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Saturday, January 07, 2012
Rick Santorum might want to double check how the Bible defines marriage before he starts pushing it as the only appropriate kind to have in this country.
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It's in the Bible. It must all be true.
ReplyDeleteWhy does God hate women? sigh.
Hey, where's $arah's marriage represented on the chart? She's a Witch and he's a Eunuch. Could it be their coupling is unholy?
ReplyDeleteI don't think my wife is going to go along with the notion that I need to have at least one concubine to make our marriage truly biblical. By any of the other criteria, it won't pass muster.
ReplyDeleteNow isn's that a fascinating chart....somehow I ahve the feeling he can justify this by saying..."but, look, there is no man man woman woman coupling here!"
ReplyDelete“Hey Ricky, this is 2012, NOT 1612.
ReplyDeleteYour church should be IRRELEVANT because this is America, not 17th century Europe.
What the evangelicals have done is to create a de facto litmus test for Repub candidates at this point by insisting that ONLY fundamentalist Christians are suitable for Presidential office
Ricky, did you ever read Article 6, paragraph 3 of the Consitution of the United States?
"no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States."
Ricky is far outside the main stream, as he's actually determined to outlaw contraception, refuse abortions to raped 12 year old incest victims.
Rick Santorum: The poster child for prejudice, ignorance, and Christian supremacy
But all those other parts don't count, those are the old parts... here, let me pick out one single verse that could be conceivably interpreted to mean what I want it to mean and then we'll use that to overwrite all that old shit that doesn't match up with my beliefs... See how that works?
ReplyDeleteEven Taiwan Cracking ‘Come From Behind’ Jokes About Rick Santorum
ReplyDeletehttp://wonkette.com/459422/even-taiwan-cracking-come-from-behind-jokes-about-rick-santorum
Now that he’s just eight paid Romney supporters away from being the most popular Republican presidential candidate in all the land, Rick Santorum is getting a “second look” from many who had mostly forgotten about the Pennsylvania oddball back when he lost his Senate seat by 17 points, to a Democrat, in Pennsylvania. But Rick Santorum has not quit being Rick in the half-dozen years since history tried to wash him away like a weird stain. And now that he’s theoretically closer to being the Republican nominee, it also means it is scientifically possible he could end up as president of the United States. Many gentleman and ladies will be wanting to know some of his sex tips!
ReplyDeleteAll of these are REAL THINGS RICK SANTORUM HAS SAID, about sexytime and its tragic consequences:
http://wonkette.com/459517/sexy-rick-santorums-top-10-sex-tricks-to-drive-god-wild-in-bed
Sh*t Rick Santorum Says
ReplyDelete"Many of the Christian faith have said, well, that's okay, contraception is okay. It's not okay. It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be."
Read more:
http://www.businessinsider.com/shit-santorum-says-2012-1?op=1
Santorum Accuses Obama Of 'Hubris' And 'Snobbery'
ReplyDeleteThe most animated exchange of Rick Santorum's Saturday morning event in Manchester, N.H. came when he called out President Obama for his "hubris" and "snobbery" for proclaiming that all U.S. children should get a college education.
'I was so outraged by the president of the United States for standing up and saying every child in America should go to college. Well who are you? Who are you to say that every child in America should [go to college]? I mean, the hubris of this president to think that he knows what's best.
I have seven kids. Maybe they will all go to college. But if one of my kids wants to go and be an auto-mechanic, good for him. That's a good paying job: using your hands, using your mind. This is the kind of snobbery that we see from those who think they know how to run our lives. Rise up America, defend your own freedoms. And overthrow these folks who think they know how to orchestrate every aspect of your lives.'
It was a memorable moment during the 30-minute question and answer session with the Pennsylvania Republican, winning him a nice applause from the crowd. The argument feeds into several narratives, whether it is Obama's alleged elitism or the intrusion of government into different facets of personal life. But Santorum could have chosen a better setting to unveil the new line. The event took place at St. Anselm's college.
Betty Bowers has a great video on this topic. LOTs of fun!
ReplyDeleteHave you heard the latest news?
ReplyDeleteThe GOP has decided to change its platform. GOP will no longer stand for the phrase Grand Old Party; from now on, it will stand for Gonads on Patrol. At an undisclosed location, those in the party's highest echelons decided that everyone, everywhere, will be under GOP surveillance for committing any type of sexual activity that the GOP decides to prohibit.
The party leaders, after much harrumphing, concluded that even though God had not been able to get people to obey HIS sexual laws, they, the GOP, a powerful political party with lots of Citizens United moolah, would have no problem in obtaining such obedience. The new rules provide that there can be no adultery, no homosexuality, no transgendered-dressing, no sex outside of marriage, no contraceptives, and absolutely no abortions under any circumstances . . . by ANY person who is not affiliated with the GOP. All sexual activities committed by non-GOP members will be considered as criminal offenses, punishable by life imprisonment.
Under stern threats from the Vatican, the party's biggest undisclosed backer, it was decided that only one form of sexual behavior would not be discussed in the new platform: pedophilia. After much discussion, it was also decided that the party could drastically reduce its expenses and save considerable time by eliminating the middle men and holding its next convention . . . in Rome. At the convention, which will be attended only by males, proper attire will include clerical robes (dresses).
Snark.
Sorry folks, but even that first one man + woman is suspect, as other sources list Adam as a divorced man, from his first wife Lilith.
ReplyDeleteThey really do ignore the New Testament don't they?
ReplyDeleteBut they only pay attention to PARTS of the Old Testament. I'll bet they don't keep Kosher, work on Sunday and wear clothing of mixed threads (poly cotton anyone?)
But then, we knew they were mentally unbalanced and hypocrites, right?
To 7:47:
ReplyDelete"And overthrow these folks who think they know how to orchestrate every aspect of your lives."
Did Santorum really say that? The guy who probably has wet dreams about forcing people to church at gunpoint said that?
In all seriousness, how do some of these conservatives function? They go on about "freedom", yet they seem to have very definite ideas about how other people are supposed to live their lives. Given that many of them are religious nutcases, they also seem to want to control the thoughts inside your head. If I have fewer rights because of my beliefs (or lack of belief), then what sort of "freedom" is that? Conformity is not freedom. Obedience is not freedom. I don't know if I could define freedom, but I do not want the "freedom for some" that these people are pushing.
Plus if you took what Santorum was saying, and told his supporters that a Muslim cleric was saying it, then they would be horrified. Why is Christian Sharia Law any better than Muslim Sharia Law?
To 8:24
I thought "GOP" meant "God's Oil Pedophiles".
Not to mention that if you are a Christian why would you follow Jewish law, or the laws of any other faith or of any other God, by any other name?
ReplyDeleteThe bible thumpers have successfully turned Christian discourse away for the Gospels, thereby removing Christ from Christianity.
Crap - what about one woman with 2 husbands? How unfair! Or, better yet - to match Sarah Palin's fundie version of a traditional, rill marriage - one woman + one husband, + a lover (male, of course), oops, make that 2, er, 3+ lovers!
ReplyDeleteAnd what about Bristol - nothing about her kinda male, male, male, male/female relationship with children BEFORE marriage? Not fair again! Course, they'll probably rework that chart to make it SEEM like they have rill family values with the males in their lives - just like it says in the bible!
Did Todd get left off that chart, too? No husbands procuring prostitutes, concubines, or bimbos for other husbands in true GOD
sanctified rill marriages? No wonder he always looks like a sourpuss!
Doesn't Santorum's God have rules for the sex mechanics of all sentient beings throughout the galaxy? Pretty darn limited of Santorum to only care about human on human lust and fun.
ReplyDeleteAccording to the chart, Solomon had 300 wives- no wonder he was so wise! Being henpecked by three hundred women his entire life left him a very wise man. He must have slept with one eye open, also too.
ReplyDeleteSo Sarah DOES have a biblical marriage- husband wife concubine concubine concubine concubine.
Back to Santorum, if he wins the nomination, it'll ensure an Obama win. The man once equated homosexuality with bestiality, and defended his statement!
Also brang home an aborted fetus his wife had (in order to save her life) to meet and bond with his siblings for a sleepover before the funeral.
If a democrat did that, it would be evil, abuse of corpse and chid abuse, if a republcian does it, Abortion is murder, even to save the life of the mother.
Hypocrite much, Ricky?