Wednesday, September 01, 2010
I am not sure that Bristol has the right temperament for Hollywood.
Wow it is pretty obvious that Bristol does not have her mother's ability to charm her audience. Comes across more like her always irritable father.
I believe THAT is the girl that Mercede has been describing on her blog.
My favorite question, "Bristol is your mom Williiam Shakespeare?"
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Those questions were foolish and bordering on rude, but Bristol needs to realize that living the celebrity life means responding to those questions with at least a smile.
ReplyDeleteAll she's got going for her is a being known for being known. She needs to cultivate her "fame" by capturing the hearts of the people watching this show. She can only do that by being engaging, charming, and accessible. The people who will vote for her (egads) are not going to do it if she is sullen or distant.
She is never going to capture the minds of people (as in hearts and minds) so she needs to lighten up and open up or those doors of opportunity will close.
I hope the girl can dance because she is not good at public relations even though that's the kind of company Van Flein developed for her.
ReplyDeleteSitting her hands in her pockets as she walked sure seems symbolic of how she and her mother earn their living - except their hands are usually in other people's pockets.
Bristol needs to study how Paris Hilton works the paparazzi. After all, she's going to the same kind of celebrity.
ReplyDeleteAt least Paris has actual businesses she runs. I wonder if Bristol is going to come out with a perfume soon. Seems like the usual for celebutantes - perfumes, clothes, sex tapes.
There are four reasons people will tune into DWTS so far as Bristol is concerned: (1) to see if she is pregnant or not, (2) to see her fall on her bottom, (3) to laugh, or to (4) to see Sarah.
ReplyDeleteI think the last one will undermine any independence or self-worth Bristol could be struggling to build.
I'd almost feel sorry for her, but her FB rants betray her inner mean girl. Like mother, like daughter - may they both retreat into obscurity, the sooner the better.
I didn't see irritability. I saw a girl who has been given no emotional choice but annoyance, to show the media. She proudly defends her family via Homer video and FB and is showing great courage in her agreement to do DWTS. Remember, she has publicly stated she's shy by nature and Meghan McCain confirms this in DSP. More power to her.
ReplyDeleteRicky Hollywood and Beverly Hills Bristol...
ReplyDeleteAt least she did not say... "You're and asshole" this time.
I wish that statement was on tape in Homer
Welcome to Hellywood!
ReplyDeleteLooks like the paparazzi is going to make her life a living nightmare.
Poor Bristol.
ReplyDeleteHands in pockets, old lady clothes on and head down. Yeah--she looks like a Christian missionary (of course everyone else knows she's not.) Might she be one of those young women who once they are out of high school immediately looks middle aged. What's up with that?
Where is her momma grizzly to scream
"Smile baby, smile and wave to all the paparazzi who are going to have you for dinner."
Miracles do happen now don't they?
ReplyDeleteThe changy thing is working for the palin's. How can a body change from the fat,fat pregnant body on the recent cover story,to the one shown on this video, S-o-o-o fast?
Queen Easter has managed another miracle........
Personality, none, personality, zip, personality not...and plus she's lacking a hear-ar-ar-art. But over, and over, yes the Palins are fools for you, so over and over-er you get to laugh at them on youtube.
ReplyDeleteThat was the best question. Although "Is refudiate a verb?" was a close second.
ReplyDeleteI thought she might have responded to the question "Is Levi a good dancer?"
'As the Turd Swirls",,,,,
ReplyDeletebill in belize
Awesome. She can walk down stairs with hands in pocket while maintaining full pout. Obviously destined for stardom.
ReplyDeleteI feel almost sorry for this little girl thrown in to swim with the sharks. Dissing paparazzi and entertainment reporters is a very different thing from being rude to a school teacher.
Charm people? She's a star, Gryph, a star, don't you see? She's got that bitchy "I'm better than you." schtick going on. I still don't think we can say she's definitely not preggo. Why the coverup jacket thing that she pulls to hide her middle as she walks. What's she afraid we'll see. She has also said her dresses will not show much skin and will be the most conservative of all. She's going to try to hide something, if only maybe her pudge.
ReplyDeleteMy only question is: She's a star? Of what? Hypocrisy?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2010/10/sarah-palin-201010?currentPage=all
ReplyDeleteWhen she glances down, there is a pretty good shot of the double chin she will have plastic surgery for later. (Meow!)
ReplyDeleteYou are right Gryphen, Quitty would have basked in the light of the flashing cameras (the only kind of light vampires enjoy) and told them that eleventy-million people showed up for "her" rally, but the anti-Jesus math people low balled crowd scores.
The reporters did get a bit sarcastic; I doubt the Palins are much liked in the entertainment industry; but really how difficult would it have been for B to pause a moment, smile and give them a short comment?
such a presidential family - ugh!
ReplyDeleteI find it interesting that Bristol won't wear skimpy clothes on DWTS...but she'll sleep around with multiple hockey players. Family values my ass.
Hollywood must be having power outages if this young woman is considered a star.
ReplyDeleteI do feel badly for the way she grew up, but at some point she needs to own her own behavior. Step away from your mom and give Tripp a healthy environment, Bristol. It won't be easy but it can be done.
I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and just see someone who is totally unprepared for the spot she is in. Yes, she put herself in this spot (sort of) - but the most brilliant people were also "young and foolish." Youth is when we make lots of mistakes that we hopefully learn from. And money entices a whole lot of people to make a whole lot of foolish decisions. She didn't say anything mean or rude or nasty - And Paparazzi aren't entitled to answers to their questions.
ReplyDeleteAll she had to say is "I'm goona do my best in the great Palin tradition!"
ReplyDeleteShe didn't ask him what his name was? What paper he worked for? Saying she so appreciates the First Commandment and what not?
ReplyDeleteHow does she fluctuate so quickly with her weight? Oh yeah, she must be fasting under mommy's orders after that re-engagement fiasco.
Once again folks, it was Willow with Sarah dissing the Homer teacher, not Bristol.
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 4:29, it's been most of Bristol's lifetime that her mother has been a public figure, in Wasilla and growing throughout the Valley and State and then inexplicably, the nation.
ReplyDeleteIn the last two years she could have spared herself much public grievance by staying shy and out of the limelight, but whether by mommy or her own volition, she comes out with guest FB posts for Sarah, invites television and magazine interviews, accepts jobs and gigs she is no good at and now is opening herself up to further intense scrutiny on being in a very physically demanding show where she gets to neglect her child as much as her mother did.
She's going to have to have more babies soon so that they can help raise each other and keep each other company while mommy pursues any and all efforts to further aggrandize herself.
Why don't these Palin women pull a Garbo and just decide to be left alone?
I think we should vote for her every week and keep her on "Dancing With The wanna-be Stars". I'm expecting many, many laughs. The longer she's on, the longer the paparazzi follows her! Maybe she'll hook up with the Jersey Shore guy
ReplyDelete"She has also said her dresses will not show much skin and will be the most conservative of all."
ReplyDeleteWhich assures the producers will make her wear the slutiest outfits they can find.
And how about her partner...surely he won't be gay! Ewe!
Will watch this show, for the first time, just to vote her OFF.
ReplyDelete1. When did she become a star?
ReplyDelete2. I've never watched the show, how popular is it?
3. She has a fat face; has she always had a fat face (sorry I hate being catty but facts are facts [at least on camera])?
4. Does she get secret service protection?
5. Hollywood is a tough tough town...if she is not very careful it will eat her up and spit her out.
6. I take it she is fair game now.
The paps were being a bit rude, but still, she has ZERO charm.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's worse: her frown or her double chin.
4:19, that is precious!
ReplyDelete4:29, take off your preconception, and you'll see Bristle' frowny face. She came out wearing it.
ReplyDeleteShe has no charm or charisma and a huge double chin. She won't last on that show or in Hollywood. What a joke. Dancing with the "Stars" How is Bristol Palin a "star?" She has accomplished absolutely NOTHING in her life and it is an insult really to the girls her age who are working hard in college to seriously make something of themselves...
ReplyDeleteSince when is Bristol a star? She has the charm and charisma of a stone. She isn't pretty, trim or lively, and she exudes no personality. To have he say that she is dancing for all the Moms out there is an insult to Motherhood.
ReplyDeleteBillOR had a field day criticizing Jennifer Aniston who said that she didn't need a man to be a mother. (Jennifer was promoting a movie with that story line). Where is Bill's outrage and criticism for Bristol, who clearly doesn't want a father in the life of her child either?
I feel nothing but pity for this young woman. I don't like her, but I feel sorry for her.
ReplyDeleteShe has been forced into a spotlight that she seems to hate. She didn't want this! "I come from an athletic background. . ." = "Someone scored a gig for me because I am not doing anything else with my life."
She should have never been dragged around like SP did to her DURING HER PREGNANCY. She may have loved Levi in her own self absorbed way as a way to control her environment. I had a domineering, successful father who backed me into a corner to where I had few choices and then demanded of me, "What do you want out of life?!!!" While I was never in a spotlight, I am picking up similar vibes on Bristol. She has her hands tied and no prospects for a life.
There is nothing that she can do, do you understand me? She is not gifted intellectually so if she goes to college, the media will want to ask her classmates what kind of a study partner she is and she will seem dim. She has no social skills other than to be catty so she has no way to relate to people-- what personal boundaries do you think she has? Can a friend tease her about something without her taking offense because she doesn't know what is OK and what isn't, given her mother's ways?
She is not pretty and her mother has really lost her sparkle as she has gotten the boob job and tried to homogenize herself. BP will HAVE to cover up her body flaws. As the show gets underway, she will slim down and there will be a staged risque outfit with SP gasping (SP will do this to give her nonfans a thrill of watching her look mad, and in the FRONT ROW!!!) but it will be planned and SP will know ahead of time.
I hope good things for her on DWTS, but I don't watch it.
We need to pray for Bristol, not prey on her. She could have been nicer, but to have engaged in that conversation with that "reporter" would have been a fast ruin for her-- he would not have been nice to her had she tried to be nice. He was a snake. At least she knows how to keep her mouth shut.
5;44 that was a good one
ReplyDeleteWon't that chastity belt interfere with her moves? Dance moves that is... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteNever watched the show and still have no desire to.
remember the Palin family DEMANDS the perks of American celebrity while avoiding any of the downsides.
ReplyDeleteHopefully TMZ will go to the wall to make Bristol go running back to Wasilla.
The dancing show has become a parody of itself, which is why they can no longer attract actual "stars."
ReplyDeleteIt was actually quite a coup for the producers to snag this lame girl, to boost their ratings by having a political slant...it didn't work in the past, as the trailer park crowd had no idea who Tom Delay even was. But ALL of them want them some Sarah, even if its only her homely daughter.
I have always found DWTS unwatchable,kind of like Glee and most Broadway musicals, but you don't have to watch it...TMZ and the rest of the "entertainment" mightly shows will provide every little detail when Bristol eventually fucks up.
ReplyDeleteTold ya'll yesterday, TMZ and the rest of the paps are everywhere the DWTS cast goes...they obviously get tipped off by the network to create buzz for the show. Erin Andrews (the ESPN girl who was stalked) still gets followed at airports, even though she was on last season.
Every cloud has a silver lining, and this is it...Bristol will be stalked relentlessly everywhere in LA. She will not be able to play the game, the questions will get worse if she doesn't make nice.I predict now she will pull a Palin and quit halfway through...you heard it here first.
How does she get all this time off from her medical job in Alaska ;-)
ReplyDeleteI had a conversation w/a 22 year old yesterday - dental hygenist - about Bristol. She indicating not understanding why Bristol receives the coverage she does. And, I noticed she did not 'bad mouth' Bristol.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't help but compare this nice young lady to Bristol. This little gal has an earned high school education in Alaska with a diploma as well as her U of A schooling/training here in Anchorage. Plus, she has entered a good career with real job opportunities no matter where she goes.
Just saying!
None of the Palins get secret service/government coverage. They hire their own security people - all of them - Beck, Limbaugh and Hannity. Sister Sarah had FBI coverage ONLY when she ran w/McCain.
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ReplyDeleteFace it Sarah old girl, you're a granny now, not a cutesy little high school bad girl.
Oh, the fickle public, and they have such a short attention span.
People are tired of you and of Sarah Palin overkill and ready for fresh new flesh to replace
that tired old botoxed face, lifted and spray painted for a somewhat healthy although evil look.
Saracruda, no one really gives a rats ass about your opinion except to make fun of your ignorance
and the practiced stupidity that you do soooo well.
You may be allowed to sit on the sidelines of DWTS and watch if you don't interfere but
face it, THEY DON'T WANT YOU SARAH, THEY WANT YOUNG BRISTOL shaking her booty and boobs and humping, bumping and grinding all over some swarthy young dancer.
She will be out from under your thumb, exposed to hot, horny Hollywood slick young studs
and most likely going to night spots that won't let old gals like you in the door Sara.
Heaven only knows what big city temptations will come her way that will make those in Wasilla pale by comparison once mama G is out of sight.
I would be willing to bet that if there is not a SEX TAPE somewhere now that there will be
in the near future. ;O)
Oh and Bristol, it was YOUR CHOICE to go Hollywood, paparazzi and TMZ go with the territory like flies on road kill. Get used to it or go hide out at at the grizzly compound.
Too bad Sarah that you have not learned anything in the past two years in spite of all the
money that was spent on trying to make a silk purse out of the sow's ear that you are.
You may be able to squeeze a few more bucks from the poor ignorant teabaggers by pimping the three kid props you have left and prick teasing old republicans, rednecks and other assorted white supremist/racists from various walks of lowlife. You have lost your big appeal as the media is always looking for new meat to hustle and your constant hate
tirades are so old, worn and repitious that they are boring like a broken record. And that
gowdawful screeching voice of yours should be used for a burgler alarm in cars as well as in homes and corn fields.
Go home granny it's time to step aside and let the Palinbrat have her 15 minutes...........
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
Anonymous said... "I wonder if Bristol is going to come out with a perfume soon."
No but Sarah is, it will be called BALLZOFF! ;O)
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteMiracles do happen now don't they?
The changy thing is working for the palin's. How can a body change from the fat,fat pregnant body on the recent cover story,to the one shown on this video, S-o-o-o fast?
Queen Easter has managed another miracle........
4:46 AM
Answer - the miracle is the "a" word...you know:
Any
Body's
Option
Right
Then
Is
Obviously
Noticed
JMO...
Never mind. She can't keep her mouth shut. She just said on CNN that she is "dancing for all the moms."
ReplyDeleteShe is 20 with no life experience to represent us. Her struggles are not what we can relate to. She has a made a baby, sure, but there the similarities stop.
Bristol's a STAR? Of what? Did I miss some exciting movie she was in; perhaps a hit song; a string of stirring, informative speeches; an incredible home run; figure skating championship?
ReplyDeleteOh, I get it, she a beauty pageant winner...just like mom!
No? Hmmm, maybe someone in her town could illuminate us regarding Bristol's ***star*** status.
Get it right, you're a star.
ReplyDeleteGet it half right, you're a gas giant.
oh yeah that was great gryphen! does she really think that attitude is going to carry her far? why did she even agree to do this show if she has such disdain for the people who could make her famous?
ReplyDelete"Is refudiate a verb?"
ReplyDeleteROFL!!
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Bristol has got to grow up and realize it's not going to be "fun" all the time. Many young people her age who've invested time, sweat, and money to become professional dancers have to sit back and watch this spoiled brat push her way ahead simply because she's SP's daughter.
ReplyDeleteIf she thinks these workouts for hours a day are going to be "fun", she's in for a big disappointment. Wonder who she'll BLAME if she's not adored by fans?
Bristol's body changes were probably supplied directly by Mommy Dearest; some speed to reduce her appetite, and Spanx to tighten things up.
ReplyDeleteWhy in Hell is she considered a star or anyone we give a shit about?
Good for Bristol. Ignore the idiots and do what you need to do!
ReplyDeleteWhy is Bristol so paranoid about talking to the press? What if they ask her..."did you give birth to Trig?"
ReplyDeleteJust a thought...
Oh boy - the press will soon enough be baiting her with very, VERY ugly remarks and questions very, VERY soon, in order to get her to engage with them.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd say her social skills are more on a level with daddies than with mommies... and when she let's it rip, it's gonna get UGLY... and the press will be RIGHT IN HER FACE when she does, videotaping the whole meltdown.
Remember Kathleen Gustafson and Bristols' part in the "Worst Governor Ever" video fiasco last month? It will be much, much worse than that. Gonna be UGLY.... and then, BRISTOL will belong to "the whole country...".