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That was fantastic. Sarah's lazy eye was the star of that show.
Jewel was castigated in an interview once for using "casualty" to fit the iambic pentameter in one of her published poems but it was a Malaprop. That and Alaska are the only common threads these two famous frontier ladies share.
That Prime Time reporter was tougher on Jewel on her book than any MSM political or Going Rogue vetting I've seen to date.
One woman made it to the pinnacle of her industry through sheer guts, determination, talent and perseverance. The other doesn't even use flute analogies in her personal narrative the way she does her has-been HS basketball career.
Mercifully, each of Quitty's flute performances was no more that a second.
Watching the full clip of her "musical" abilities on the flute was painful. It was as though she had never seen a flute until two days before the competition.
That was fantastic. Sarah's lazy eye was the star of that show.
ReplyDeleteJewel was castigated in an interview once for using "casualty" to fit the iambic pentameter in one of her published poems but it was a Malaprop. That and Alaska are the only common threads these two famous frontier ladies share.
That Prime Time reporter was tougher on Jewel on her book than any MSM political or Going Rogue vetting I've seen to date.
Love it!!! Look out for some nasty twitters coming Jewel's way.
ReplyDeleteOh my god. That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteSome of it actually seemed real, hope the idiot Sarah Palin fans think it is and completely freak out over it!
ReplyDeleteOne woman made it to the pinnacle of her industry through sheer guts, determination, talent and perseverance. The other doesn't even use flute analogies in her personal narrative the way she does her has-been HS basketball career.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha! Jewel was spot on!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing this!
High-larious!
ReplyDeleteIs it wise to do a lot of dancing right after getting an abortion?
ReplyDeleteMercifully, each of Quitty's flute performances was no more that a second.
ReplyDeleteWatching the full clip of her "musical" abilities on the flute was painful. It was as though she had never seen a flute until two days before the competition.
The last line - the LAST LINE - make sure the depends are on my friends!
ReplyDeleteThanks Gryphen!
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