The cash-strapped Senate Republican campaign committee plans to relinquish a portion of the funds raised by Alaska Republican Ted Stevens this election cycle, a move that represents the party's latest break from the convicted senator.
Rebecca Fisher, a spokeswoman for the National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC), said Wednesday that the committee would donate to charity the $30,000 it received from Stevens's Northern Lights Political Action Committee.
"We are in the process of returning the money that Ted Stevens gave directly to the NRSC this cycle to charity," Fisher said. "We believe that is an appropriate response to the situation."
If the Republicans are treating CASH from Ted Stevens as if it is radioactive, can you imagine how they would deal with Ted Stevens in the FLESH if he were to actually win his re-election bid and rejoin them in the Senate?
There would be Senators diving behind desk and chairs every time Uncle Ted entered the room.
Ted Stevens: "Hi guys!"
Republican lawmakers: CRASH...SMASH....."Oh God don't make eye contact with him!"...."Help me get this window open!"....CRUNCH...."I told you to lock his office door from the OUTSIDE!"....."Oh my God, he is coming this waaaayy!"
It will be f**king mayhem.
Please save the Republican party from any further embarrassment, vote Mark Begich.
"Oh God don't make eye contact with him!"...."Help me get this window open!"....CRUNCH...."I told you to lock his office door from the OUTSIDE!"....."Oh my God, he is coming this waaaayy!"
ReplyDeleteReminds me of dialogue from one of those horror movies where the monster can only get you if you look directly into his eyes. *grins*
Trust me Ted Stevens is waaayy scarier than Freddy Krueger or Jason or Chuckie combined!
ReplyDeleteI just hope he is not as hard to stop.