President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's top hits from his speech at Columbia University.

We don't want nukes, so can you please point those weapons somewhere else?

We don't want to destroy Israel, if we can avoid it.

The Holocaust might have happened, I guess.

Sure we execute people, don't you?

I want to visit ground zero to show my support, not to gloat.

We have no homosexuals, go ahead, ask them.

Yep I think that about sums it up. All in all it seemed like a lot of hoopla for nothing.