Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Robert Novak flees the scene of the crime. No not his outing of CIA agent Valerie Plame, this time he ran over an old man.

Syndicated columnist Robert D. Novak was cited by police after he hit a pedestrian with his black Corvette in downtown Washington, D.C., Wednesday morning.

“I didn’t know I hit him,” Novak told Politico. Novak said he was a block away from 18th and K St. NW, where the accident happened, when a bicyclist stopped him and said, "You hit someone." He said he was cited for failing to yield the right of way.

The bicyclist was David Bono, a partner at Harkins Cunningham, who was on his usual bike commute to work at 1700 K St. NW when he saw the accident happen.

As he traveled east on K. Street, crossing 18th, Bono said a "black Corvette convertible with top closed plowed into the guy. The guy is sort of splayed onto the windshield.”

Bono said the pedestrian, who was crossing the street on a "Walk" signal and was in the crosswalk, rolled off the windshield and then Novak made a right into the service lane of K Street. “The car is speeding away. What’s going through my mind is, you just can’t hit a pedestrian and drive away,” Bono said.

He chased Novak half a block down K St., finally caught up with him and then put his bike in front of the car to block him and called 911. Traffic immediately backed up, horns blared, and commuters finally went into reverse to allow Novak to pull over.

Bono said that throughout, Novak "keeps trying to get away. He keeps trying to go.” He said he vaguely recognized the longtime political reporter and columnist as a Washington celebrity but could not precisely place him.

He did not see the guy splayed across his windshield? If Novak cannot see something plastered to his windshield he certainly should not be driving around Washington D.C..

No Novak saw him all right. What he didn't see was that his crime had been witnessed by others. Robert Novak never takes responsiblity for anything unless he is forced to by the authorities. And even then he is going to try and wriggle out of it.

4 comments:

  1. No, no Chris. Robert Novak is no mere "douche".

    Robert Novak is the fucking prince of darkness!

    He probably hits old men everyday and then drinks their blood to keep his undead boy animated.

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  2. Undead body, not "boy". Though he may have an undead boy sidekick as well. I don't know one way or the other.

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  3. LOL! That is hilarious. Well not the fact that this man runs over someone and has not a clue in the world. But the fact that he could be an Undead body.

    I grant you 2 kudos.
    :P

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