George Carlin turned 70 yesterday. If you don't know who he is then you have to click this link because he is a national treasure.

Here is a sampling of some of my favorite George Carlin quotes.

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature.

I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.

Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Happy Belated Birthday George!