts with other jurors and that's not helping anyone. The jurors are getting off-course. She's not following the laws and rules that are being stipulated to in the main instructions."

She is being "rude"? She is being "unreasonable"? She has "violent outbursts"? She refuses to "follow the laws and rules"?

Oh....my....God!

This woman is possessed by the dark cantankerous spirit of Ted Stevens!

It is all clear to me now. Clearly his essence is seeking a host body, knowing full well that the one it currently occupies is falling apart and will not be able to contain its evil for much longer.

I think the only hope this jury has of reaching a fair and reasonable decision is to have this poor woman exorcised by a qualified Catholic priest and then to have a pentagram of power drawn around the deliberation room to protect her from further spectral influences.

Perhaps we should all send prayers, or light some incense, or sacrifice a goat, and send some positive energy to battle the evil forces at Uncle Ted's disposal.

This is an election year of "hope" we must not allow the forces of darkness to prevail!

Beelzebub says Obama "will win" election. Uh oh.

Tonight at the "All Things Digital" conference sponsored by the Wall Street Journal. Rupert Murdoch -- Chairman of News Corp, new WSJ owner, and longtime torchbearer for conservative politics -- said this about Barack Obama: "He is a rock star. I love what he is saying about education. I think he will win and I am anxious to meet him."


I have to say up front that I have a deep sense of paranoia about anything positive that the people of Fox News have to say about Obama or Democrats in general. I always believe they re either being deceptive or that they have some underlying agenda.

I agree that Murdoch is correct, I just can't figure out why he would say it out loud.