Thursday, May 25, 2006

Jesus is back! But now new and improved as a Hindu woman! Multiple religions hitting the bottle at the same time.

A Hindu woman has said she is Jesus Christ and claims to have the “stigmata of Jesus” on her palms, feet and stomach, as well as the power to heal the sick.

Katherine Jhawarelall, 35, who has a degree in criminology, said that she was born with the stigmata and also claimed that Hebrew scriptures and religious symbols from the Bible appear on the walls of her home, an international daily reported.

Jhawarelall claimed she did not know the significance of the stigmata until two years ago. Pointing out sketches of angels and a cross on the wall, she claimed that was done by Hebrew. Jhawarelall said that on the morning of her 33rd birthday on May 15, 2004, she woke up with a swollen arm and realized a message was written on her skin: “Happy birthday Katherine. God gave you life.

I don't suppose that there is any third party witness to these phenomena? No?

So God wrote her messages on her skin. God can't find a scrap of paper?

I just love crazy people! Without them I would not have a job.

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