Catholic coloring book to educate children about pedophiles. "I don't have enough peach for the page with the naked priest!"

"Being Friends, Being Safe, Being Catholic," was distributed earlier this year to several hundred schools in the New York area as part of the church's Safe Environment Program, a spokeswoman from the city's Archdiocese said.

One image in the book features a guardian angel hovering over an altar boy with a priest lurking in the background.

"For safety's sake, a child and an adult shouldn't be alone in a closed room together," the angel counsels. In another, the angel warns of a sexual predator attempting to chat with a child over the Internet.

What a world we live in these days.

I think my coloring books when I was a kid had cartoon characters and forest creatures in them.

Now our children have to color pictures of horny priests and scary situations. I really worry about our next generation sometimes.