Wednesday, October 18, 2006

There is a sex toy thief loose in Israel. Do you think it might be the Iranians?

Israeli police say they are on the lookout for 40 vibrators and a 200-dollar dildo after thieves plundered the automobile of a noted sexologist in Tel Aviv.

In all, the thieves made off with about 2,000 dollars worth of sex toys, Pasternak said, adding that the most valuable item was an elaborate vibrating dildo that sells for 200 dollars.

"It's a very unique one because it gives very high pleasure to women," she said.

A $200 dollar dildo? I will be a sex toy for two hundred dollars! I can give her "high pleasure", whatever the hell that is! And I will even make her breakfast the next morning. It won't be very good, but what can you expect for a measly $200?

2 comments:

  1. all they have to do is look for the smiling, sighing women.

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  2. So you admit it must have been a woman!

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