Thursday, July 07, 2011

"The Undefeated" movie trailer has been released!

Video courtesy of Business Insider.


The Undefeated Teaser Trailer from Dain Valverde on Vimeo.

Like a Marine she runs toward danger? Are they talking about the same woman who hides from all media except Fox News? She is not tough, she plays the victim and then waits to be rescued or protected by her supporters.  That is the way it has ALWAYS been with her.

And holy crap, what they showed about her first days as Governor was SO the opposite of what really happened! Sarah Palin took advantage of the fact that the Republican party was getting indicted right and left and swooped into the political opening left behind by labeling herself a "new kind of Republican"

But once she was there she really did not know what to do.

As Bailey points out in his book, after election night, she actually seemed upset that she had won and was now expected to do this very difficult job.

If she had not latched onto the ideas that were put forth by the Democrats she would undoubtedly have been an abject failure right out of the chute. All she did was support existing ideas, and then take all the credit for them.

However can I just say how MUCH I love the cigar smoking "good ole boy" silhouettes!"   Those are awesome!

By the way there will be at least ONE less critic at the next screening in Manhattan:

Uninvited to "Undefeated"! I've just received a foolhardy note from a public relations executive, Keith Appell of CRC Public Relations, who tells me that now I am "not invited" to the Sarah Palin documentary "The Uninvited," which is having a critics' screening tomorrow in Manhattan that is, and here I measure my words, going to be laughed off the screen by whatever hacks show up. Appell has banned me from the screening and not even bothered to pretend that this is for any other reason than payback for my painful-but-honest pan of a rough cut of the film in The Post . What's hilarious about this (apart from the fact that I have two emails from another publicist for the film confirming that I was on the list for tomorrow) is that Appell seems to think other critics are somehow going to be nicer to the film than I -- someone who actually likes the subject of the documentary and who is almost certainly the only Gotham film critic working for a mass-market outlet who has cast a vote for her. I can only assume that the massive flaws in the film I warned about have not in fact been corrected and that the distributors are content to release a hopeless raving sputtering jumble directed solely at an Amen chorus of supporters with zero chance of persuading any of Palin's many haters to change their minds. I said in my take, "Its tone is an excruciating combination of bombast and whining, it’s so outlandishly partisan that it makes Richard Nixon look like Abraham Lincoln and its febrile rush of images — not excluding earthquakes, car wrecks, volcanic eruption and attacking Rottweilers — reminded me of the brainwash movie Alex is forced to sit through in 'A Clockwork Orange.' Except no one came along to refresh my pupils with eyedrops." Publicists who think they can dictate favorable coverage by choosing who gets to see a movie are being very silly. You have to let all of us in and take your chances; that's the way the game is played.

The one hope the movie has (and it's a thin one given the level of Palin obsession in the media) is that, because it isn't opening in Washington, New York or anywhere nearby, that maybe some Northeastern outlets won't review it. Initial markets are Dallas, Denver, Oklahoma City, Orlando, Atlanta, Orange County, Phoenix, Houston, Indianapolis, and Kansas City. "National rollout to follow," they claim, but that's never going to happen to this amateurish rant.

God this just keeps getting better and better doesn't it?

89 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:09 PM

    I did read Bailey's book but I also know many of her staff and read the emails. She WAS engaged and really seemed to care prior to the national election. Then the media went certifiable and things were never the same again. People felt justified in attacked her on EVERYTHING.

    She was just a woman who once tried to make good and was caught up in the bullshit of nasty, prejudicial politics.

    I'm glad she had the balls so indirectly tell her idiotic critics fuck off and quit. Otherwise shed be even more in debt. She lives for family, you cant deny that.

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  2. Anonymous8:18 PM

    Well, the reviewer hit it right on the head -
    this wont change the minds of any anti-Paylin voters...but what pulled Scarah into it was probably just the chance to whip her bots into a frenzy and wring more out of them.

    Its not intended to change the minds of anyone, IMO.

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  3. CharlotteB8:20 PM

    Watching that preview sent shivers of embarrassment up my spine...something I have never before experienced. The level of "corny" in that clip is immeasurable.

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  4. Techgnome8:35 PM

    Yabbut, what are you going to do Gyph? No AK screenings for you. The only way you're going to see this monstrosity on the big screen is if it becomes a cult classic and gets midnight screenings like The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It's so awesomely bad that this could happen.

    It's a great summer and getting better all the time--unless the GOP pulls the trigger on their economic terrorism.

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  5. Anonymous8:41 PM

    Bwahaha! Are you kidding me? She runs toward danger (while she hides from our media?). That trailer is hilarious. The music, the voice of the narrator, the drama. What a joke. Did they think this was going to be the summer block-buster? Do they know that Harry Potter is coming out that same day? Does the world know the the very few theaters that this joke of a movie is showing in only has about 100 seats? Once again, Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

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  6. Gasman8:47 PM

    "Like a Marine she runs toward danger?"

    WTF!?

    Didn't she RUN AWAY from her job as governor?

    There was NO FUCKING DANGER!

    SO WHY WAS SHE RUNNING AWAY?

    This settles it. Palin actually is more stupid that Michelle Bachmann.

    What a moron.

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  7. I am reminded that one of her bots exclaimed this will be bigger than Harry Potter. It opens the same day as the final HP movie. Yeah, good luck with that.

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  8. Anonymous8:58 PM

    Oh, 8:09. It's so hard to know what to say to a person who is either 1) trying to perpetuate the Palin myth, or 2) actually believes the Palin myth.

    Either way, yes, I absolutely deny she "lives for family." The evidence is to the contrary. Did you see her drag poor Piper on that bus tour? How did her 15 year-old sneak out of the house to drink and have sex? Where was Sarah then? Where was she when Willow vandalized the house? Why is her relationship with Track strained?

    Where's Trig?

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  9. Anonymous8:59 PM

    La Quitta: "Must rewrite history... Must rewrite history.... Must rewrite history... Must get donations..."

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  10. Anonymous9:02 PM

    Anon at 8:09 said: She was just a woman who once tried to make good and was caught up in the bullshit of nasty, prejudicial politics.

    I'm glad she had the balls so indirectly tell her idiotic critics fuck off and quit. Otherwise shed be even more in debt.

    ------

    OK, let's play it your way. Washington is filled with "nasty prejudicial politics. The president typically has an army of "idiotic critics." So, in the highly unlikely event Palin wins the nomination and the even more unlikely event she wins the general election, she should just quit right out of the gate, right?

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  11. Anonymous9:02 PM

    Anon at 8:09- Todd get off the 'puter and go back to fucking hookers.

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  12. Gasman9:03 PM

    Anon @ 8:09,
    You are so full of shit that it's beginning to seep out of your ears.

    Palin didn't suddenly turn into a batshit crazy simpering moron because of the press. She simply IS a batshit crazy simpering moron. It wasn't "prejudicial politics" that caused Palin's problems. She is responsible for her fucked up career. She is nothing more than a whiny assed, petty, vindictive, lying, grifting, narcissistic, cretinous, imbecilic peawit who is thicker than shit.

    How is it that an adult can whine SO incessantly about NOTHING that EVER happens to her is her fault. THE FUCK IT ISN'T!

    Palin is responsible for Palin.

    I sure as hell CAN deny that "she lives for family." Unwed teen pregnancies, delinquency, drugs, alcohol, A FAKED PREGNANCY... Tell me when these good parenting skills kick in.

    Sarah lives ONLY for Sarah. Good parents don't use their special needs child as a hand prop during campaigns or book tours while neglecting those special needs - i.e., therapy, glasses, etc.

    Only another congenital moron could gush so brainlessly about that insipid bitch. I suggest that you might want to get guidance from an adult when crossing the street because you would certainly tax your cognitive abilities if you tried it on your own.

    What a simpleton!

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  13. Anonymous9:05 PM

    Palin at bat:
    Bus Tour...STRIKE 1
    Mini Me's Book...STRIKE 2
    Mockumentary...STRIKE 3

    Three strikes, Palin.....YOU'RE OUT!

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  14. Anonymous9:08 PM

    Palin Fairy Tale Troll at 8:09 - she lives for family? You must be insane. She neglects her family. Look at her oldest daughter's FACE.

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  15. Anonymous9:12 PM

    anon @ 8:09..

    lou $carah, why don't you go fuk yourself since no one else with half a brain'd get close to your $kank $elf

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  16. Anonymous9:21 PM

    Another Anchoridge steamer.Thanks sarah.

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  17. Anonymous9:31 PM

    Personally, I can't WAIT to go to the cult-classic midnight showing of the movie (as long as I can be assured she doesn't make a CENT in royalties).
    Imagine all the fun to be had dressing up in tacky red blazers, rhinestone flag jewelry, and fake boobs. The ticket lines would be filled with people wrapped up in the flag, carrying mis-spelled posters, and thumping their bibles. Heck, what a boost for local economies in fake pregnancy bellies and bumpits alone! Talk about a summer movie extravaganza!! What a great way to show Sister Sarah just how much we appreciate them making "The Wasilla Horror Picture Show" to liven up our summer!

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  18. Punkinbugg9:33 PM

    (rubbing hands together) oooo if there was just some way to see the movie without actually paying to see it. Hmmm. Maybe we could buy a ticket for another movie and then stroll into this one. Then, about 30 minutes in, jump up all indignant, like that couple in Lubbock when it got to the strippers' song in "Gypsy", and MARCH out of the theatre. hahaha Love it.

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  19. AJ Billings9:33 PM

    Hey, anonymous @ 8:09 pm, the 1st poster. Awfully anxious to defend a 2 time quitter and ethics violater named BigBoss Quittypants $arah aren't you?

    Ms Grifter $Paylin has always been about fame, money, and power.
    I suppose somewhere in the conflated mix of her brain salad is some religious notion of God or religious deeds of glory.

    You remember what Wally Hickel said about her once she got into Governor's office? He said "Sarah is all about Sarah"

    Fawning at the feet of Ivana Trump
    because that tawdry tramp had fame, fortune, and better perfume than Sarah ever had.

    Since she lost the beauty contest,
    she's always wanted to be number 1.

    Well guess what, you obvious troll, she was DEFEATED for VP, and she will never get the Repub nomination now.

    She actually caused her own downfall by her mental condition, her tabloid exploits, the affairs,
    and her out of control kids whom SHE PUSHED into the limelight.

    She is, and always was incapable of doing the hard work of studying up, sticking with the job, learning policy, and building credibility as a politician.

    The proof of that is the emails she sent to Bailey saying how much she hated the Governor's job, and how much she hoped she'd win the VP job so she could "get out of that place"

    McCain was lucky as hell NOT to win, and end up with a narcicisstic deranged scorpion from hell as his VP, running rogue around the country mouthing off, and producing scandal after crisis after pregnant teen daughter.

    She's a horrific mess of a human being at this point.

    I feel sorry for $arah, in spite of her wanting to impose
    her christian taliban laws every US citizen.

    $arah Paylin is now like a caged beast, who knows she can't ever get out, but will make every day a living hell for those like Todd, who must care for her, and feed her, and endure her ravings, her emotional abuse, and the lunacy of her mood swings.

    When I visit the nursing home I do tech work for, and I see the wrecked lives of the physically and mentally disabled, I see Sarah Palin reflected in the sad lonely eyes of the deranged and crippled.

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  20. Anonymous9:36 PM

    @ 8:09:
    Trust me, Baby... Those of us who've known the nightmare of Sarah Palin since back in her City Hall/Mayoral Days know she didn't just change in response to the pressure of the Governor's job or the national press. She was a nasty, vindictive, lying piece of crap from Day One. A total opportunist with no shame over her countless dirty deeds. Misunderstood, indeed!!!

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  21. Holy crap is right!

    Did you notice they included photos of all her children EXCEPT Trig?

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  22. Anonymous9:52 PM

    Ah yes, Sarah Palin's outstanding qualities: a readiness to quit and hide; skilled at acting thoughtlessly; competent in the art of lying; and adept at alienating multitudes.

    Those are precisely the qualities that we need in a US President to keep America great...NOT!

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  23. Anonymous9:55 PM

    omg- the Undefeated Letter Project at c4p. There is an extensive discussion and plans on how to buy up the tickets and then pass them out at the theater!

    Everyone has a unique idea to fill the theaters, poor things. You'd think with all her popularity ("the election will be a SWEEP!") there would be scalpers selling them for ten times the price because they would be sold out!!

    Holy cow it's sad to read over there.

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  24. Anonymous10:01 PM

    "She's not afraid?"

    Prove it: go do an interview with Rachel Maddow.

    Yeah, that's what I thought. Chickenshit.

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  25. Anonymous10:11 PM

    Is there a way to identify the people praising Sarah in the movie? Just a listing of their names would be helpful to those of us not familiar with the faces of the players. Breitbart, I recognized. I have no ideas who the others are, but their names may be familiar.

    Thanks!

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  26. After finishing a speech in Louisville on Sept. 16, 2010, brave Sarah Palin courageously faces the awaiting media.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBmN73m0aHU&feature=player_embedded

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  27. Anonymous10:30 PM

    GASMAN, have we told you lately that we love you?

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  28. Anonymous10:57 PM

    I get it now! This is $arah's brilliant strategy to destroy Jon Stewart! She'll put out a mockumentary that makes her look so stupid that Jon won't have any jokes left to make about her!

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  29. Anonymous10:57 PM

    @8:09. That's funny, I also know many people who worked for her or in departments in her administration.

    What I heard from them long before McCain chose her were things like this:

    1) On oil and gas issues: If you put talking points on a half-piece of paper, she could deal with it. Otherwise, not so much.

    2) She would ask staff to embark on some project; they would spend a lot of time on it and then present it; she would have lost interest in it by then, and nothing would happen.

    3) Legislators were frustrated with her because she was never around and did not have a coherent and consistent way of working on issues with them (hence the "Where's Sarah?" buttons that appeared).

    In her final days when she was taking a lame-duck lap around the state signing bills, a friend who had to arrange the presentations and meetings said Palin was incredibly disorganized, often late, and frequently cancelled at the last minute.

    In short, I've never heard anyone who worked with her say anything that disagrees with the general picture that has emerged of someone who was disinterested in governance, not very bright, and mostly involved in petty squabbles over stupid shit.

    Citizens became unhappy with her because she insisted on behaving unethically (per diem payments, her children's frivolous travel, her insistence that rules didn't apply to her, Troopergate, etc.) while acting as if rules didn't apply to her, not to mention the crap she allowed to happen here while she was off gallivanting around and drawing a salary for doing nothing. See: Truth Squad.

    Who cares if she lives for family? Most decent people do! That has nothing to do with her ability to govern well, something she rarely exhibited.

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  30. Loose Era11:32 PM

    @809 - if shw quit to say FO, and save some money she did not have (but sure does now), why did she not even allude to either of those reasons in her biPolar bear erratic advance in a different direction dead fish lame duck speech on her lawn two years ago?

    She can never walk away from the reasons she gave that day, which did NOT include these, and did not make any sense whatsoever.

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  31. Um, ok.

    That cannot be as stupid as it looks. I refuse to believe that that is even possible.

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  32. Anonymous12:07 AM

    9:31, I could totally see where you're going with a Wasilla Horror Picture show and a sea of red blazers, glasses and bumpits or the even more scary purple robe, but the image still makes my skin crawl. I know there would be a lot of hilarity and Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert material for weeks, but I'm counting on them to shield me with their version rather than sit through it myself.

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  33. Anonymous12:26 AM

    I finally rallied myself to watch the trailer and it does seem like Clockwork Orange.

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  34. Anonymous12:41 AM

    Sarah Palin was a fuck up as a mayor and as a parent.

    That's why it took two fuck ups to co-mayor a little ass town.

    As far as being a family person, that dipshit retarded family became drunken bullies and drug fiends.

    Hey Sarah where's your daughter? Out getting drunk on wine coolers loosing her virginity for the hundredth time.

    Todd you can offer Brisket a car to stop screwing Levi, but it must of been good like Baba Walters said becuz Brisket kept going back for more and more. Sorta like you and Shailey Tripp.

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  35. Anonymous12:48 AM

    Yup that Sarah is into her family alright.

    Sarah must of been wearing earplugs because we all heard Bristol a squealing way like a pig getting stuffed, well we all heard her except for her parents.

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  36. Anonymous1:29 AM

    When this film is not accepted and doesn't change the Palin image, she will be fuming and will be, in the 2012 election, even more of a raving, obstructionist maniac along in than she was in 2010.

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  37. Anonymous1:30 AM

    Oh my God, that was hysterical! If someone were to put something like that and call it The Undefeated, I'd think that I was being roasted.

    Can't believe that Con Bunde agreed to be in it. He must be getting senile. Unless of course they edited negative things said about her and took them out of context so that they sounded like big supporters?

    I hope they bring it to the Bear's Tooth and turn it into a "Tomato Show". I find that I can only take Palin in small increments these days, but this thing is so outrageously corny that I think I could handle it. BT

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  38. Anonymous1:50 AM

    They showed a clip of the showing in Grapevine,Tx recently. There were some big white buses. So they must have bused some people in to see it. Plus there was someone from Iowa to make up the approx 50 who showed up. So many people around Palin are just in for the money$$$ and their chance to maybe get on tv. or in a movie. The whole Tea Party thing & the people like Palin, that Amy Kremer Tea Party spokesperson, Dick Armey, etc found a way to make some money, get recognized, etc. I bet 3/4 of them don't even care but just keep pushing Tea P ideas so they can get a piece of the money $$$ pie.

    The film is not, and never was, going to be shown in Dallas. It is being shown in 88.16% White, 2.56% black Grapevine Tx. -44,000. pop. Dallas, with it's millions, is too diverse to accept, or find the Undefeated appealing. The "Dallas" showing is a lie by Bannon's people. There is a huge difference between Dallas & Grapevine(which isn't even in Dallas County but is in Tarrant County- same as Ft Worth.) We don't need her garbage movie in Dallas County.

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  39. Anonymous2:12 AM

    @8:09 Why does the RW feel the need to portray Palin or any woman as having "balls". A truly strong woman, and her followers, would not refer to strength with "balls" and would portray her as strong without trying to use male body parts to do it.

    You followers who want Palin to be some pseudo male acting like a male must have missed the Women's Movement. All the work that went into that was so that women would be able to choose whatever career path they wanted honestly. Palin clicked her heels together, inflated her boobs, tightened her skirts, winked & winked, rolled her tongue, etc to get ahead--and had her followers yelling about balls. She should have wanted to stand as a woman-for all woman- and not some sexed up caricature with "balls."

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  40. Anonymous2:21 AM

    This movie has but one chance to set a record. The distinction it might garner is "The worst movie ever." I'm not sure it can rise to such a height as "Battlefield Earth" did when it was released.

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  41. Anonymous2:29 AM

    Anon 9:31, I'm in, just tell me where to show up in my monkey pumps. Wow, that trailer sure says that she planned on rolling out a run for the office, but fucked that up too, so now she really can't because her ship has sunk. You can tell they had these huge pie-in-the-sky ideas about what the campaign was going to look like. What happened, scara, did ya get cold feet? Decide to Quit? Toad is right, the movie IS going to give your critics more things to make fun of you over. What a great weekend this is going to be. Can't wait to see what Bill, Steven, and Jon have to say about the "movie". Once AGAIN, thanks for the entertainment.

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  42. Anonymous2:35 AM

    I predict a BOMB of "Ishtar" proportions.

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  43. Anonymous2:59 AM

    Isn't it against the law to deface or destroy currency? Maybe they didn't actually burn the money but they did cut it up in that trailer. It's amazing that that many stupid people actually came together and made this movie!

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  44. melissa3:06 AM

    The tackiness burns my eyes!

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  45. angela3:09 AM

    The only thing missing in that trailer is a huge lizard with Sarah's face, attacking Tokyo.

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  46. Dis Gusted3:13 AM

    first post is a troll on patrol.

    nothing written in that post is true. Everyone can deny she lives for family because she doesn't and she never has.

    She abandoned her kids to run for office and someone else has always taken care of them or they fend for themselves. It didn't work.

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  47. Anonymous3:14 AM

    8:09 pm -



    Hello Sarah Palin, your words are hard to follow. Maybe you need an education. Or is this Bristol, the sex goddess and dim bulb?

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  48. Anonymous3:23 AM

    Poor wittle Sarah, did somebody fart in her face and she thought it was the smell of emissions?

    She's such a victim of the lame stream media, you betcha. If I were her I'd just quit; oh right she did.


    Sarah loves Sarah, and her family be damned cause she wants all the glory and limelight.

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  49. Anonymous3:23 AM

    8;09
    she lives for family"? That is a joke. She seems to let the kids raise themselves once they reach their teen years. Bristol was spending nights at Levi's house hasving loud sex early on in her life. He wasn't the first, according to reports from other people who knew her. Most women would be horrified if their daughter wrote a book recounting her sexual experiences, then went on TV to talk about it. Palins are not a "nice family" at all.

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  50. Anonymous3:26 AM

    8:09 pm I did read Bailey's book ...





    Is that you Bristol Palin, your comment sounds like a 7th grader. You need an education badly, don't you get tired of being unable to express yourself because of your lack of education.

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  51. Anonymous3:36 AM

    Prediction - you heard it here first:

    After this media screening the "limited release" will be canceled and this piece of crap will be released direct to DVD. (Actually my second, sub- prediction is that most of the "critics" invited won't even show up... we'll see.)

    It's the only smart choice they can make. (Of course, MAKING the film in the first place puts this director in the "not the sharpest knife in the drawer" category to begin with but we won't split hairs here.) They simply can't afford to not even sell out ten (smallish) theaters for one night - which they won't. And if - IF mind you - C4P and TeamSarah DO manage to engineer opening night sell outs - by the second night those theaters will look like tombs.

    So they will "rethink their strategy" and release this directly to DVD. That way they can fake their sales numbers from the privacy of their own computers in a way they won't be able to hide an empty theater.

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  52. Anonymous3:39 AM

    LOVE the Rocky Horror idea.

    I'm surprised they got Stapletongue to cooperate. I had pegged her for the next tell all...

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  53. She lives for family, you cant deny that. 8:09 PM

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    She lives for family only if you mean "family" in the Godfather sense.

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  54. AJ Billings said...
    ...narcicisstic deranged scorpion...
    9:33 PM
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    Perfect!

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  55. Anonymous4:15 AM

    Anon @8:09, is that YOU Brisdull? Or a fake anon who's really the blog obsessed Sarah? Geezez, the woman NEVER did her job. Period. Tried to make good my ass, she wanted attention without having to do the hard work. Governing is hard work, it's not a double crackberry-who's-saying-crap-about-me-on-a-blog-so I-can-write-FAKE-letters-and-have-my-minions-sign-them. Sarah Palin is a FRAUD, in all respects: Mayor, 1/2 term Gov and parent.

    Yeah, she lives for family alright...as long as they cooperate in her quest for massive money by being her props. Thanks but no thanks, I'll take my legitimate well paid job without national attention and actual loving family over her circus clown entourage of a family any day. You Sarah apologists really need help.

    BTW, a LYING, poorly made movie that she had NO PART in making does not serve her well. Although I realize that minions will swallow any swill if it has 9.25 solid Palin stamped on it. Geezez, wake up someday.

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  56. Anonymous4:16 AM

    @Punkinbugg--

    Which song from Gypsy? Oh, the choices--"Let Me Entertain You" or the even more appropriate "You Gotta Get A Gimmick" or my personal fav "Rose's Turn." Now that I think of it, there *are* similarities between Mama Rose & Caribou Barbie pushing the awkward daughters into the spotlight.

    And there's always the off chance someone might post an illegal "cam" version online. Although I really can't see anyone wasting bandwidth on this crap.

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  57. London Bridges4:23 AM

    8:09

    Sarah's philosophy is like W's: "You can fool some of a the people ALL od the time, and those are the ones (fools) I want to concentrate on."

    Sarah sez: "I'll keep doing it until someone in law enforcement says it is illegal." Even then, I might try the good ol' push-up bra to persuade them that is really is legal unless they want to lose their jobs, and OK for me to continue doing.

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  58. Anonymous4:30 AM

    Anon 8.09,
    What utter tripe....one of the paid trolls,send letters to the newspapers, but don't let it look like it is comming from a paid hack.If Sarah did such a good job and has nothing to hide,why wait 3yrs and heavily redacted e mails.

    Sarah herself has contradicted herself in public.Only a coward quits...if she had any balls she would have a real job and return all that grifting money back to the poor people she has conned.

    You must feel smug,posting crap here,but it only shows how desperate you and Sarah are to try and get more attention.At least Bachmann is out there facing the press and public...poor Sarah,can't even borrow Toad's balls.

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  59. Anonymous4:43 AM

    Sarah is a whining, lying, fraud, bully, con artist, opportunist trampoline stealing, tax cheater, divisive, vitriolic, bumbling, under-educated, self-absorbed, conceited, vain, deceitful, manipulative, bigoted, mentally-challenged, attention-seeking, media-loving, over-hyped, egotistical, diabolical, media slut, pregnancy faker, hypocritical, amoral, brash, pseudo-intellectual, blood thirsty moose hater, wolf-slayer, mean girl, husband cheater, horrible mother, unethical quitter, dysfunctional family reality freak show hostess, who is about two things only...personal gain and money.


    hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

    Now, is that clear, Bots?

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  60. Anonymous5:12 AM

    So she could only get her BFFs to speak on her behalf? I see some familiar faces there! Who is the black woman, anyone know? Must be a paid actress.

    Also the booming, crashing, dramatic sound effects, coupled with the symbolic pictures--Way, way, way OVER THE TOP!

    What a joke!

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  61. Anonymous5:13 AM

    Sarah Palin has balls, you say? Was that before or after the sex change, inquiring minds want to know.

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  62. Anonymous5:16 AM

    There are so many more appropriate names for a Palin hagiography, since the Audacity of Hope (cause I've got no capabilities) is taken, I suggest, "The Nerve."

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  63. Anonymous5:26 AM

    Anon @ 8:09 - as a rural constituent, even from my off-the-grid house, I could see Sarah's inadequacy and terror from my house.

    As usual, Sarah got into something way over her head and she was scared shitless once she realized she was in it.

    When she became Mayor, even though she snidely commented that it 'wasn't rocket science,' had to create a new position and spend public money on a city manager to handle what she couldn't.

    All Sarah is good for is being a figurehead - an incomprehensible, nonsensical, gibberish dog whistle blower that whose only talent is to cause enough discourse to distract from sound governing.

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  64. Anonymous5:27 AM

    OMG! The Undefeated that lost? Sarah Palin and her cronies are fucking idiots. She's one of those annoying ass people who thinks she is more important than everyone else thinks she is (you all somebody like that, they are EVERYWHERE!).

    The Unbelivable is more like it! And yes, I misspelled it in true rogue style ala stupid ass Sarah Palin! Refudiate that bitch!

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  65. Anonymous5:32 AM

    Anon @ 8:09 - Attacking Sarah Palin isn't about her being a conservative. . .jesus, it's about how incompetent and hypocritical she was.

    And what is this bizarre meme from you bots and Bristol herself that they are a shiny-happy-God-on-their-side-family? How is that a defense against the public having heartburn against their shoving themselves down our throat everyday?

    Hundreds of times Sarah, a grown-up, had escalated public discomfort with her conduct and given a chance to take the high-road and handle criticism in a private or tactful manner? - No, she used the power of the Governor's press office to out private citizens in childish and harmful ways that defy statesmanship.

    Calamity Sarah / Sarah-six-pack does not belong in the political field, she belongs in the circus or a mega church.

    You can't shame the media and the public for not liking her, we don't have to, quit trying to force the mainstream to accept such a nightmare of a public figure.

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  66. Anonymous5:33 AM

    Anon @ 8:09 p.m. the first Troll.

    LOL. I can deny it. We all deny it, she does NOT live for family, otherwise she would have blinked when John McCain called her on her cell.

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  67. Anonymous5:33 AM

    I'm SO sick of all the people (are they people, can we even call them that?) who care to inform us about what a hard-working, engaged governor Sarah Palin was. If she was so fucking engaged, why the hell did she quit? And didn't she write in an email to Frank Bailey that she hated being governor? I love how you trolls (Barbara Walters, is that you?) all like to contradict the facts that have been on display by Sarah Palin since day one on the national scene. Our eyes aren't deceiving ourselves, she is and you are trying to repeat such lies as being fact. If you haven't noticed, most patrons of this site are very well educated and can think for ourselves, but since you can't I don't imagine you would catch on to that fact so quickly. Sarah Palin is a fucking ignorant asshole, and if you support her I'll just assume the same of you. While you sit up and support a dying cause, I will gladly savor her demise! And it's coming!

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  68. Anonymous5:36 AM

    Warrior?????? Good grief

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  69. Anonymous5:40 AM

    What a fucking insult to Marines.

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  70. Anonymous5:45 AM

    Sarah Palin has single-handedly set women's rights back 100 years. While there are really competent working women out there, they will tell you that working and parenting simultaneously are tough(Involved working dads, too.) Those that can afford it hire lots of competent help. Those that can't make lots of decisions to balance the two, often turning down an great worklife opportunity if it will disturb family life too much.

    $carah's glib attitude and unwillingness to admit the struggle how how clueless she was, effing up both as a politician and a parent, incompetent in both.

    And she continues on that path.

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  71. Anonymous5:48 AM

    "That cannot be as stupid as it looks. I refuse to believe that that is even possible."

    Sadly, I believe it is not only possible but probable. Gryphen does not reiterate in this post the widely-circulated and almost certainly true insider info that Sarah was so upset by the film that she was crying and the Toadster flew into a rage.

    Even they know how bad it is. They know that it will make her a laughing stock. If Sarah had any sense at all at this point, she would withdraw any support at all because the poor showing this film is going to make, FAR from being her ticket ("It will beat Harry Potter - OH MY GOD - BWAHAHAHAHAH) this is her death knell.

    They might - through flogging the masses - sell out the first night by bussing people in , etc. By the second night, I predict the theaters will be so empty that even the sycophants at C4P won't be able to spin the writing on the wall.

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  72. Anonymous5:51 AM

    re: 8:09

    The apostrophically challenged one strikes again!

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  73. Anonymous5:53 AM

    What a pile of shit.

    Funny that there is no photo of Quitler with ALL her kids.

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  74. Anonymous5:57 AM

    Oh I see that Breitdick got himself placed into the propaganda job.
    He's another dangerous idiot a**hole.

    But seriously, what a piece of shiet this whole thing is.
    Another laughingstock check-mark for PAYlin, the Tundra Tart who keeps giving us our daily dose of a laugh.

    --GypsyGirl

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  75. Anonymous6:14 AM

    The Undefeated trailer casts Sarah Palin as rightwing saint

    Will this fawning documentary comparing Palin with Joan of Arc go down as well as Nick Broomfield's snarky portrait?

    ...The Undefeated, however, is the one which reportedly idolises Palin as a Joan of Arc-like figure beset at every turn by vicious leftie enemies seeking to thwart her ambition of reviving the conservative legacy of Ronald Reagan. You can tell this by the way the trailer opens: DAUGHTER, WIFE, MOTHER, WARRIOR flash up in black and white, before it launches into a rapid-fire rundown of Palin's achievements in office (slightly stat-light, but still).

    The Undefeated has been widely seen as a key staging post in Palin's plan for a presidential run next year. The premiere took place last month amid a press frenzy in the town of Pella, Iowa, which just happens to be the state where the US presidential primaries traditionally kick off.

    Which movie will end up as the daddy of Sarah Palin documentaries? Well, The Undefeated is unlikely to break box office records when it debuts at a handful of US cinemas later this month, but the trailer suggests it does have lots of shots of money being variously burnt or cut up and will probably enter the Guiness Book of Records as the movie which mentions the phrases "liberal media" and "phony intelligentsia" the most times. Broomfield, meanwhile, is said to have pulled out the big guns: if reports are correct, he has managed to get Palin's parents to say bad things about her.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/film
    /filmblog/2011/jul/08/the-undefeated-trailer-sarah-palin

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  76. GBIllinois6:19 AM

    BOT @ 8:09 said:

    "I'm glad she had the balls. . . "
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Would those be Todd's balls? Just wonderin. . .

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  77. Anonymous6:58 AM

    2:12, exactly.

    Also, sometimes I wonder about all those men groveling at her feet, extolling the virtues of her 'cajones'. They seem like the fake, super macho types that secretly (and NEVER in public) want a woman to dominate them; mommy issues, I'd say.

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  78. Anonymous7:59 AM

    The GOP establishment seems to be getting bashed in this film. Is she planning a third party run?

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  79. The comments in this thread are priceless. All the Palin trolls succeed in doing is getting many articulate people to post detailed comments refuting their sycophantic, delusional nonsense. Love, LOVE it!

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  80. Anonymous9:25 AM

    8:09 PM's rant has a RAManesque quality to it.

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  81. Anonymous10:03 AM

    How come we never see the family going to church on Sunday?

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  82. c said...
    The comments in this thread are priceless. All the Palin trolls succeed in doing is getting many articulate people to post detailed comments refuting their sycophantic, delusional nonsense. Love, LOVE it!
    8:25 AM
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    Exactly. They can't seem to grasp (not too bright?) that when they post their tripe, people can easily (and in a literate way) come right back at them with the facts.

    They may think they are educating people about what the Palins are really like, and they are, just not in the way they think they are!

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  83. Anonymous3:05 PM

    Sally Heath trolls the boards...

    defending her pathetic excuse for parenting: that thing, Scarah paylin

    and Her pathetic excuse for parenting: Brisdull

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  84. Anonymous3:27 PM

    The Fundie Bleated!

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  85. Anonymous4:07 PM

    Lives for her kids, what a joke--

    Didn't Track live with a bunch of strangers in Mich. his senior year, Bristol live with her aunt her jr and sr year; Willow live with a friend's family this year?

    There was an article on Brisol in Harpers when they talked about Willow's prom dress and how sleezy it was; Sarah hadn't even seen the dress or the pictures; She had just flown in for the day to attend Trig's birthday party.

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  86. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Gryphen -

    Can you ask for volunteers to monitor opening night in each of the ten cities? I'm sure you have enough readers that you get someone in each of the towns to independently report on the opening attendances for each showing.

    This is important - because you know they will fake the numbers!

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  87. Congrats on the ban. She tossed me of her Facebook page in minutes -- and I was being more decent than usual, given her dramatic "Obama's death panels,socialist, Marxist, Commie" bull. So, wear it like a badge of honor.

    The only people allowed in her perimeter have to kiss her @ss and you do not want to go there. Yikes.

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  88. Anonymous2:40 AM

    I don't think this documentary of Sarah Palin was made to change the minds of the Liberals simply because the average Liberal is CLUELESS and nothing will change their vacuum sealed minds.
    This documentary is made to show the truth about Sarah Palin and her ability as a leader. They want her to go on interview with someone like Rachel Maddow? really? why didn't Obama go on an Interview with Rush Limbaugh?
    The difference is that the Libs are not interviewers but saboteurs. They have no interest in asking her serious questions and she is smart enough to know this.

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  89. Anonymous2:52 AM

    Ah the Liberal mind....what a waste of space.
    Liberals are so tolerant aren't they?

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