My jaw just dropped.

Vice President Dick Cheney, who has a history of heart problems, experienced an irregular heartbeat Monday and was taken to George Washington University Hospital for evaluation.

Did you read that?

Vice President Cheney has a heart beat!

I was absolutely convinced that he was simply an animated corpse living off of the blood of the innocents. Now I don't know what to think.

But one thing I do think is that if Cheney decides to leave office due to health concerns, and Bush replaces him with one of these Presidential hopefuls, we will have an entirely new political dynamic.