Men may be barred from baring their chests - and stomachs - in public under new local laws being considered by town halls.
They would stop men stripping off their shirts in crowded town centres and give powers to police to remove any who defy the cover-up laws.
The proposal has been inspired by the least attractive side effect of the heatwave - the tendency of a number of often middle-aged men to go about in nothing more than shorts and trainers.
Last week the Daily Mail highlighted the wave of revulsion among most of the public at the summer's least welcome fashion trend, and pictured a series of the worst examples in the hope of shaming offenders into keeping their T-shirts on.
Apparently Big Brother does not want to see your huge pasty white gut. It does seem terribly punitive though, doesn't it?
I mean what is next? Will they no longer allow middle aged men to wear Speedos on European beaches? Would they truly keep these Don Juans from shaking their money makers on the white sands of Cannes? Oh the humanity!
Well I guess I can except anything just so long as they do not make a law against woman walking around with their tops off. That, my friend, would be going too far!
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Don't feed the trolls!
It just goes directly to their thighs.