The Republican strategist who helped Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman prepare for a possible presidential run says the Republican party is in for a devastating defeat if its guiding lights are Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney. "If it's 2012 and our party is defined by Palin and Limbaugh and Cheney, then we're headed for a blowout," says strategist John Weaver, who advised Huntsman and was for years a close adviser to Sen. John McCain. "That's just the truth."
Well damn somebody in the GOP needs to go grab this guy up and put him in charge of the Republican party! He is the only guy that seems to recognize that these so called "leaders" of the Republican party are out of their freaking minds.
I would love to see a reality show that featured Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, and Dick Cheney on a desert island fighting for survival. I doubt that Rush would make it through the first night, he would be getting the shakes from Oxycontin withdrawal before the clock struck twelve. By morning he would be a fat drooling vegetable.
But the contest between Palin and Cheney could get ugly. Since Cheney has a heart as cold as ice and sold his soul to the devil many years ago, it is highly unlikely that any of Governor Sarah's flirtatious eye winking would have any effect on him at all. And it is very doubtful that our ex-VP would have any qualms about taking out a woman.
No it would be two dangerous political predators circling each other and searching desperately for a weak spot to attack first. Would Sarah run Cheney ragged in the hopes of bursting his damaged heart? Or would Dick decide to ask Palin simple, easy to answer questions in an attempt to fry her tiny brain?
Well whatever happened I don't think that there is any doubt that it would be riveting television. I know I would plan my day around a show like that.
As long as she had a tube of her redest lipstick, (wouldn't want him to see that those pale tatoo lined lips), she could probably seduce him and ride him into an ectasy induced heart attack, then she can field dress him and hang him to drain. This is the cleanest scenario I could portray on this forum.
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ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Palin reality, is Syrin hearing correctly that Sarah will use her book advance to pay off the Johnstons not to talk about her? Say it ain't so, as she would say. Would Levi still be able to do a book that would sell?
No, someone needs to grab this guy and lock him in a closet so the Reps. split their party right down the middle - the neo-christian fascists and the old time republicans - Turn this into a real three party system and the Dems will be in office for a long time to come...
ReplyDeleteAnd tomorrow you'll be reading how John Weaver is backpedaling on what he said.
ReplyDeleteI will give Dickco more credit than being seduced by Sweet Sarah - I don't think sex is his jones. But she could run him off the island....
ReplyDeletethanks Gryphen I really needed that laugh -
ot: some good news from up Alaska way:
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I don't think GINO has a chance in the world at seducing Cheney - as you say he is as cold as they come, just don't think he's interested. But I would definitely plan my day around that face off. Nothing would make me happier than to see her little brain fried!
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness, I once read that the only two events that Cheney was really excited about were the war in Iraq (for oil) and trying to bypass environmental concerns to drill (for oil) in Alaska.
ReplyDeleteIf they were both on a deserted island, my bet would be on Sarah, because she is younger and more in shape. Seduction would not work on Cheney. She would have to outrun him, or fashion a crude bow or trap out of available materials.