I have been posting a lot of Daily Show clips lately. I was going to stop but then this guy was on last night and I must respond.

Okay I am not disagreeing that living up here can be much more hazardous then living in most other places in the United States. After all where else can a hotel worker be mauled by a bear within sight of her workplace. But it is not quite as inhospitable as this Geo Beach guy describes.

But as for Jon's fear that going into a bar in Alaska would immediately mean an ass kicking for him. I have to disagree.

Number one Jon is rich. We just love rich people! We want you to come up here, spend your money, and then get the hell out!

Number two Jon is a celebrity. We love celebrities! We want you to come up here, let us pose for some pictures with you, and then get the hell out!

Number three Jon Stewart is "Jon Stewart"! I love Jon Stewart! So he can come up here and stay just as long as he fucking wants to! And trust me if anybody asks him to leave then the most dangerous place up here will be wherever that person is standing. I have lived here my whole life and I don't suffer assholes very well.

So come on up Jon! Look me up and we can go into any bar or tavern that you choose. Believe me my friend you will be just fine.