This greeting word "Hello" has been upon us for 117 years! Maybe subconsciously we have promoted and fueled the wrong message.
Let's now understand that we all have been misled. We should now put it behind us and call the 20th century negative and obsolete. We should now set a new example and set a new precedent! It is up to us now to make a change and start setting and paving a new road for our youth and ourselves. Let's show the rest of the world that we are united, friendly, and unique people.
Let's now begin working towards the next 100 years with a more harmonious, intelligent, and positive new universal greeting: "HEAVENO!" A symbol of Peace, friendship and Welcome!
I am sure this guy would be happy to know that I personally do not use "hello" that much.
I prefer to answer the phone with "yeah". And I answer face to face greetings with "howzit", "wahtup", or "fuck off", depending on my mood.
But now I am going to say "hello" ALL of the time, just because this guy does not want me to.
Well well...someone has had a little piss and vinegar in their eggnog....soooooo that title creats such a lovely visual....I wish I could draw cartoons...
ReplyDeleteSo "Hello" is a problem...well fine I will start using "hay asshole" instead....that should work....
(it is amazing how these people will find things to get all Righteous about....they were all over the TV last night for New Years....worrying about the Heathens taking over the Country in 08....)