Sunday, December 02, 2007

It is nice to know our tax dollars are being spent on important space research.

US and Russian astronauts have had sex in space for separate research programmes on how human beings might survive years in orbit, according to a book published yesterday.

Twenty positions were tested by computer simulation to obtain the best 10, he says. "Two guinea pigs then tested them in real zero-gravity conditions. The results were videotaped but are considered so sensitive that even Nasa was only given a censored version."

Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

I first have to say that I am very disappointed that there is a space sex video and it has not shown up on the Internet yet. I thought this was the information highway man.

And second I actually don't mind having my tax dollars pay to better understand sex. I think that is money well spent.

And third I would like to volunteer. I don't know too much about rockets, or space travel, but I am VERY interested in sex. I want to try the one with the inflatable tunnel, sounds kinky.

3 comments:

  1. okay I am confused did astronauts have sex or guinea pigs ? and how?

    I must lack imagination....I mean I thought with zero gravity that it was not possible...

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  2. Well we will never know until somebody flies me up there to find out.

    I have never had sex in an inflatable tunnel. My life seems so meaningless until I do.

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  3. well we can't have you worrying that your life is meaningless until you participate in this important research...heavens, I won't sleep at night worrying about this important research---- I am glad that it is Human and not guinea pigs ( I was worried about those little piggies having to get in all of those postions...)

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