The Flying Spaghetti Monster gets hate mail. But he is too cool to read it himself, he has people for that.

Some of this is pretty damn funny!

I think this one was written in crayon:

If i was your creator

If I was your creator and you mocked me in this manner I couldn't think of a hell hot enough for you. It is really sad to think that at Judgement you will be standing in front of God Almighty and he will look at you and say "Depart from me ye worker of iniquity, I never knew you" And to think, God let you be born, blessed you with health and love in your life and with what do you honor Him? With such vile mockeries of his Deity. I am sick to my stomach that my small babies will live in such a disgusting generation where God is no longer the source of strength and power. I should hope that as you mature, have children and they ever are in need of a miracle in their life, that you won't know whose name to call on. I will. And miracle after miracle I have seen Him perform. It is no coincidence. When you invoke the name of JESUS, Miracles HAPPEN! I pray you find that miracle in your life soon. Read Acts 2:38. Oh I guess the Bible is all made up too, right. In that case, make sure u don't let anyone get you a present this year!

The logic in this next letter I have heard before. It is the "you might as well believe to make sure that you don't go to hell" argument. Of course the flaw in that argument is in thinking there are only two choices, to believe or not to believe. Which is an indication of just how self-centered Christians can be. Here read it for yourself:

your purpose

Do you think that by mocking God, you empower yourself or in anyway benefit your own happiness? Lets say I told you that all people go to either heaven, a good place, or hell, a bad place, when they die. If you said that you know that nothing happens when you die but that one just ceases to exist and it turns out you were right, then great, neither of us loses so it doesnt matter what I believe now does it? But if I was right and you were wrong, then you just took the biggest gamble with your soul. So why not stop misleading people and bringing in publice notability and fame for yourself. Jesus Christ doesn't need you to believe in him. You need you to believe in him. I hope you will have read this with an open mind. I do apologize on behalf of my fellow Christians for anything they have done to alienate you.

This next guy tries to explain science, and it seems apparent that he has never actually taken a science class:

I just find it interesting

Now I'm sorry, but as someone who also knows a few things, I know that science, a religion in and of itself, is NOT the worlds answer to all of our questions. In truth, the scientific method taught in our schools is NOT the true scientific method. You know that as well, don't you?

You should also know that science is merely a tool meant to take observations and, after all is said and one, to comment on those observations. And what's silly is, how can you be so absolutely certain that what you have not seen, that is what existed before you, really existed at all? Sure, you can take things that are here now and use that as your evidence, but where is the true science in that? You're only observing what you see and know now, not what really was or wasn't. There is absolutely no way science can prove or disprove anything about the origins of life, about where this solar system or universe came from, because we were simply not there. And this tool we call science is just a tool, created by human minds, molded and shaped to fit the confines of our understanding. Where science is good is when it is used to do what it is good at doing, observing and commenting. Where science fails is when it tries to enforce and justify a philosophy (whether of "intelligent design" or not).

Wow! Okay I have to stop now because this crap is giving me a headache.

(Now if you do not know who the Flying Spaghetti Monster is, or his origin then you need to leave my site immediately and go get you an internet education. You know, Google it!)