Bush's Iraq speech made Keith Olbermann's appendix explode!

Keith Olbermann is recovering from emergency surgery to remove his appendix. The surgery occured late Friday. Olbermann will miss his appearance on NBC's Football Night in America, as well as at least a few days of Countdown on MSNBC. MSNBC spokesperson Jeremy Gaines tells TVNewser Olbermann "is doing fine" and hopes to be back hosting Countdown at some point next week. Gaines tells us Alison Stewart will be filling in tomorrow and Tuesday on Countdown.

You know I listened to that speech and could not figure out what the chimp was trying to say. It was full of so many lies, half truths, and imaginary information that I believed the President had simply run out of medication.

But now I see the genius behind the speech.

Bush was trying to destroy the liberal media types who were covering the speech. I noticed that Chris Matthews looked bewildered and little nauseous, but he is not liberal enough to get the full effect of the speech.

But Keith simply could not take it! It attacked his internal organs until they started to eat him from the inside out.

In my opinion (which is very intelligent, take my word for it), the entire speech was an attempt to silence Keith Olbermann and keep him from making any more of his Special Comments.

But Keith lived! And soon he will be back to make the President's, and Bill O'Reilly's, life a living hell!

Get well soon Keith! We love you man!