"Scooter" is scooting off to prison.

Former White House aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in prison Tuesday for lying and obstructing the CIA leak investigation.

Libby, the former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney, stood calmly before a packed courtroom as a federal judge said the evidence overwhelmingly proved his guilt.

"People who occupy these types of positions, where they have the welfare and security of nation in their hands, have a special obligation to not do anything that might create a problem," U.S. District Judge Reggie B. Walton said.

Libby was convicted in March of lying and obstructing an investigation into the 2003 leak of CIA operative Valerie Plame's identity.

I can only hope that he gets sent to a PMITA (pound me in the ass) prison rather then one of those minimum security Club Med kind of facilities.

You know if Scooter had just admitted that his boss Dick Cheney was an evil bastard who broke the law he could be brokering a book deal right now instead of trying to stretch out his anus to prepare for his impending starring role in the weekly prison orgy.