We are now fighting zombies in Iraq. Well at least this is a new twist.

The U.S. command in Baghdad this week ballyhooed the killing of a key al Qaeda leader but later admitted that the military had declared him dead a year ago.

Clearly this dude is a zombie.

Okay now fortunately I have seen every zombie movie ever made and know exactly what to do in this situation.

First off they want brains. So if you send George Bush over there to fight them he will be perfectly safe.

Second, they seem to be most dangerous at night. So only engage them in the light of day.

And third, don't be an idiot! There is no such things as zombies! This is just another case of the constant deception that our government engages in coming back to bite them on the ass.

Personally I would be less worried if there were zombies.