Tuesday, September 05, 2006

The UN is going to go boom! If you believe the "scholars" who are using a book of morality fables to make this prediction.

Bible scholars claim to have fixed the bug in their decoding that caused their earlier mistaken predictions. As a result they have so many different scriptural calculations leading to the same month for the UN bomb, that "coincidence is no longer an option" for their research team.

I am not much of a gamble but I am willing to take a little of that action. I will gladly bet several hundred dollars that the UN will remain safe from the threat of a nuclear attack through the entire month of September.

And the only "bug" in the decoding formula is the fact that they use the bible as a starting off point. It is a book written by Christian propagandists over fifteen hundred years ago. There is no way to use this to predict anything except perhaps the gullibility of its followers.

(And yes I know that I will probably not get invited to any Christmas parties this year. That is damn shame by the way because after a couple of drinks I usually do something fairly entertaining.)

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