Thursday, May 16, 2013

Psst! Hey ladies. Pat Robertson has some advice for you on how to get over an infidelity and keep your man from ever cheating on you again. Spoiler alert, it has to do with you lowering your expectations and taking one for the team.

"Stop talking about the cheating. He cheated on you, well he's a man."

Yeah how can it be HIS fault? He's JUST a man.

"So what you do is focus on why you married him in the first place. On what he does good. Does he provide a home for you to live in? Does he provide food for you to eat? Does he provide clothes for you to wear? "

For sure, if the guy buys stuff for you, lets you live in his house, and feeds you, what's a little cheating? I mean its not like he betrayed his promise to you or anything. Wait.....

Robertson then goes on to suggest to the woman that SHE reach out to him, touch his face and hold his hand, look into his eyes and talk to him, and essentially fix the problem of HIS infidelity as if it was all HER fault.

Then as if that was not demeaning enough he completely excuses the man's behavior by saying that "Like it or not males have a tendency to wander a little bit." And that SHE needs to make the home so "wonderful" (I assume this means give in to every sexual demand or impulse that occurs to him.) that he never wants to wander again.

Apparently Robertson is unaware that cheating is not restricted to the male partner in a marriage, and that those who ignore the cheating and act like it does not bother them, while continuing to love and "honor" their partner, are destined to get cheated on again. And again. And again.

Okay WHO in their right mind would take marriage advice from an old fossil like Pat Robertson anyway? I'm surprised he did not suggest the woman churn some more butter and do a better job of darning his socks in order to save the marraige.

(H/T to Right Wing Watch.)

62 comments:

  1. Hilary Clinton took his advice. Thats why she would make a poor choice for President.

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    1. Anonymous5:47 PM

      Gimpy took his advice and she is 1 submissive wife. "Boys Will Be Boys", right, Gimp?

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    2. Anonymous6:09 PM

      So its "Boys will be boys" is it?

      FUCK THAT SHIT! JUST ASK LOREENA BOBBIT!!!

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    3. Anonymous6:14 PM

      Hey Gimp, ever see the movie "outfoxed"? That's the movie where a LIBERAL infiltrates Foxsnooze and finds out everyday a new "commandment" is given.
      Such as Today we all be on Benghazi... or Today we'll go after Hillary....does it trickle down to the trolls? Like you and Sarah?
      Because that's just Hilarius if that shit be still goin on! What a bunch of retards you righties are!

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    4. Anonymous6:52 PM

      Gimp's just skeered of Hilary.... or is it jealous?

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    5. Anonymous7:19 PM

      They call them Baggots on some sites, 6:14 PM. Appropriate, no?

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    6. Anonymous8:06 PM

      After having 5 kids and spending most of your time Stalking Blogs, you are outclassed by Hilary. Hilary's Education, Knowledge of World
      Policies, and Experience are far and above any of your attempted tasks. You wish that you could enjoy life like Hilary has. Hubby not paying attention to 'ya'? Poor thing.

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    7. Anonymous8:15 PM

      4:51 PM Your Idol, Sarah Palin, took Robertson's advice and accepted her "Boys Will Be Boys" Pimp Husband. Sarah was Promiscuous
      with other men also(Glen Rice, Curtis Menard Jr., Brad Hanson), so what happened to all of those Family Values she was Screeching about? Does she even know where she contracted her STD? Has she ever told Track that Curtis Menard Jr. is his Dad?

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    8. Anonymous8:21 PM

      Gimp's kind of limp. Not kind of, actually. More like wilted lettuce. No crunch anymore. Sadly, it happens to some. Good luck with that condition. It makes some of you bitter, if you're not careful.

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    9. You all missed the point of my comment. Hilary stood by her man, is she the type of woman you would want as our first female President? Would she not send the wrong message to impressionable young women that it is OK to put up with cheating from your significant other? Is that not what this old ass is telling women to do?

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    10. Anonymous5:30 AM

      It's called personal choice-and Hillary's was. She wasn't a mom of young kids; she has skills and income/wealth of her own, Ole' Pat Robershit is telling women it is their duty to - get the difference?

      And, she may have negotiated a lot - a marriage of the foyer, or some penance from Bill. That's speculation and their business.

      Hillary hasn't change who she is - has she? Pat Robertshit would have her dyeing her hair, getting breast implants and Botox, not working, and baking cookies and saying "yes, Bill, yes Bill" and fetching his pipe and slippers when he comes
      home.

      But Hillary is still the same intelligent, genuine, working woman Bill married.

      It isn't standing by your man if you choose that is a problem, it's losing yourself in doing so.

      So yes, Hillary is exactly the type of woman I want as our first President - strong enough to make her own CHOICES, Gimptard.




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    11. Strong enough to make her own choice or did she stay with Bill to ensure her own political career. I think it's the latter and in that case she's very weak. She knew she needed to stay married to that two timing piece of turd to ensure her own future as a politician. Weak am shady, two things I definitely would not want in the first woman President. Condolaazza Rice, she has all the qualities the first female president should have. Independent, classy, intelligent, successful and didn't need a man to get where she is today.

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    12. Anonymous1:00 PM

      I agree Gimp. Hillary can't hold a candle to Condoleezza. Hillary will always be in her husbands shadow and his cheating will follow her everywhere.

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    13. Anonymous1:10 PM

      Get um Gimp!!!! Let these bitches smeer Condoleeza Rice so we can call them RACIST AND WOMAN HATERS!!

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  2. Anonymous5:07 PM

    Wow I got that all wrong, I was churning the socks and darning the butter.

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    1. Anonymous6:20 PM

      And I was buttering the socks. No wonder my shoes kept falling off!

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    2. Anonymous8:25 PM

      Move the sofa and coffee table, and inflate the kiddie pool in the middle of the living room. THEN get out the butter, Crisco, and baby oil. No, wait... First take the kids to their granny's for the evening. Then follow steps one thru three.

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  3. Anonymous5:10 PM

    So much for those stupid Commandments, then, huh Pat?

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  4. Anonymous5:13 PM

    Pat's wife was pregnant BEFORE they married. He confessed to cheating on her in a book he wrote. Why would any WOMAN ask HIM for advice?

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    1. Anonymous6:25 PM

      Because on his TV show, he is always shown talking to an attractive woman who is very much younger than her is. Oh, geez, that kind of thing is what causes hurricanes and super storms.

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  5. Anonymous5:17 PM

    Dear Mrs Robertson,

    I don't know how to break this to you but I think ol' Pat wants to have a little 'chat' with ya. He's over here setting the stage, working on his excuse with a whole bunch of folks who don't subscribe to his man-cheating ways and we thought we should give you a head's up.

    If after you hear him out and decide that the food, clothes and trailer he provides are worth it, so be it. Just be sure to hike yourself down to your fav lady-parts doctor cause you never know what else he's giving you.

    It's possible this won't even be a problem for you cause just what red-blooded self-respecting woman would drop her drawers for a creepy sanctimonious old bastard like Pat Robertson.

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  6. Anonymous5:22 PM

    "Like it or not males have a tendency to wander a little bit."

    And they don't always get themselves and their partners tested for HIV/AIDS. Pat Robertson's list of questions the little women should ask herself should include checking for sexually transmitted diseases.

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  7. Any woman that buys into Robertson's crap deserves the miserable that life she's destined to live.

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    1. Anonymous3:21 AM

      Yup.
      If what he says is not enough to make a woman rethink some things, then...YUP!

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  8. Anonymous5:26 PM

    So let's see then, all working women have license to cheat because hubby-boy isn't fulfilling his end of the bargain. FU, you old goat.

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  9. Our Lad5:47 PM

    Pat was and remains an addled fuck-knuckle who on his best day couldn't pour piss out of a boot.

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    1. Anonymous2:50 AM

      'addled fuck-knuckle'

      That is priceless. May I quote you?

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    2. Anonymous5:32 AM

      Only if you use the complete quote which is "couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were stamped on the sole."

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  10. Anonymous6:14 PM

    As Sarah Palin sez, Boyz with be boyz.

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  11. Anonymous6:14 PM

    But if a woman strays? Let's take a guess at what Pat Robertson says about that. . .

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    1. Anonymous6:23 PM

      Ever wonder why there is no female viagra? And if there was, you can bet it would NEVER by a covered med under any insurance policy. I read that middle aged and older men are the fastest growing group with STDs..'from all their wandering. Keep it zipped boys.

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    2. Anonymous6:44 PM

      I predict that Pat Robertson will die of an STDs because of his "wandering". I'm sure I saw that in the bible or overheard it in church.

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  12. Anonymous6:16 PM

    But if a woman strays? Let's take a guess at what Pat Robertson says about that. . .

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  13. Anonymous6:20 PM

    OT....I'm in Minneapolis, and Faux news is not showing on the cable at the hotel...the website is down...the radio is dead....Maybe Anonymous got to the!! Yippie

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  14. Anonymous6:39 PM

    That guy is a joke and has always been! Amazing that he has followers! Women have their places you know! Hah!!! Creepy man!

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  15. Anita Winecooler7:03 PM

    You might be a bimbo... if you ask Robertson for relationship advice.

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    1. Anonymous5:34 AM

      More like, you might have an IQ below 80...

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  16. Anonymous7:08 PM

    I suppose all this also applies if the woman is unfaithful, right?

    And what about if the woman brings in about half the income for the family? Does the woman have to be sweet about the infidelity then? What if she makes more than the man? I know, that makes it soooooooo dispiriting for a man. Women are such ball-busters when they want equal treatment.

    But if the woman works (oops, I mean brings in the same amount of money), does that mean housework is shared 50/50? How about childcare? No? I thought so.

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    1. Anonymous8:38 PM

      What it my wife makes twice what I make, Mister Fuckwad? Should I sew some new curtains to make our home more "homey". Yeah, then I can fuck around behind her back, and it'll be okay, huh? What a senile old bastard says when he can't remember not to talk about the shit he thinks about and believes... Grifting for God. Just hurry up and die, Pat. We've had enough of you already for a lifetime.

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    2. Anonymous3:24 AM

      Just hurry up and die, Pat. We've had enough of you already for a lifetime.



      I. too, have taken to thinking this and occasionally say it out loud. People like him and Dick Cheney need to DIE ALREADY.

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    3. Anonymous5:35 AM

      And in this economy, when hubs loses his job, who gets to cheat? Does he have to take a hiatus from the affair? Does the woman get to have one?

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  17. Anonymous7:15 PM

    Aw, Gryph, and here you were called a misogynist! SO disappointed.

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  18. Anonymous7:37 PM

    OT: Sarah Palin tops herself for idiot tweet

    "...Mr. President, when it rains it pours, but most Americans hold their own umbrellas..."

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    1. Anonymous7:55 PM

      Sarah would cancel a speech if it rained. The Pimp's Wife always has to show her ignorance and hatred for the Black Man who kept her out of Washington D.C. Face it, Sarah, you are a LOSER in more ways than 1. Which Prostitute held Todd's umbrella? You Skank.

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    2. This coming from the woman whom has her husband carry her purse....

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    3. Anonymous8:53 PM

      Are you ISHING me?? Good LORD she is a loser.

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    4. Anonymous5:37 AM

      Shit, $carah has to have assistance to walk, rain or not, because she insists on wearing CFMP hooker stilts.

      Stoopid $carah.

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  19. Now I know why some women prefer cats... what a lady killer you are Pat!

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  20. Anonymous8:37 PM

    OT. What it looks like when the mayor is on video smoking crack cocaine. You are on Gawker with some dead guy.

    gawker.com/for-sale-a-video-of-toronto-mayor-rob-ford-smoking-cra-507736569

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  21. Anonymous8:40 PM

    Pat Robertson? Lorena Bobbit calling on line one. Says she has what you need. She is on hold, do you want to schedule an appointment with her?

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  22. Anonymous8:48 PM

    Report: Republicans were source of bogus Benghazi quotes

    Republicans provided the erroneous quotes linked to White House emails regarding how to address the September 2012 attack on a U.S. consulate in Libya, CBS News reported on Thursday.

    According to the report by chief White House correspondent Major Garrett, a quote leaked on May 10 attributed to then-Deputy National Security Adviser for Strategic Communications Ben Rhodes asking that talking points related to the attack “reflect all agency equities, including those of the State Department” without undermining the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) was put out by unnamed “Republicans on Capitol Hill.”

    But, as CNN also reported on Tuesday, Rhodes’ email did not mention the State Department; what his email actually said was that the matter should be resolved “in a way that respects all of the relevant equities, particularly the investigation.”





    Garrett also said that Republicans provided a false quote attributed to State Department spokesperson Victoria Nuland saying that, “the penultimate point is a paragraph talking about all the previous warnings provided by the Agency (CIA) about al-Qaeda’s presence and activities of al-Qaeda.”

    But Nuland’s email did not actually mention the terrorist group, instead advising that “the penultimate point could be abused by members to beat the State Department for not paying attention to Agency warnings.”

    Garrett reported that there was no evidence linking the White House to any changes made on the talking points. Instead, it was a mutual decision by the State Department and the Central Investigation Agency to revise the talking points to make them less specific.

    Watch CBS’ report, aired on Thursday, below.

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/16/report-republicans-were-source-of-bogus-benghazi-quotes/

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  23. Anonymous9:11 PM

    Most Americans hold their own umbrellas, except for Sarah Palin: https://securecdn.disqus.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/495/155/original.jpg She looks very cold in that borrowed, much-too-big pink coat. Want another photo where Palin doesn't carry her own umbrella? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKbexXqCAAEcVqd.jpg I guess since the guys aren't marines, it's OK.

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  24. Anonymous9:49 PM

    Just more proof that Sarah Palin is too stupid to realize that she is criticizing her own actions. She hates the Fact that President Obama is living the life that she 'thought' that she was entitled to live. 5 years have gone by, and Sarah Palin is still sour about her FAILURES. Well Sarah, if your sorry life was in order, you might have had a remote chance to win an election. Your lack of education, Parenting skills, along with being married to a Pimp, and your LIES have sunken your Political career.

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  25. What planet does this a.h. live on. Most women under the age of 70 have provided their own home, food and clothes - and many have supported their children and husbands in this way.

    Even Miss Sarah has been the main financial support of her family for quite some years - where they drag this s--t from is beyond sane knowledge

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  26. Anonymous11:16 PM



    "So what you do is focus on why you married him in the first place.

    ■ BECAUSE I WAS KNOCKED AND WASN'T SURE WHO THE FATHER WAS. BUT I GOT ONE GUY CONVINCED HE'S THE FATHER.

    On what he does good.

    ■ GOOD QUESTION. I WILL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YA..


    Does he provide a home for you to live in?

    ■ THAT'S A TRICKY QUESTION. THE TWO STORY RED HOUSE WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT. THE OTHER HOUSES I PAID FOR.


    Does he provide food for you to eat?

    ■ NOPE, HE'S UNEMPLOYED. I PAY FOR EVERYTHING.


    Does he provide clothes for you to wear?

    ■ NO, IN 2008 THE REPUBLICAN PARTY SUPPLIED CLOTHES FOR OUR FAMILY INCLUDING MY PARENTS AND THEY EVEN BOUGHT MY HUSBAND SILK UNDIES.
    AFTER THAT I PAID FOR ALL THE CLOTHES FOR OUR ENTIRE FAMILY INCLUDING MY ADULT CHILDREN.

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  27. Anonymous4:08 AM

    If man was created in god's image and pat robertson is a man, then just what does that say about god? God was a bad general contractor.

    RJ in Brownbackistan

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    1. Anonymous5:39 AM

      Come to the Goddess. Or the FSM. It's androgynous.

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  28. Chenagrrl6:10 AM

    Must be a country song, 'cause I don't find anything on how it's OK for a man to cheat in the Bible.

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  29. Anonymous7:42 AM

    He's channelling those guys in India who rape women and 5-year-old girls to death, because "They were dressed provocatively, and we couldn't help ourselves".

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  30. Anonymous9:45 AM

    There is much debate as to whether humans are monogamous creatures. I personally believe that we are not, however, it is Pat's christian religion that has continually told people that marriage is between one man and one woman and his bible states that Adultery is a big no-no. If he can't see the hypocrisy in his words then I can't help him. He's basically thumbing his nose at the basic tenets of his own religion by ignoring, or justifying one of the biggies: the seven deadly (or capital) sins.

    And people continue to send this man money, and worse yet, look to him for guidance?

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  31. The old standby excuse, he's a good provider and a good father. Not a good reason for staying with a man who doesn't want to be with you. Women really used to say that in the 60s and 70s, it almost made me vomit even as a child. Pat Robertson needs some orientation questions, what is your name, where are we, how many fingers am I hold up, what is the date? No, it isn't the 1950s Mr. Robertson.

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