Embattled Oral Roberts University President Richard Roberts resigned Friday following nearly two months of allegations that he and his family misused university and ministry resources. In his resignation letter, Roberts states: "I love ORU with all my heart. I love the students, faculty, staff and administration and I want to see God's best for all of them."
I just have to say as a long time fan of the fallen Christian hypocritic, I have been jonesing for a new scandal to come from the bowels of our American evangelical movement for quite some time.
I mean sure the Ted Haggard debacle was a ton of fun, but that thing was a whole year ago.
I remember the great ones like Jimmy Swaggert, who was caught with a prostitute, and Jim Bakker, who paid a church secretary to keep quiet about their sexual liaison. I mean those were some great church scandals!
So I implore the other evangelical leaders to get off of their overweight rear ends and give us a new sex scandal that we can use to recognize our moral superiority over your lying asses.
Come on Benny Hinn, Joel Osteen, Dr. Rick Warren, etc., we know you are already engaging in "sinful" behavior, quit hiding your light under a bushel and give us the opportunity to once again remember that you are simply charlatans masquerading as holy men.
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