A death-row inmate held in solitary confinement in Vietnam for almost a year is pregnant and is seeking a pardon to give birth, a newspaper reported on Thursday.
The Lao Dong (Labour) newspaper quoted a police doctor as saying tests in September confirmed that convicted heroin trafficker Nguyen Thi Oanh, 39, was then 11 weeks pregnant.
The report said it was the first time that a death-row prisoner had become pregnant in Vietnam and that police were investigating how it had happened.
Wow! That is waaayy more impressive then that 13 year old chick that gave birth to Jesus. I mean she was roaming free and was even married. Her supposed virgin birth insipired the biggest religion in the world today.
This Vietnamese woman should be able to start a religion with many more adherents, I mean she was in freaking solitary confinement! And communion will be much more potent as well, since I assume based on her reason for incarceration it will be heroin.
"Okay my children, get the "8 balls" ready and let the holy shooting up begin!"
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