Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Pat Robertson is a damn liar!

"Did you know that Pat Robertson can leg press 2,000 pounds? How does he do it? Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman?

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Now the author of the website where I found this does a pretty fair job of showing just how ludicrous of a claim this is but I cannot help but weigh in on what is an unbelievable lie.

I have lifted weights my entire life. I usually leg press around 780 lbs on the leg press machine. That is considered fairly impressive, at least in my gym. I did once take a dare to try and lift 1,000 lbs. We had to bring over almost every 100 and 45lb plate in the gym and the gym owner sat on the apparatus to make up the difference. I managed to press this amount 7 times. When finished I could hardly walk.

There is no way little Pat Robertson could leg press anywhere near what I pressed, much less twice as much. It would literally kill him!

I want this claim put to the test on national television. I would even "pay per view" to see this thing.

It is one thing if you want to lie to me about God, but when you start lying about lifting....well then you have started some shit!

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