Bush's National Guard service, do we dare open this can of worms again? Oh why the hell not!

My theory is that Commander Codpiece -- insanely addicted to power -- is so hung up on the fact that he was a coward back then that he is compensating for it now by forcing today's Guard to be heroes. That way he can be one retroactively -- heroism by association. That may sound nutty, but the man is batshit nuts. And it is just a theory.

But here is something that is provable. No one in journalism has picked up one aspect of Bush's past: He never was properly trained to be a second lieutenant in the first place! I'm talking about before flight school, entrance to which requires an officer's commission.

Now you know that something that starts off calling George Bush "batshit crazy" has got to be worth the time to read the whole article. It raises some interesting questions and issues a challenge to our freshly "backboned "news reporters.