The Democrats are in position to control this country for the next eight to twelve years. What can stop them? Bill and Hillary.

First things first. Even if you are a Hillary supporter you have to be honest enough with yourself to understand that EVERYTHING that George Bush has done to this country is the direct result of the problems in Hillary and Bill's marriage. EVERYTHING!

I will allow you a moment to get properly incensed before I continue.

Now without laying the blame on either Bill or Hillary individually we can all agree that Bill getting a blowjob from somebody other then his wife, and lying about it, gave the Republicans the ammunition to attack the Clinton presidency in a way that finally got the attention of the American people.

The Republicans had been hammering away at Bill for his entire Presidency, and getting nowhere with it. Whitewater fizzled out. The charges of shady campaign donations were not worth the paper they were printed on. Even the charges of Bill's infidelity did not seem to catch on. Not until the stained blue dress that is. Then everything changed.

When those allegations were brought right to the televisions in America's living rooms, along with the horrible Linda Tripp, and the pudgy Monica Lewinsky shown hugging Bill over and over again, we leaned in to learn more. We saw our President looking more uncomfortable then we had ever seen him while being deposed by lawyers. Then we saw him lie. And we knew he had lied. And Republicans everywhere jumped up and went "AHA"!

We all know how things unfolded from there. Bill was impeached, but still remained President. Then the very wooden, but brilliant, Al Gore ran for President in 2000. And he lost to an idiot. And this would not have been possible if not for the lie. Which would not have happened if not for the stain. Which would not have happened if not for the blowjob. Which would not have happened if Bill had been satisfied with his sex life at home. So our current situation is the direct result of the marital problems in Bill and Hillary's marriage. And they are still married.

Okay so now all of the feminists are getting ready to disembowel me for blaming Bill's infidelity solely on Hillary. But that is not exactly what I am doing. Bill does not get a pass on this situation. He done fucked up.

It is not true that all men who are trapped in a sexless marriage look for sex in other places. Trust me, I speak from experience. And the lack of sex is not solely the fault of the woman.

Marriage is a complicated arrangement. And if both partners are not dedicated to making it work, it will not work. Now they may stay together, but it is still not working.

So both Bill and Hillary share the responsibility for Bill's lack of sexual satisfaction. But beyond that Bill must take the lions share of the blame because HE is the one who engaged in the extramarital incident. Bill had a responsibility to us to keep those urges under control. And he failed.

Yeah but Gryphen that is all in the past. Water under the bridge. Why should we care now?

Because like I said before, BILL AND HILLARY ARE STILL MARRIED. Do you see Bill and Hillary together now and assume that they are having MORE sex. Highly doubtful. So is Bill still looking for some on the side? Quite possibly. And then there is this. (The beautiful woman in the picture at the top is Huma Abedin, who is rumored to be Hillary's current lover. This is just a rumor so far.)

So with the Republicans watching every nuance of the Clinton's relationship, how likely is it that another sex scandal will be uncovered before they leave the White House for the second time? If I were a betting man I would bet that one of them gets caught with their pants, or pantsuit, down and gives the Republicans the opening they need to get those morality pushing Christians back into the voting booths and recapturing control of our country.

I am not willing to take that gamble, are you?

I think it is time to support the real candidates for change. Edwards/Obama 2008.