Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Is Beyonce attempting a fake pregnancy ala Sarah Palin?

Courtesy of Sandra Rose:

Tweets are talking about Beyoncé’s prosthetic baby bump on last night’s Sunday Night HD. At first we couldn’t believe that she would actually wear her prosthetic on a show with HD — high definition — in the show’s title. But you know what they say about narcissists who think they are smarter than everyone else around them. 

So there was Bey sitting down on the set — and there was her prosthetic baby bump, folding, crumpling and collapsing in full, vibrant high definition! 

Luckily, the prosthetic is that memory foam type that bounced right back into shape. Rumor has it that Beyoncé is wearing a fake prosthetic while her unknown surrogate carries her baby to term.

Gee where have we all seen THIS movie before?

However it looks like Beyonce had the sense to purchase a more convincing baby bump. (Though she apparently failed to read the directions concerning how to carefully sit down so that it does not fold over on high definition TV.)

Still you have to admit that it is a far cry from the methods used by that pioneer in the field of faking a pregnancy, Sarah Palin.

Such an amateur.  If she had not been surrounded by imbeciles there is NO way she could have pulled it off.

P.S. you can see the video of Beyonce's tummy folding over by clicking here. (Just forward to the 0:58 mark.)


  1. Anonymous2:35 AM

    oh! weird. what would the point be?

    i don't get it.

  2. Virginia Voter2:55 AM

    Oh, God what an idiot. Beyonce probably doesn't want to risk the weight gain.

    Here's Sarah in S Korea. Again, what is going on with the hair, and she wore the hooker shoes and short balck skirt.


  3. Anonymous3:20 AM

    Well, that is just weird .Gotta love that High Def. That foam is light weight but doesn't fold well. I would say she is busted. Fake baby bump, IMO.

  4. dancingthroughlife3:22 AM

    Hmmm. Maybe the attention to Beyonce's fake bump and Fred's book will get more people to take a look at Palin's (though after yesterday's post, I guess that should be 'the Palins' ') 'pregnancies.'

  5. Anonymous3:25 AM

    Ha! The pioneer of fake baby bumps! You have to admit, Sarah has pulled it off so far with her fancy scarves and square pillows - genius! But what happened to Trig? Where is he? No family bus tour, a recycled picture from 2010 for Sarah's April 2011 "birthday" message to him - it just gets curiouser.

  6. Anonymous3:36 AM

    Oh, man, how sad. No one would mind if there were a surrogate involved, but the hoax is the point at which people get turned off. No one likes being played as a chump.

  7. She should have started off with the square pillow first. But I think she will be able to pull it off from now on though, as long as she remembers the golden rule: Arch backward, not bend forward to sit down.

  8. Anonymous3:58 AM

    You can also google beyonce + bikini and see the bump in the flesh.
    No arguments she had a collapse in h.d.
    At least she learned enough from palin to cough up a bikini bump.

  9. Anonymous4:18 AM

    LOL how awkward! What's a celebrity to do now? Keep going along with the charade, even though everyone knows, or just come clean and admit the fakery? Here's a hint, Bey...just think, "What would Sarah do?" and do the opposite.

  10. Anonymous4:26 AM

    I wish celebrities would be more open about using surrogates to birth their children. Kelly Preston, Nicole Kidman, Angelina Jolie, etc.

  11. You'd think that with all her money Beyonce would be able to afford an Acme All-Purpose Artificial Empathy Belly that does not fold up like a cheap tent every time she sits down. Perhaps there should be a warning label attached: Narcissists: please do not go on TV or have your picture taken while wearing this device. Cannot guarantee that it will convince skeptics.

    (I wish that I had gone into the business of manufacturing fake pregnancy outfits. Must now be a booming business.)

  12. Are fake baby bumps the new fad?

  13. Anonymous4:52 AM

    NO. Come on. I sew and know that the cut of that dress would get caught on top of her belly and fold over into what looks like a crease until she stood back up again to pull it down over her butt and belly. There is a good reason why OLD maternity clothes were so flowing. There is simply no where but up for that dress to go over that much woman.
    What is the motivation for her to fake the pregnancy?

  14. Anonymous4:52 AM


    Could this be the universe showing us that the world of People magazine celebrities isn't all what it seems?


  15. That is just hilarious! What a fool.

  16. What?! Beyonce is faking a pregnancy? Nooo! Can't be! No public female figure would EVAR do that! Nevar!


  17. Anonymous5:30 AM

    Interesting that Sandra Rose says this about Beyonce: "But you know what they say about narcissists who think they are smarter than everyone else around them."

    So true. Of Sarah Palin, as well.

    If this is true (of Beyonce), I will think she is a lunatic, but at least she's just going for publicity. Sarah Palin was running for Vice President of this country.

  18. Anonymous5:35 AM

    i saw that Bey thing yesterday and thought the same thing.

    Has preg faking become the fashion da jour?..is that SPs
    legacy? roflmao.

  19. Holy moly!

    I s'pose Bey is doing it cuz she ain't gonna mess with her body.

    Not to mention the fact that, pregnancy is EXHAUSTING!!!!! Bey would SERIOUSLY have to change her career/touring/promotions and like you called it, G - narcissists don't play that!

    That was yet ANOTHER ridiculous thing about the "Tundra Turd". She was bouncing around in her high heels (across ice, no less) - so fULL of energy.

    BULLSHIT! I know I can't speak for anyone else, but physically, pregnancy is incredibly demanding on your body , and I HAD to nap every single day when I worked (in my car, during lunch)...it was my first baby, and I was 30 and in decent shape.

    Pregnancy completely transforms your body, and thus, your outlook. I believe it's all nature's way of getting you prepared. Even if you can't believe it, well, your body is saying "Believe it, Girl!".

    There's plenty of time to "adjust" to it, and that's the way it should be. That's why it's funny to watch amateurs like Bey try and fake it. They think it should be easy to fake, they've SEEN a million pregnant women, right?

    Ah, but it's so much more! *MOST*Pregnant women are CAUTIOUS! They don't take unnecessary risks with their babies: they don't drink/smoke/use drugs; they don't run on ice; they don't fly after a certain trimester; they don't HESITATE to seek medical attention if there is the SLIGHTEST indication something is awry with the baby/herself.

    The problem I "see" with the foam belly is simple - lack of weight.

    Your entire center of gravity shifts as your baby grows. You are less and less about high heels than you are about comfortable slip ons. When you can't even see your feet, fashion becomes an afterthought.

    You understand you are simply the incubator; it is your JOB to keep this baby healthy and safe. It's not about how "sexy" you look or about you at all.

    That's the first, major lesson in being a mom.

  20. Anonymous5:39 AM

    beyonce it seems did not want to put her bod thru a preggers.
    rumors of her using a 'surrogate' have been around quite a while.

    or perhaps neither of them had the
    ability to get preg and she used a surrogate. who knows.

    however, her belly flop cannot be missed. nice try tho.

  21. Anonymous5:43 AM

    @sillywhabbit, I did google that and all I saw was her sticking her stomach out as far as possible. I've seen non-pregnant women do far better, actually.

    Again, I don't give a rat's ass if Beyonce fakes a pregnancy, but it looks like that's what she's doing. Good thing she's not running for high office!

  22. Anonymous5:54 AM

    The bikini bump shot? It would fool a man.

    There is zero baby bump in the bikini shot. That is simply a woman sticking her gut out--ask any woman--especially during 'that time of the month' when they're a little bloated to begin with--they're usually trying to suck it in at the beach!

  23. Anonymous5:55 AM

    Virginia Voter said...
    "Here's Sarah in S Korea. Again, what is going on with the hair, and she wore the hooker shoes and short balck skirt.


    Oh my! And those aren't even special shots hand-picked by IM. All I can think of is from Toy Story, "the Clawwww".

  24. dominicastar5:59 AM

    I've seen beyonce pregnant belly while she was in a bikini with her friends Gwen and coldplay singer. There was nothing fake about her true bump.

    My theory is she is exaggerating how far along she is; for further press annoyance.

    I'll confess to being a HUGE beyonce fan; but I do not believe she is faking her pregnancy.

    Here's the link to her in the bikini

    infact these photos were taken around Sept 4th it's impossible for her belly to grow so much in one month; I think she was trying to full people of how far along she is; more than whether or not she is pregnant.

    more from google images


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  25. the comments are loading weird today - like that for anyone else?

  26. I'm giving Beyonce the benefit of the doubt here, and saying the dress just did something weird when she bent over.

    Let's see if she chunks up, though, as she gets closer to her due date. (Which is when?)

  27. Sarah vs Sarah@5.36a - what a wonderful explanation about pregnancy! My youngest is 29 so I haven't been through it in a while, but you're spot-on about the body changes and the things you just can't do for a while.

    Though I did read a story in the Chicago Tribune about a runner in the Marathon on Sunday who was 39 weeks pregnant - 39 weeks! - who ran/walked in the race and then delivered a healthy daughter that evening. I'm sorry, but that's just too stupid. Though, evidently, the woman's doctor approved it...

  28. Anonymous6:49 AM

    You can also google beyonce + bikini and see the bump in the flesh.

    some sites claim that shot is photoshopped. She was standing swaybacked with her hips thrust out and her back was filled in to make her appear pregnant.

  29. Dis Gusted6:54 AM

    Let's see if she chunks up, though, as she gets closer to her due date. (Which is when?)

    6:28 AM

    April or February....ROFL depends on who you read. Either way, she's not 9 months along like the fake belly depicts. At the most, she is 4 months pregnant, so would barely show.

  30. Anonymous6:59 AM

    ole sp it seems has created a FAD!
    i just heard LA-SamRubins mention some new 'show' on...get this--Faking Pregs!

    if two of the GRIFTERS can do it why cant everyone!

  31. Anonymous7:37 AM

    There's definitely something going on with her belly...not sure what it is, though. And, she looks pretty big for how far along she's supposed to be.

  32. Anonymous8:14 AM


    Sarah Palin sits out 2012: There is a God

    Columnist Kathleen Parker at her best!

  33. emrysa8:27 AM

    this is pretty funny. if you watch the vid, you can freeze it at 2 different frames and see the looks on her face when she realizes what happened. she is so busted.

    now I think back on her recent music performance where she unbuttons her jacket at the end and rubs her "bump" - what a fraud. I won't ever look at beyonce the same way again.

  34. Anonymous8:40 AM

    Oh, God what an idiot. Beyonce probably doesn't want to risk the weight gain.


    Morning sickness, weight gain, permanent stretch marks, health complications, discomfort, hemorroids, labor, C-section, you name it. Pregnancy can be quite a hijacking of the body.....for a celebrity best to let *someone else* go through all that.


  35. Note to John McCain. It's not too late to get in the GOP race. And it looks like we may have another running mate for you. McCain-Beyonce 2012. Hell, yeah!

  36. Anonymous8:48 AM

    Poor Beyonce, she didn't know this is the reason why you only wear the fake baby bumpit for 18 days.

  37. Anonymous8:53 AM

    And your point is?

  38. Beyonce knows what a pregnant belly is "suppose" to look like...she has a younger sister named Solange who had a child at 17!! Shot gun wedding of course followed by a divorce three years later...so I'm in he camp that she is faking it for business reasons....

    Her albumn is not doing good at all...I haven't even bothered to download it... so yes, being the narcissist that she is...her and "handlers" came up with the baby business...to Beyonce...it's ALL BUSINESS!

  39. Oh one more thing...in the video she states that she is due in February...some folks are speculating she's trying to time it for the Grammy's...which is Feb 12, 2012...it's said that she needs to top her MTV performance...I say...She's doing too much!

  40. Anonymous9:35 AM

    Oh, God what an idiot. Beyonce probably doesn't want to risk the weight gain.


    Morning sickness, weight gain, permanent stretch marks, health complications, discomfort, hemorroids, labor, C-section, you name it. Pregnancy can be quite a hijacking of the body.....for a celebrity best to let *someone else* go through all that.


    8:40 AM

    Also, too don't forget;
    Constipation, killer heartburn, linea nigra, facial mask of pregnancy, pregnancy induced acne, pregnancy induced diabetes, varicose veins, lochia rubra, lochia serosa, lochia alba, episiotomies, swelling, first bowel movement after having the baby, sex after the baby, sex while 9 months pregnant, heat intolerance, bleeding gums, ........we who have actually given birth could go on and on and on.

  41. Anonymous9:44 AM


    All the fake mama's out there that have been faking it for centuries are now in for it. Thanks Mama Grizzly, for making us vigilant about pretend pregnancies.

    And it isn't picking on Beyonce just to be mean, she's trying to capitalize on this hoax by selling maternity-wear, the way Sarah tries to shop her pro-life, family values creds and leadership by 'birthing' a DS baby and being a superhuman mommy that can bring home the Moose and fry it up in a pan.

    Never did, never do, never will. You poser.

  42. Ferry Fey9:46 AM

    The bikini pix are pretty weird in themselves. The suit is just plain visually distracting with those unattractive ruffles, and they could hide the anchors of an expensive tubular midriff prosthetic. Curious cords/chains visible in close-up, that don't look appropriate with the suit. I'm not sure that the muscles (6 pack? ribs?) look entirely right.

    AS a mother of two, I can't see any possible way that a real bump would deform like that.

  43. WOAH...just looked at the Beyonce in the bikini pics...that's one weird looking belly!

    Is she giving birth to an alien or something...what happen to her belly button and she should at least have that black line going down her belly too...*SHRUGS...Oh well when you got money like she do she can wear whatever fake stomachs she can find!

  44. Anonymous2:56 PM

    The bit that really clinched it for me was the film of her at a luncheon just a couple of days before delivery.
    It was with congressional wives, I believe.

    At the end she bends over to, I think, sign a guest book or some such, then stands back up, straight backed and walks out straight backed.

    Neither posture is physically possible in a late term pregnancy, the back bend is necessary for balance and bending at the waist is just impossible.

  45. Anonymous5:07 PM

    Why is Beyonce doing the fake belly thing? If you have a surrogate doing all the work, then be up front about it, but to go on national tv: an awards show, with a prominent baby bump (which was fake) seems all sorts of weird and phony. That's just weird and stupid of her.
    M from MD

  46. N'yah9:54 PM

    My 1st comment here! But a long time reader, since 2008!

    In Houston, where I (and some of Beyonce's family members) live..speculation is all over the place that Solange is really pregnant again, by a much older (white) music exec. Beyonce has been trying to get pg for over a year and Solange already has Julez and says she can barely keep up with him. So it just worked itself out that B would 'be pregnant' and she and J would raise the baby together. Solange IS basically the surrogate..it just wasn't planned in advance.

    Keep in mind I heard all this when I was getting my braids done. Hairdressers are known gossips and when you are getting 4 hours worth of dreads put in, you have time to hear a lot! It might not be true at all but since Tina gets her hair done here sometimes I thought who knows, maybe someone has the inside scoop.

    I will say this, the stylists were making a much bigger deal over the dude being white than him being 40 yrs old and MARRIED. Sad.

  47. Funny lame ass hoax..what an idiot...;>

  48. I am furious this morning
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    Great blog my friend


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