Saturday, May 28, 2011

Kyle Massey and Bristol Palin are NOT dating. Gee, really?


Courtesy of Rumor Fix:

RumorFix can confirm that the two did become friends while on Dancing, and they are shooting a reality show together, but anything beyond that is completely fictitious.

RumorFix, unlike some people, decided to check up on this rumor by reaching out to Kyle's mother, Angel. She tells us the Enquirer report is bologna.

"They are not dating," she reveals while laughing. "They're good friends. I understand the media wants to push sales or whatever, but no, they're not dating."

Angel goes on to say, "Both of our families gelled during Dancing with the Stars. Sarah would be in the audience cheering for Kyle, and we'd be in the audience rooting for Bristol. We all became close."

Mama Massey adds, "The Palins are really funny, nice and genuinely warm to us."

Like I said the other day there is no way that Bristol and her mother are fighting right now, Sarah needs her family to rally around her as she launches her fake Presidential campaign, and there is NO way that such a nice young man as Kyle Massey would ever lower himself to date a Palin.


Especially one that would so dramatically change her appearance in an attempt to hide her low self esteem.

59 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:00 AM

    Besides, if she tried to haul Kyle around the way she did poor Levi, likely more people'd show up to see Kyle than Granny Grifter.

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  2. Anonymous7:04 AM

    "Must See TV" for the Tiger Beat-brained.

    There's the old saying, "wherever you go, there you are." Bristol is just like Mommy. Keep chasing that brass ring, Palins. Until the deep-seated issues inside are dealt with, you'll NEVER be happy.

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  3. Anonymous7:09 AM

    Good for Kyle! He doesn't need all the drama and bad publicity that's plaguing Bristol and her chin.

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  4. Well, one of the things we always hear about Sarah is that she can come across as really warm and nice.... at first.

    It's later that she tosses people under the bus... after she's used them.

    Lately, I've had this vision of Sarah as the Empress of the Racnoss, for those of you who watch Doctor Who... hanging around on the ceiling, reaching out with her claws, sucking humans dry and dropping them, plotting to take over the world. There's really a lot of similarity there.

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  5. It's a skook look-alike?? Does she smell and sound like snook?? If so - send her to jersey !@!!

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  6. Anonymous7:44 AM

    Sarah is using the Massey family. People should be aware of Sarah. If she is warm and friendly- WATCH OUT! period.

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  7. Anonymous8:00 AM

    I have a feeling that Kyle Massey's famliy are apart of that 4% of African-Americans who were crazy enough to give McCain/Palin their vote in 2008.


    I don't believe Bri$tol and KM are really friends. KM has become the Palins' token minority.

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  8. Anonymous8:02 AM

    The Massey family are allowing themselves to be used by the Palins. Disgusting.

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  9. Anonymous8:09 AM

    LOL! I have a hard time believing $arah Palin was in the audience on DWTS cheering for a black guy to beat another white woman. Too many painful memories for $P...

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  10. Anonymous8:13 AM

    ¨Kyle Massey and Bristol Palin are NOT dating.¨

    No, they are not. They´re just going to live together.

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  11. Anonymous8:17 AM

    LOL, Bristol's Chin. Notice how that family NEVER mentions Jesus? There's the first CLUE!

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  12. Anonymous8:17 AM

    Kyle agrees with the Situation... Bristol is a grenade.

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  13. Anonymous8:22 AM

    Grandma loulou did not set the record straight about Kyle and Bristol dating.

    Kyle´s mother, Angel, made sure America knew her son was not dating that girl, Bristol.

    How´s that nightstick tasting, sarah?

    LMAO!

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  14. Anonymous8:28 AM

    So she say they're NOT dating - so what ? Doesn't mean they're not having sex. And we all know how quick Bristol is to spread her legs. And it doesn't take a bottle of Jack Daniels to do it.

    Bristol is probably already agreeing with that old saying: 'Once you go black, you'll never go back" !

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  15. Anonymous8:32 AM

    That picture has "vapid" written all over it.

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  16. Anonymous8:42 AM

    ¨Kyle Massey and Bristol Palin are NOT dating.¨

    No, they are not. They´re just going to live together.

    8:13 AM


    Bri$tol is not really going to live with two black guys. They will just make it appear as though she is. She will stay in a 5-star hotel, or something.

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  17. Anonymous8:45 AM

    I had never heard of Kyle Massey until the reality show was announced with The Chin and still know nothing about him. However, why would he even think about dating an over weight, uneducated, unwed mother with no personality, no sex appeal no sense of humor, and no curiosity?

    Bill

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  18. Anonymous8:46 AM

    She was so pretty in the photo with Kyle with her hair long, brown and straight.

    I just can't see why she went and had her face all butchered up now, it's so sad.

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  19. 10catsinMD8:51 AM

    Sorry Gryphen. That picture makes me want to upchuck. So gross and so unreal. Can we do a real blingee of it to make it more visual.

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  20. Anonymous9:20 AM

    8:42,

    Is that you grandma loulou?

    You, of all people, should know your bots believe Bristol is not a liar, and they will see and believe your daughter, Bristol, is living with the Massey brothers.

    Real Americans will see your ¨palin family values¨ in action.

    Btw, how´s Shailey (oops, sorry), I mean Tripp?

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  21. Anonymous9:25 AM

    I would hate to see Kyle who's so sweet, get tangled up in that family; glad they're just friends.

    I think about that seemingly nice couple (parents of Britta Hanson) who don't know yet who the real Sarah is especially if the young couple don't do her bidding. I hope this ain't so, they seem nice, but crazed the in-law (the war department) will create drama. No doubt it.

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  22. Anonymous9:30 AM

    If Bristool is not screwing him then she is grifting off of him.

    Bristool can't sing or dance and she is uneducated. Bristool is trying to get into show business and is using him.


    Just like a Palin

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  23. Anonymous9:37 AM

    The body language in the photo is interesting. He is leaning away from Bristol. Could be coincidence or could be a subconscious impulse.

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  24. Anonymous9:41 AM

    Why would Kyle lower himself to dating white trash? His mother pulled a southern slam on the palins and they're too stupid to know it. OF course my son isn't dating that trash, but oh, aren't they sweetest family? bless their hearts.

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  25. Anonymous9:45 AM

    Until the deep-seated issues inside are dealt with, you'll NEVER be happy.

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    What issues would these be? You speak like you know them, though I doubt you've ever met any of them. Keep talking shit, you're making them more famous.

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  26. Anonymous9:47 AM

    And we all know how quick Bristol is to spread her legs.

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    Prove it.

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  27. Anonymous9:49 AM

    Aw I LOVE when Bill comments. Bristol needs to lend him some extra self esteem.

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  28. Angel goes on to say, "Both of our families gelled during Dancing with the Stars.

    gelled? I don't think so there, Massey's Mama! Genuine, kind? Watch your back Massey family!

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  29. Anonymous10:14 AM

    Anonymous @ 9:45, we are not making them famous (Bristol, Willow, is that you?). They are the ones keeping themselves in the media spotlight. We WISH more people would read this blog and others like it, though, that's for sure!

    The family is really quite brilliant at manipulating the 24/7 news cycles, they should get credit for that.

    I remember how Bristol was so indignant about her mother not being a celebrity. It's rather poignant, as now Bristol is the one who is a celebrity. How long will she keep this going? Even Paris Hilton got boring. Others come along to feed the monster, and the Palins are just the current favs. This will all end, and ultimately Bristol will need to base her life on something more meaningful.

    How about a college education? How about that? Bristol wasn't raised to be an entertainer, she doesn't have performing skills. Is she taking acting lessons, dancing and singing too? Or is she planning to be a talk show personality? What's her plan?

    She should be thinking it over very, very carefully.

    Of course Kyle had more sense than that, I knew it was trumped up.

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  30. Anonymous10:24 AM

    Im still shocked Bristol, Brandy and rayj arent doing some show. They hung out so much during dwts. BRistol's a popular, happy, beautiful girl. Shell go far.

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  31. Anonymous10:26 AM

    Ever since Bristol made her debut on TV with Greta after Tripp was born, she is the product of Sarah's professional publicity people. I don't believe for a minute that Dancing with the Stars just called Bristol out of the clear blue sky to appear on their program. That was appearance was supposed to launch Bristol into her show business career. This lame reality show is the only thing that they could come up with. Everything about Bristol is part of a Palin Production, including a 5 bedroom house in Maricopa, AZ (for a single mother and Tripp) and Bristol's so-called abstinence speeches, when she has been any thing but abstinent. Now, even Bristol's face is fake. When she makes the rounds this summer to sell her book, that will be fake too. Bristol clearly has no talent for speaking, writing, acting or dancing. Any "success" that Bristol appears to enjoy is manufactured because it is not based on any ability at all. It is as fake as the rigged DWTS voting.

    Since Bristol has no special talents or personality, then I have to wonder why Bristol is receiving all of the money and attention. It appears to be her reward for.....fill in the blank.

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  32. Anonymous10:28 AM

    Real Americans will see your ¨palin family values¨ in action.

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    Yes, America should see the real Palins. They are nothing like how they're portrayed by lies here and other places on the net.

    It's called grow up and stop spreading lies and rumors.

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  33. Anonymous10:43 AM

    Snooki!!!!!

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  34. Anonymous10:44 AM

    Massey family--Sarah and Tawd do not like Black people. You understand about the silver-tongued snake right?

    You cannot say you havent been warned.

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  35. Anonymous10:48 AM

    Reminds me of the old defense I heard alot in the south, "I have alot of good friends who are black". My response was usually, "Really? When is the last time you had one of Them to dinner?
    Crickets.

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  36. Anonymous10:55 AM

    9:47.
    Disprove it!

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  37. Anonymous11:05 AM

    Why would Kyle want to get mixed up with a no-nothing grifter like Bristol with 2-3 kids and different baby-daddys?

    Bristol is trying to use Kyle just like Sarah tries to use President Obama just for attention.

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  38. Anonymous11:11 AM

    I could have told you that - a super-racist like $P will not have a$pawn that is NOT racist!

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  39. OT I just finished the Bailey book and found it so sad. I wonder about all the other players in the "Rag Tag Team". How about a post about "Where are they now" for the other members of SP's gubenatorial/VP campaign? Are they still with her? Have they seen the light? Can they sleep at night? I wish there had been an index in Blind Allegiance. Us "Outsiders" have trouble keeping up with the folks in AK (now AZ).

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  40. Anonymous11:45 AM

    Bristol is not dating Kyle or his brother - YET! They will be living together in Hollywood - nature may take it's course.

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  41. Anonymous12:01 PM

    If Kyle and Bristol really are dating then I have to say Kyle has bad taste in women.

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  42. Anonymous12:01 PM

    9:45AM -- You butcher your face when you're 20, and have a mother that screams "look at meeeeeeeee" 24/7. Not rocket science.

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  43. Anonymous12:10 PM

    @meredithp= yes, there was a section that I was literally crying (tears streaming down my face) reading Bailey's book. Very sad, for so many people. Makes me understand how so many felt shattered, when SP just quit the governor job. =The part that I cried w/o control was when Bailey met the trooper who also went to his church. Don't want to say too much more to give anything away.

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  44. Anonymous12:14 PM

    By the way, where are Willow and Piper ?

    Has anyone seen them lately ?

    Should someone call Child Protection Services to check up on them ?

    Are they in the Witness Protection Program ?

    Did they get called up during the Rapture ?

    Mononucleosis (Willow) ??

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  45. Anonymous12:55 PM

    I never used to believe that any Palin family members commented here but now I do. So many troll comments carry their same unique familial inability to write and comprehend--exhibiting an illiterate functionality, eerily similar to Palin's.

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  46. Anonymous1:30 PM

    Kyle Massey's body language in the photo with Bristol seems to indicate that he can't get far enough away from her. Did anyone else notice that he is leaning far, far away from her in the photo???

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  47. Anonymous1:37 PM

    Bristol is a mature woman now and she doesn't need to be kissed and dated and romanced. They just got right down to business because that's what Bristol needed. For mommy ya know.

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  48. Anonymous1:42 PM

    It's strange that Willow doesn't get to go anywhere, she was not in the audience on dwts with Bristol, Sarah and Todd. Is she in rehab or being punished for something?

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  49. Anonymous2:04 PM

    No mother who loves her son would let him date a Palin.

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  50. Anonymous2:09 PM

    Bristol is a dumb fuck unwed mom, with ZERO talent.

    No amount of PR agents will change the fact she can not act, can not dance, can not sing and can not speak off the cuff...

    Bristol is a useless person to mankind...

    Just giving you the finger Bristol.

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  51. Look at their body language.

    I question exactly how good of friends they are.

    The families cheered for each other? The Palins cheer for anyone other than Bristol? Surely you jest.

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  52. Anonymous3:20 PM

    Anonymous said...
    It's strange that Willow doesn't get to go anywhere, she was not in the audience on dwts with Bristol, Sarah and Todd. Is she in rehab or being punished for something?

    1:42 PM

    Willow had to stay home and watch her son she named Distributor Cap.

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  53. Anonymous4:00 PM

    Anonymous @ 9:47am said...
    "And we all know how quick Bristol is to spread her legs.

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    Prove it."

    Well Anon at 9:47 AM, prove to us that Bristol DOES NOT spread her legs.

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  54. Anonymous4:27 PM

    I think it is a damn shame Bristol never was able to set off on a normal Alaskan life experience after high school. You know the one where you move in with your buds, work or go to school, travel after accumulating enough cash for a plane ticket, hostel and food and then just have some fun discovering what it is all about.The Hollywood crap is so plastic and contrived. Very rarely does anyone exit this situation with a healthy world view. What a crappy substitute for a "Real Life."

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  55. Anonymous4:32 PM

    9:45 "Keep talking shit, you're making them more famous."

    Isn't it great that G has the power to do that?!?

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  56. Anonymous4:42 PM

    "stop spreading lies"

    What lies are those?

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  57. Anonymous5:14 PM

    Everyone is askig about Willow .... I just heard she's developed a case of Mono ... the type that lasts 9 months.

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  58. Anonymous6:19 PM

    Hey, if an "Angel" announced it, it must be true! I like Kyle, wish he'd find himself someone more classy to hang out with, is Snookie still available?

    Bristol knows the adage "once you go black, you never go back". She'll just "pause" for a second before she "plays".

    That second photo should have the caption:

    What's in the middle of an Oreo Cookie?

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