Feeling under assault Sarah Palin summons the Flying Monkeys.

Come to me my minions! Come and protect your Queen!

This was posted over at the Sea O'Pee yesterday:

The White House and Congress heard loud-and-clear that Americans don’t want cradle-to-grave government control of our lives. We don’t want government bureaucrats deciding what kind of lightbulb we should use, what kind of cars we should drive, and which doctors can and can’t care for us and our families. And we don’t want our President continuing to manipulate the U.S. energy supply. What we want are the freedoms and opportunities to make a better life for ourselves in this most exceptional nation on earth…

Now, you and I must fix our eyes on 2012. Our goal is to take back the White House and the Senate. We must take back control of Congress and the White House in order to undo the damage done by the disastrous Obama/Pelosi/Reid agenda…

Can I count on your support as we look ahead to 2012?

Here let me translate that from Palin-speak to people talk:

Nobody is treating me like a viable candidate, and Trump and his alien hair have stolen the attention of the Teabaggers, Birthers, and lunatics away from me. 

To make matters worse that "Rhymes with Harlot" Professor is getting people to pay attention to that ingenious lie I told back in 2008. (You know, the one that made all of you like me in the first place.), and THIS time people are actually scrutinizing my lies and looking at the evidence. Shit!

Now I am feeling very depressed, and feel another cold sore coming on, so I need all of you to quickly send me all of your money so that I can splash my face with it, and soak in the happiness that only your hard earned cash can bring me.

Prove your love for me so that I might rise again!

We have seen this pattern all too many times before.  Palin feels under attack by people who insist upon using logic, so she releases a story that indentifies her as a victim, and then asks for "support" from the low hanging fruit which still adores her.

And the truly sad this is that apparently this still works to some degree.

If some enterprising young clinician wanted to make some real money in the near future he would start a 12 step program called "Getting Over Your Allegiance to Sarah Palin!"  My guess is that in the next six months to a year they could make some serious money. 

Assuming of course these poor bastards have any money left after Snowdrift Snooki is done with them.

In about an hour and a half a room full of people are about to become ex-Sarah Palin supporters.

Statement Re: Sarah Palin’s attendance at Aug. 27 events

Alaskans for Parental Rights is looking forward to having former Governor Sarah Palin join us this evening for the kick-off event for our initiative to protect the right of parents to be involved in the abortion decisions of their teenage daughters.

Media reports in the last 24 hours have quoted the Governor’s spokeswoman as saying that Mrs. Palin never committed to attend the event, and that she will not be present this evening.

We have been in regular communications with the Governor’s staff over the last several weeks. We were assured that Governor Palin was personally aware of this evening’s event, and that she twice confirmed her intent to participate.

We look forward to Governor Palin honoring her commitment to attend, and we appreciate her public support of our effort to pass this important voter initiative to protect the rights of parents and the health of teenage girls.

Wow, I almost feel sorry for these simpletons.

I know that they rely more on faith than verifiable evidence , but this is just sad.

Sarah Palin gives speech for Saxby Chambliss in Georgia, which I believe is called "driving a stake through Saxby's heart, dontcha know"!

Is that speech even written down? It just sounds like she is trying to pull pieces of various speeches still drifting aimlessly around that tiny brain of hers and reassembling them into some coherence. And failing miserably.

By the way what does she mean by "progress this great nation"? Is that code for "putting Creationism into the public school system" or is it code for "I went to five different colleges and still can't string a sentence together"? And what does the phrase "put government back on our side" mean? Under George Bush and the Republicans our government has destroyed our reputation, destroyed our economy, and started an unnecessary war. How would electing Saxby Chambliss who supported all of that be helping to "put government back on our side"? Is she even hearing the garbage falling out of her own mouth?

I am also not completely sure that Palin was aware of which state she was campaigning from. She said the word Georgia no less then eight times in two and a half minutes as if there were notations on the paper in front of her reminding her where in the hell she was.

Well I can hardly blame her. If I was in Georgia I would definitely be trying to forget it.

All in all this speech was absolutely terrible. I saw a longer version today on MSNBC, and it certainly did not get any better. I am not at all sure WHO is inspired by Sarah Palin, but I can say with conviction that they probably should not be allowed to vote in this country.