Jon Stewart reminds everyone that there are still three unresolved Senate races for political junkies to watch. Alaska is number two.

What? Is Jon suggesting that the ballots in other states are NOT delivered via polar bear?

And I guess these other states also want to know the outcome of their elections on election night. What is the rush people? Alaskans live for anticipation.

For instance we have anticipated the building of a natural gas pipeline for over thirty years. Oh how sweet it is. But we realize it is never going to happen.

We have also anticipated having a Democrat in the Senate for over thirty years. Don't rush us, let us savor the possibilities before the Republicans steal it right out from under us.

Apparently we also savor crushing disappointment.

(What? Democrats might win? Now that is an interesting new emotion.)