Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Palin defends Newt. The animated version.

Animation: Palin Defends Newt (Actual Audio) from scottbateman on Vimeo.

Somebody sent me this link from the Daily Kos.  Here is the transcript, for those who don't speak Palinese.

SARAH PALIN: Well, look at the players in the establishment who are fighting so hard against him. They wanna crucify him, because he's tapped into that average, everyday American Tea Party grass-roots movement that has said "enough is enough" of the establishment that tries to run the show and, and um, tweak rules and laws and regulations for their own good and not for our nation's own, own good, well, when, both party machines and many in the media are trying to crucify Newt Gingrich for hav...for bucking the tide and bucking the establishment, that tells you something, and I say, you know and, you gotta rage against the machine at this point in order to defend our republic and save what is, what is good and secure and prosperous about our nation. We need somebody who's engaged (something something) reform and isn't afraid to shake it up, shake up that establishment. So, if for no other reason, rage against the machine, vote for Newt.

I love how they made the wig twitch and expand in response to a particular point she was making.

Makes me wonder if we have a Daily Kos visitor here, or if they simply noticed as if that thing looks like it might be alive just like we did?


  1. WakeUpAmerica4:04 AM


  2. Anonymous4:34 AM

    I find it curious that she has identified the issue of crony capitalism which she describes as "um, tweak rules and laws and regulations for their own good and not for our nation's own, own good" but that she completely misses the fact that this is what GNUte has been doing since he first showed up in Congress.

  3. Sally in MI4:38 AM

    The only thing thta would make that better is if they drew a big white swath down the middle of her wig, which would make her look even more like the skunk she has turned into. Sarah's just mad because she was THIS CLOSE (holds thumb and forefinger up) to worming her way into DC, just like 4 years ago! Golly, she's going to be over 50 by the time the next GOP cloewn cars roll into town...not even Newt will mention her name. Good times ahead!
    Hey, Sarah, how's Trig? And how are your other grandchildren? Don't see you parading them around any more...

  4. Anonymous4:40 AM

    That was hilarious!

  5. angela4:52 AM

    Whoot! The hair and bears cracked me up.

    Sarah has gone way past word salad. Now she's just talking loud and sayin' nothing.

  6. A part of me wants to see Tom Morello give her a smack down for stealing the Rage Against the Machine phrase, but like Obama, he probably has too much class to engage her.

  7. Anonymous4:53 AM

    I soooo wanted the polar bears to eat her at the end!

  8. Anonymous5:01 AM

    Actress Julianne Moore was being kind when she called Sarah Palin's manner of speaking "idiosyncratic."

    The odd intonations, gutteral lows and screechy highs are satirical. Church Lady on Meth. You can't diagram her sentences, you have no choice but to animate it.

    HBO's Game Change is coming Sarah, we all get to laugh and laugh and stare at horror at your being wired in such a way as to not blink in accepting a job you are completely unfit, unqualified and derelict for.

  9. Anonymous5:04 AM

    I thought her parent's BFF Tom Rossi, head of Alaska's Department of Conservation, was going to show up and rage against the bears in the background. Even Mama Grizzly's weren't spared under his watch.

    It'd be like Gov. Sarah's turkey pardon.

  10. I was watching, my husband was listening to this video and when it ended we looked at each other and said in unison, "What an idiot!"

    It was a great video.
    I was thinking the other day that she must have thrown her hairdresser under that bus of hers, she looks terrible. When Governor, did she look like this or is this something new?

  11. melissa5:16 AM

    Love how her 'hair' is animated!

  12. Love the hair and the bears.

  13. Anonymous5:37 AM

    Sarah always sounds so Presidential.

    She must have studied all of Abe Lincoln's speeches.

  14. Anonymous5:37 AM

    I saw this on DK and hoped you would pick up on it. I thought of you when the animator had the hair moving like a critter. Too funny!

    And about unlovely Sara. Well I'm thinking with all the momentary attention she's getting, it's no wonder she wants the race to go on. It's the only way anyone gives her the time of day.

  15. Anonymous5:40 AM

    i saw that yesterday on Kos -- the twitching hair-ster is a riot.

  16. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn5:44 AM

    The animation is great--love the bears in the background and the wig's "reactions."

    BTW--here's some Advice For The Day from our good buddy Bri-Anus at the PalinFanClub (they're still sitting in corners, chewing their toenails and rocking from Mittens' win last night):

    "Good morning to you all!

    "I just made out, a couple of hours ago, a check for $100.00 for SarahPAC. I mention this only because I think it is part of the course of action we must now follow.

    "We cannot give up. We have to show the Governor our support in all ways, including tangible ways like this..."

    Day-um! Bri, ol' boy, I'm sure that your hard-earned $100 will pay for a good bunch of Crunch Wrap Supremes. Wish I could come up with a $$$$-making racket like this!

  17. Anonymous5:46 AM

    The twirling hairpiece idea definitely must have come from here. She talks about shaking it up, and there it goes. LOL

    Polar bears looked right at home, maybe checking out the nest on the head to see what prey was in there.

  18. Smirnonn5:54 AM

    Love the animated roadkill on her head :)

    Is English her first language? Did she study grammar with Yoda? Or, more accurately, which learning disability does she have?

    "The principle of linguistic relativity holds that the structure of a language affects the ways in which its speakers are able to conceptualize their world."

    Her inability to organize her language belies how she thinks and how she conceptualizes the world - like a 4th grader. What an idiot.

  19. Anonymous6:17 AM

    The "Sarah Palin vs. Paul Revere" video from the same guy is pretty funny too. I love it when she covers up her stupidity with more stupidity.

  20. Anon did I.

  21. Anonymous6:59 AM

    With all the money she has spent on consultants, she is still a dumb know nothing, but always good for comic releif.

  22. Gasman7:01 AM

    Goddamn, that women is utterly incomprehensible. That woman is an idiot.

  23. Anonymous7:12 AM

    It's occurred to me that the new "no one thinks about Sarah" meme is Sarah trying to erase people's image of her. She doesn't like that this is her legacy and desperately wants to "change her history", if you will. But she's trapped by FOX to show up relentlessly in a public display of what she's become. Too stubborn to quit yet another job and afraid of losing the big paycheck she quit her last job for, they will soon use up her number of contracted appearances (sometime in March, maybe?) and then decide if she's worth keeping on the payroll.

  24. Anonymous7:14 AM

    I think you've got a number of Dkos visitors here. :)

    Your blog is great. Thanks for it.


    found this photo on twitter.
    Not pretty, but funny. sp

  26. Anonymous8:04 AM

    Speakigf of reading here, I saw that she tidied up the lawn trimmings behind her last night. Still boring and tasteless and a reflection of the amount of effort she's willing or able to put into her endeavors.

  27. Anonymous8:46 AM

    "... tweak rules and laws and regulations for their own good and not for our nation's own, own good, well, when, both party machines and many in the media are trying to crucify Newt Gingrich for..."

    I can see Newt saying:

    "WTF is that retard saying... Somebody get me a translator"

    Followed by:

    "What have we done?"

  28. Anonymous9:05 AM

    OT re: Dogs Against Romney, this over at TPM:

    "Did Mitt Romney's Dog Actually Run Away?

    One of the more famous bits of Mitt Romney lore is the tale of his tying the family dog to the roof of the car for a vacation drive to Canada in 1983.

    Romney faced some fresh ribbing for the incident this week, when Obama campaign adviser David Axelrod tweeted a picture of President Obama riding with his dog Bo in his limo. “How loving owners transport their dogs,” Axelrod mocked.

    For their part, the Romney family says their Irish Setter Seamus was no worse for the wear, and lived to a “ripe old age.”

    But a report in the NY Observer cheekily suggests that might not be the whole story. A trusted source tells them two of Romney’s sons actually told reporters in an off the record chat that Seamus ran away when they reached Canada."

  29. Anonymous9:41 AM

    "... for their own good and not for our nation's own, own good, well, when, both party machines and many in the media are ..."

    Is that the way Wasillians speak or is that just the Palin's secret language?

    Usually a transcript helps clarify what a person has said but in Sarah Palin's case it just muddies up the sewage she spews.

    I consider Palin a triple threat:

    1) You just can't read a Palin transcript once, you have to read it several times and then your head starts to hurt from whatever she is trying to say.

    2) You just can't listen to that screeching voice of Palin's. Its like somebody ran over an illiterate talking squealing cat! It just makes my eyes, nose, ears and ass bleeds.

    3) You just can't stand looking at Sarah Palin through her many different life crisis styles she is going through. It is a sad sight when she wears her dirty wigs, extensions, hair pieces, toupees, rat and cat tails separately or all at the same time. Then you see her wearing shoes that doesn't match her clothes or skirts that doesn't match her jackets or false titties that doesn't match her boyish figure or make up that doesn't match anything and then Palin has the cajones to wear open toe shoes that reveals her dried up dusty crusty fungus toes with chipped nail polish on them.

    Sarah Palin is definitely not in Ivanna Trump's class. When you think how could things get any worse for that retarded billy, then you see Sarah's FOX commentaries. Poor thing doesn't know what to do with her background. Its like Palin went to a dump and got some free stuff and threw it all behind her. How about the times she wanted to have a cozy fire behind and instead it looked like a 3 Alarm fire from Hell... a fire that would make the Devil holler out "WTF are ya doing in there? Ya trying to burn Hell up?".

    Bless her heart, nothing ever seems to go right for Sarah. She married a lazy no good unemployed nipple peeping tom alto voice purse carrying pimp who can't even build a decent fence and on top of that, Sarah has uneducated, unemployed, unskilled, no talent, always in heat, drug dealers and breeders for children.

    No wonder Sarah Palin is always upset when she sees the Obamas, America's First Family!

    No matter how hard she tries, Sarah just can't beat the Obama's family values, education or decency.

  30. Anonymous9:51 AM

    i wonder was this before or after...

  31. Anonymous10:19 AM

    Anonymous said...

    Sarah always sounds so Presidential.

    She must have studied all of Abe Lincoln's speeches.

    5:37 AM

    Sarah Palin's idol is Pee Wee Herman!

    Wasn't he a pervert too? He was caught doing the nasty to himself in an adult theatre.

  32. Anonymous11:59 AM

    Hey Newt!

    Sarah Palin is a multmillionaire, how much personal money has she given you? A million dollars? 1/2 million dollars?

    Sarah talks the talk but can she walk the walk?

    You will see how much Sarah is into you by the amount she gave you from her personal account.

    By the way Newt, how much did SarahPac give you? $100 maybe $500?

    Sarah how bad do you want to be vp?

  33. Anita Winecooler5:27 PM

    Echolalia is Palin's greatest talent, that, and fashioning road kill into hairpieces that twitch. It's like something stupid went in one ear, got lost, bounced around the echo chamber then fell out of her mouth in disconguous four word segments.

    I hope someone other than Sarah is teaching "trig" english.

    I loved all of the animations, they got Santorum to a tee.


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