I totally agree with this morning host in Australia.

Courtesy of Medaite:  

Stefanovic: I am never going back into the water. 
Wilkinson: Me neither. No way. 
Stefanovic: That’s it. That’s the biggest thing I’ve ever seen.
 Wilkinson: Stuff summer. 
Stefanovic: No, let’s go to the local pool… Look at the size of that thing!

Holy shitballs that thing is huge!

I have never been to Australia, but I did live in Hawaii for a year while going to college.

My favorite pastime was snorkeling which I did every chance I could get.

But the thing was that every time I saw a school of fish I heard this in my head "Duuun dun duuun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun BOM BOM dun dun dun dun dun dun doo dedoo doo dedoo dede doo dede doo dededoo."(For those who don't read music.)

And that freaked me out so much that I would start to panic a little and invariably it sent me swimming back toward shore convinced that at any minute I was going to feel one of my legs get ripped right off.

If I had seen a shark like the one in the video, I would never have even washed my hands in the sink again.

Possibly the most stressful video I have ever watched.

You awake now?

When I lived in Hawaii this was my biggest fear.

I jumped off docks, swam into underwater caves, and snorkeled all over the coral reefs, and never was I not on high alert for a shark sighting.

I not only watched the 1975 movie, but I also read "Jaws" in book form, and it screwed me up for all time when it comes to spending time in the ocean.

If this had happened to me I would never even take a bath again much less go swimming in the ocean.

(Yes there are some claiming this is fake, but their evidence is flimsy, and apparently it was also shown on a few news programs.)

Russian Tampax commercial.

Okay be honest, is the fact that I laughed at this for almost five minutes make me a bad person?

It does right?

"You go in the cage? Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark. Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish lady "

Whoever put that cage together should be fired!

Man I would have messed my scuba suit something fierce.