Saturday, September 29, 2007

Sure, NOW college gets fun.

The nixing of Saturday's sex-toy slumber party, which was advertised as being for girls only, takes some of the momentum out of "A Week of Hot Sex," as the five-part (now four) series is billed on signs in the residence hall. It started Monday night in the Harrison lobby with a 30-minute session of massage techniques led by a certified therapist.

Joshua Roth, a freshman who lives in Harrison, attended the massage session along with about 30 other students. He planned to go to other events, including an oral sex workshop today and condom bingo on Sunday.

"I think it's awesome," Roth said. "I think it's a great way to promote safe, fun and consensual sex."

He said he learned "cool" and "safe" techniques at Monday's session. "It's just a very honest educational program."

These kids nowadays are so spoiled, getting to learn about sex in college and all.

In my day we had to figure it out for ourselves by disappointing one girl after another until we found one that was willing to "take us by the hand" so to speak.

All I know is I would not have put off my homework until the last minute if I had been taking THESE classes.

(I just felt the need to post about something fun and not planet endangering for a change.)

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