Palin is now showing up more than an infomercial. Today she complains to Megyn Kelly and Brett Baier that the primaries are too mean!

Click me and I will embarrass Alaska for you.

Megyn Kelly asks the Jewish grandmother Sarah Palin for her reaction to Romney's huge victory in Florida.  Palin, clearly shocked by the results answers:

"Hi Megyn and Brett, yeah relative to the other primaries these are pretty large numbers for..um..for Governor Romney that's a big win for him." Then she seems to think of a way to minimize the victory. "Ah eh, 17 million dollars spent in ONE state that purchased a lot of darts and arrows that were flown in one direction, and then a lot of darts and arrows were flown back. And you know a lot of that negativity sure didn't paint the party and the cause in very attractive colors. I think that hurts the electorate ultimately, it diminishes the energy that's needed to head into the general. So hopefully, from henceforth, everybody will start REALLY focusing on what's really important to debate as we go forward."

I'm sorry, what?

Wasn't it just the other day that the Grizzled Mama was going on and on about how these combative primaries were GOOD for the process and would create a much tougher candidate to go up against Obama?  Remember? "Steel sharpens steel, iron sharpens iron,or something like that.

Or is that only the case when HER favorite candidate comes out on top?

Kelly then asks if she felt that both Gingrich and Romney were damaged by the attack ads.

Palin once again brings up the 17 million dollars spent and seems to paint the other candidates, everybody except Romney, as being the victimized by that advertising.  

"When a bell is rung, it is really tough to un-ring that bell." (I assume this means that Gingrich was knocked on his ass so hard in this primary that his ears are still ringing.) "So yeah, I think that added to a process that thus far hasn't been very attractive to the electorate. It, unfortunately, is what keeps good people from wanting to run for office.

So right here you would think that Palin has now had a change of heart and wants all of the negativity to come to an end, and for the GOP to just support the eventual nominee so that they can focus on the general. But when Brett Baier asks her who she would vote for in the next primary to be held in Nevada, she simply cannot help herself.

"Whomever it is to allow the process to continue. I still say competition breeds success for the US, and that's what we need in this debate. Um as it stands, obviously it's Romney and Newt who are closest to being the front running candidate so, I would continue to vote for whomever it is to allow the process, and at this point it looks like it still is Newt."

So apparently Palin wants the process to move forward, because clearly she does not want Romney to get the nomination, but she does not want anybody to mention any revealing information about Newt's past scandals during the primaries, because clearly she does not understand how primaries work.

Somehow I find it impossible to believe that she would be so concerned if the negative information were more focused on Romney.

It has become clear that Palin is all for watching a political bloodsport, but ONLY if her chosen gladiator, the Newt, is not the one lying on the sand at the end waiting for the "electorate" to give either the thumbs up, or thumbs down signal, that will dictate his fate.

By the way folks we may need to stop screwing with Palin's head.  She is not only back in front of the roaring fire, essentially giving us the middle finger for teasing about the background change, but she is also wearing some excrement colored scarf to hide her aging wattle, after you guys made fun of her old turkey neck.

Let's try to be nice, shall we?

Clearly what Snowdrift Snooki needs to do is dye her wig pink and pierce her nose. THAT would make her look much hipper, and attract that younger demographic which would make her SO much more attractive to the Fox producers. Hell they might even give her a brand new show of her very own!

(Shh, don't ruin this!)