Tuesday, December 03, 2013

Sarah Palin's next two stops on her Grift-a-palooza will be at a university founded by a dead televangelist and to visit the library of one just barely clinging to life.

Photo of the Heath family's holiday mountain of death mentioned in Sarah Palin's book.
Courtesy of Aimee Simple McFuckup's Facebook page: 

Honored to be participating in the final Convocation of 2013 this Wednesday at Liberty University. Look forward to discussing “Good Tidings and Great Joy” and how together we can protect the heart of Christmas. 

Liberty University, for those who do not know, was founded by gay basher extraordinaire Jerry Falwell, who built the school in response to new civil rights laws that were forcing regular universities to  allow black folk to sleep in the same dorms as their white betters.

This will take place tomorrow, on Wednesday, after that Palin is off to one of the few libraries on the planet that would allow her sad little book to be placed on its shelves.


We will be in Charlotte, NC, this Friday, December 6th at the Billy Graham Library signing copies of "Good Tidings and Great Joy." Look forward to visiting with volunteers as well as supporting Operation Christmas Child. Todd, Bristol, and I visited Haiti with Franklin Graham and were able to hand out some of the generous shoeboxes these volunteers process and package with care -- glad to have the opportunity to thank them and highlight the great work they do.

So Palin is now essentially working the tent revival circuit, trying to find folks who are not known for exercising their critical thinking skills, in the hopes that she will be able to unload a few more of these future toilet paper dispensers.

After all who better to buy a book full of fabrications and poorly written family mythology, than people raised to accept that the Bible was a historically accurate document written by the hand of God?

Of course that is assuming that these Bible thumpers were not paying attention when this happened.
But hey, if you think about it, "Santa" is just "Satan" with the letters rearranged. After all who ELSE knows whether you're naughty or nice?

187 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:03 PM

    A sick mind created that "mountain of death."

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    1. Chuck Heath's own Killing Fields.

      Chuck Heath, abuser and protector of abusers.

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    2. It truly is one of the most god-awful xmas trees I've ever seen! It looks like everyone just threw stuff at/on it and called it good. Just a mound of stuff. Doesn't resemble a tree at all!

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    3. Umm, it's Chuck Heath's pile of antlers with lights on it.

      Did everybody not know that?

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    4. Anonymous4:45 PM

      I hope those antlers don't belong to Santa's reindeer. So much for saving the heart of Christmas.

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    5. hedgewytch5:07 PM

      I'm a wildlife biologist and a hunter. My husband is a hunter, trapper and an amateur taxidermist. We live by subsistence hunting. We have furs, bones, skulls, mounts, etc. mostly to admire them and to teach wildlife biology. I would never - ever - have a pile of antlers just stacking up. For one thing antlers are actually worth a bit off $ like $20/lb or more depending on the market. For another, its god awful ugly!

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    6. Anonymous5:26 PM

      In some brutal dictatorships, it was their custom to leave a pile of skulls at the side of the road. That way, they scared people. Their excuse was that if the loved ones were looking for a relative, well, here are the bones. Pick one. This happened in Uganda and Cambodia. And, look, now it's in Wasilla. My, that's one big scary pile of bones meaning that Chuck Heath would shoot you if you come any closer. That is the message, isn't it Big Bad Chuck?

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    7. Anita Winecooler5:32 PM

      How sentimental! The Heaths kept all the kid's teething toys, and lights them up at Xmas time! Any moose eyes as ornaments?

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    8. Anonymous5:59 PM

      This disgusting, sick family is one for the psychology books. They are absolutely as putrefied as the rotting corpses of the animals they slaughter. ,

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    9. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn6:00 PM

      It looks more like a twinkle light factory threw up on Cousin Itt. Lucy, please 'splain to me how a pile of dead antlers expresses Tidings of Great Joy-n-Shit...were they from Santa's reindeer, or is that what these warped inbreds just tell the kids?

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    10. abbafan6:13 PM

      Unfuckin'believable! dead antlers in the form of a x-mas tree! It reminds me of old WWII movie reels, when the Allies liberated Auschwitz, and came across heaps of skeletons. heaths and palins are truly disgusting sick fucks!

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    11. Super Fan In Atlanta6:39 PM

      At first sight, you can't really tell it's a pile of antlers until you blow the picture up. (I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.) How tacky and disgusting! What's the message? "F U Rudolph!...and all your cousins too" I mean, really!!!

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    12. Anonymous7:36 PM

      Hedgewytch:

      Hunting for your food is admirable but trapping is simply animal cruelty and you should get your husband help for is bloody and cruel hobby.

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    13. Anonymous8:09 PM

      If they were REAL Christians, they'd make a nativity scene out of those trophies for having a tiny dick.

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    14. Anonymous9:05 PM

      Hedgewytch's House of Horrors... shudder! Sounds like a misery factory the Heath/Palins would feel right at home in.

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    15. Anonymous2:25 AM

      So THAT'S where Bristle's ex boyfriends end up! Has anyone seen Dylan, Ben, Gino lately?

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  2. Anonymous3:04 PM

    Mrs. Palin is finally gettin' it. Her life as a speaker belongs in the televangelical area and NOT the political realm. Now if only the rest of the religious nut cases trying to run our country using the bible would get a clue...One down, only a few more to go.

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    1. hedgewytch5:08 PM

      Not until she gives up the PAC.

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  3. Anonymous3:16 PM

    Hustler is a much better read, even for kids.

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  4. "But hey, if you think about it, "Santa" is just "Satan" with the letters rearranged. "

    Even more fun; Sarah Palin anagrams:
    http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=sarah+palin&t=1000

    Piranha Las, A Rash Plain, Aha Snarl Pi, Ah Liar Snap (those are some of the nicer ones)

    Oh, I'm sorry, we don't have to waste words on her "book", do we?

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    1. Anonymous6:45 PM

      Sharia Plan

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    2. Anonymous2:37 AM

      A few years back on Bree's blog and Palingates we spent a few days with Palin anagrams and there were ALOT of interesting ones.

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  5. Anonymous3:39 PM

    It is hard to believe that SarahPac collected millions of dollars from rill Amerikuns who believed SarahPac would do the right thing with their money and SarahPac only gave a very small percentage to political candidates. Now Sarah is going to hit up the religious folks to get their money.

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  6. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Let her. She's getting next to NO press coverage (hence the BOR appearance Thursday?) and that's fine by me!

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    1. Anonymous4:38 PM

      BOR appearance? This oughta be good.

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    2. Anonymous5:09 PM

      So says the peed puddle!

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    3. Anonymous5:55 PM

      bwahahaaa shit for brains gets $arah-pay-me...

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  7. Anonymous3:49 PM

    Mommy you are going to a liberary? What's that?

    (That's how they say library)

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    1. Anonymous4:16 PM

      or 'liberry'

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    2. Anonymous5:21 PM

      I agree with 4:16, it's pronounced lie-berry.

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  8. Anonymous3:53 PM

    So looking forward to seeing the Facebook pics of all the famous Palin family being greeted by the pastor outside "their" (our) church and being thanked for their generous financial support, come Christmas.

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    1. Anonymous4:14 PM

      LOL< they'd have to join a church first.

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    2. Anonymous5:21 PM

      @3:53, A photo to go with all of the other photos of the Palin family going to church every year. By the way, has anyone actually seen the little book, and are there any photos of the Palin family in church?

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    3. Anonymous7:49 PM

      There's a photo somewhere of her in her look-at-me-I'm-a-VIP silver coat exiting the church after crashing Wally Hickel's State funeral with Piper in jeans and sneakers and Tod in who-cares. I like the way this item lists the distinguished guests;
      http://juneauempire.com/stories/051810/sta_640859311.shtml

      That's as close as you're going to get. Even way back in December of 2008 when someone set our church on fire she stayed away but sent Toad and the girls to get their heads on TV. Maybe she was afraid the fire had something to do with her nasty speeches and she was too chickenshit to show her face; that's so Sarah.

      Sarah was at the church helping to dish up Christmas Dinner in 2008 but that was for the TV cameras, the national media. I don't think she has been seen since.

      The truth is Sarah could give a crap about her former church.

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    4. Anonymous2:39 AM

      Sarah was in a church getting prayed over by a witch doctor. Getting "anointed with the spirit" as they say.....

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    5. f u McCain7:30 AM

      That's funny.

      I remember when Sarah was "serving" food at the Alaskan event.

      Someone said that Sarah was serving WITHOUT plastic gloves. She was given a pair.

      Now, apparently, she likes to don them for her own family.

      What a strange bird she is!

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  9. Anonymous3:53 PM

    What is Sarah selling-- and I don't mean books. WHAT is she selling because the cost of the tour is more than the few bucks she will make from the books.

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    1. The publisher would be paying the cost of the tour - anything not met would come from SarahPAC. If Sarah got an advance - the tour would be a requirement.

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    2. Anonymous8:58 PM

      I think the book tour has been a fail. I don't think the sale at the fundalmentalist places she is slated to go to will increase the sales by much.

      What publisher is calling her for her next book?

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  10. Anonymous3:54 PM

    Why would any retard buy Sarah Palin's ghost written Happy Holidays book when it is close to 700 on the Amazon Bestsellers list?

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    1. Anonymous8:54 PM

      And all the good parts have already been revealed. The only good parts left are the reviews!

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  11. Anonymous3:56 PM

    For Sarah Palin's fourth book, she will interpret the bible into Palineese

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    1. Anonymous5:13 PM

      Gotcha! Nice one.

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  12. Anonymous3:57 PM

    Sure, for some reason they hunt animals to eat instead of doing what the rest of us do, but I don't save the wrappers from my organic angus or free range chicken and turkey in my front yard so why save pieces and parts of things they've eaten? It's like the "heads on the wall" thing. Whenever I've ended up at a home with heads on the wall I take off 10 IQ points for every head....

    These are just weird hillbilly people that defy understanding.

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  13. Anonymous3:58 PM

    Wonder who the "we" going to NC is - Piper? I think Wallow is done with the tour. Todd has some bizness to tend to at the Rainbow Lodge, and Track - well, I think we can count him out. Bristol? Not likely as she probably has to study for final exams at her school (HA). Looks like Piper will be the human shield this time.

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    1. Anonymous4:11 PM

      Doubt that the Mama Grizzly will take Tri-G with her. Sarah is afraid Tri-G will pimp slap her if she tries to hold him.

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    2. Anonymous4:11 PM

      Wallow makes the best guard dog because her snarl is so real.

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    3. Anonymous6:04 PM

      Why isn't Piper in school?
      Why isn't Brisdull at her "dermatology job"?
      Why isn't Willow .... whatever ...
      And does anyone know anything legit about the mysterious Track? He hasn't fished the Bay for years ...

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    4. Anonymous6:50 PM

      Trackmarks is nodding off in the airplane hangar

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    5. Anonymous7:27 PM

      Bristol is out of the public's eyes until she drops her latest Bastard child.

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    6. Anonymous8:47 PM

      whatever happened to bristools born again virgin vagina ?!?

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    7. Anonymous8:53 PM

      Well, inquiring minds want to know. "Ours is not to criticize; ours is but to analyze."

      Yeah, where is everybody in that loving family - out cutting Christmas trees? Getting the kids decorating the house(s)? So much to do.

      I don't think the Heaths/Palins can pull it off.

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    8. Anonymous9:21 PM

      Briscow's born again virgin vagina is unvirginized again

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    9. Anonymous2:41 AM

      "We" means all her dissociative personalities and the main Sarah AND/OR the humans shields and her.

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    10. Anonymous7:14 AM

      The kids probably get paid as consultants or assistants by the PAC. I'm sure they don't go to spend quality time with Mom.

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  14. Anonymous3:58 PM

    I wonder if John McCain bought that piece of shit book from his retarded wonkie eye fraud vp pick? Doubt it.

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    1. Anonymous4:11 PM

      I doubt it. Sarah has not been a guest at any of the McCain properties since her move to Arizona.

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    2. Have the two spoken since the 2008 election was over? McCain knows she took away any chance he had - but will never admit publicly to such a disaster of a mistake

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    3. Anonymous8:41 PM

      IF and only IF McCain would rise to Senator status and admit his mistake and warn the nation of the disaster the Tea Party is leading us into.

      If only Senator McCain would say to America, "I am sorry." He won't, of course, much to his shame.

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  15. Anonymous4:08 PM

    So multimillionaire Sarah Palin's kids won't go to college because they do not want to get into debt. But multimillionaire Sarah Palin will hit up struggling religious students for their last dime. What's wrong with that picture?


    "Liberty's Convocation is North America’s largest weekly gathering of Christian young people. It is held three times a week in the Vines Center. Students are able to hear from prominent speakers of national/global significance from every sphere of society. Speakers challenge, motivate, and inspire students as they share their stories and impart wisdom from experience in their respective fields."

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    1. Anonymous4:15 PM

      That's our Sarah alright.

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    2. Anonymous4:19 PM

      Ain't that some shit?

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    3. Anonymous4:28 PM

      So multimillionaire Sarah Palin's kids won't go to college because they do not want to get into debt.
      ******
      Unless they can get "Free stuff" Cain't get it right tried to get a student loan years ago and couldn't. I'm guess b/c of the High income of the grifter family....

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    4. From every sphere of society? - I doubt that.

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    5. Anonymous5:18 PM

      Let's talk about Sarah Palin and debt. Sarah spends her time raising her profile so her donors will continue to contribute to her PAC. The PAC pays for Sarah's travel, hotel, food and other expenses, consultants, postage, more consultants. In fact, her PAC does run at a deficit, taking in less money than it spends. That's not fiscally responsible. That's not fiscally conservative. It's spending Other Peoples Money with wild excess.

      Think about the finances of her current book tour. She could not fly from Roanoke VA to Monroe LA in one day, yet there are two book signings planned. Sarah could sell millions of books, and the percentage that she receives would not cover the cost of the private jet, the five star hotel and all of her other big time expenses. The publisher isn't making that much money on Palin. Why would they spend that kind of money on her? It doesn't make any sense. In fact, thinking back to another trip which was a loser, Sarah's PAC spent a bundle on her American History Tour, and what did she get out of it? I doubt if she got enough donations to cover the basic costs of the trip. She didn't run for president, It did not propel her to the national stage. It made Sarah a laughing stock, with her version of Paul Revere. (Why would she want to hold up Rush's book about Paul when the joke is still fresh in everyone's mind?)

      Palin doesn't mind debt, as long as the money is OPM, Other Peoples Money.

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    6. Anonymous5:26 PM

      Just sounds like "brain washing" captive students to me.

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    7. Anonymous7:28 PM

      skank did not write that shit - fuk, she barely knows how to spell 'crunchy taco supreme with extra onions' when sending piper out the door to walk to there local taco bell, waaaay out there in the wilds of wasilla - ain't that right bri_stool

      fukin' inbreds

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    8. Anonymous8:39 PM

      5:18 Good comments re: Mrs. Palin's fiscal responsibility. The list could go on and on. Mrs. Palin likes to present a different history, but it's out there. Oh, yes it is....

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    9. Anonymous8:44 PM

      HA,

      i meant ..'their' local..

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    10. Anonymous2:46 AM

      I looked up Liberty's BSN program.
      They want to create nurses who practice based on biblical stuff or something...anyway, they require 9 credit hours of math/technical. 12 credit hours of critical thinking BUT 21 credit hours of Biblical Worldview classes!!!
      I shit you not.
      This is an accredited nursing program in the US of A.
      The actual nursing classes the last two years look ok - but I am sure the 6 credits of "Nursing the Childbearing Age family" doesn't discuss birth control. I'd love to get my hands on that syllabus or audit that class!!

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  16. Anonymous4:08 PM

    I love it - 666th on the Amazon list! How apropos!

    At this rate, it will soon overtake "Communism, Hypnotism and the Beatles" on the best-seller list.


    Tom, in FL

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  17. Anonymous4:08 PM

    Well, I, for one, am relieved to know our Sarah is pulling herself together and up out of her post-turkey-debacle catatonia and getting back out there to hawk that book that's not really about the baby Jesus.

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    1. Anonymous5:12 PM

      It was her brother, Chuck Heath, who posted that lame photo. When people wrote rude comments about a woman who was stabbing the turkey in the back with a cheese knife, Chuckie became very angry and removed the comments. Hey, thanks, Chuck. In promoting your sister, we learned that after 25 years of marriage, she did not know one single thing about cooking a turkey, from looking at its part raw, part burnt carcass to the fact that Palin didn't know which end was up.

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    2. Anonymous6:36 PM

      5:12 really!! is that where the picture actually came from?

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    3. Anonymous6:51 PM

      We have yet to see ANY pics of the Great FAmily Day at any of the Palin/Heath compounds.

      Comeon! Mrs. Palin is trying to sell a book about the Heart of Christmas and she can't even pull off a Happy Thanksgiving Day Dinner with her awesome extended family?

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    4. Anonymous2:38 AM

      Well, with their awesome hard working beliefs, they were likely all hard at work. Bristle is busy, commuting from Arizona to Alaska to run the dermatology clinic. Willow is still sulking after being dragged to NY. Toad has "other interests" at Rainbow Lodge. Busy, hard working family (not) do not have time for family get togethers.

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  18. Anonymous4:12 PM

    A pic of her parents decorations? I keep waiting to see the Palin's decorations, I bet their whole yard is done and the inside of their house.

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    1. Anonymous5:23 PM

      Done? I bet the Thanksgiving pans,are still soaking.

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    2. Anonymous7:22 PM

      5:23 And the Turkey is still bleeding.

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    3. Anonymous7:33 PM

      Mrs. Palin has to make a display with all her "celebration" of the "Heart" of Christmas. Surely there will be a nativity scene along the shore of the Dead Lake. And of course a ginormous tree decorated with cherished decorations, those commenorating s ignificant events, like the birth of the child. Hmmm, all those stockings hung with care full of "books." All the presents for all the extended family piled under the tree. The fantastic dinner with friends and family.

      I don't think any of the Paymes are up to it this year.

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    4. Anonymous7:33 PM

      They'll be soaking just as soon as she finishes carving the undercooked upsidedown bird with a cheese knife.

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      Anonymous5:23 PM

      Done? I bet the Thanksgiving pans,are still soaking.


      5:23 you have no idea how right you might be!!
      My mom had NPD. She used to get angry that she had to do the dishes for her family . I recall being 8 or 9 and the dishes just piled up for about 6 days. Mind you this woman had no other job but to be a stay at home mom and raise her kids. But she was too lazy and good for that. I remember my 6 1/2 year old sister and myself slogging thru the mess cleaning it when mother started screaming at us to do it - she isn't our nigger (please excuse, making a point here)....but WE, here young children were HER slaves.
      So, yeah, I bet the PAlin dishes are still soaking.

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  19. Anonymous4:18 PM

    What's the odds that Sarah Palin will wear her DDD fake titties?

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    1. Anonymous6:49 PM

      Oh, I think Mrs. Palin will be demurely sexual and use only her DD no cleavage boobies.

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    2. Anonymous2:40 AM

      Her short, tight skirt, hooker shoes, prom queen wig will all be on display. I hope the students have ear protectors on, her screech is getting even higher pitched, the more desperate she becomes.

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  20. The woman spreads hate and evil. She virulently attacks anyone who suggest the reality of who she is - I am always thankful that President Obama completely ignores her. She spits out the hate attempting to get him to make negative comments about her - so she can cry as to his mean - and again and again he ignores.

    Wish I had his temperament - but I am unnerved by the hate and anger she arouses in her supporters & their behavior in support of her.

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    1. Anonymous5:14 PM

      Oh, I'm sure he has PLENTY to say, all right, but a gentleman and a scholar. Two words foreign to the Palin tribe!

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    2. fromthediagonal5:21 PM

      TS @ 4:27pm... I totally agree, including your comment about how SP unnerves those of us who are concerned about her draw upon those who thrive upon her anger and hatred, or (fill in the blanks) those who do not fit her "World View", no matter how wrong that many be.

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    3. @5:14 I really doubt he has "plenty" to say - he has no interest in her at all - nor her opinions - which was the basis of his reply to a pundit who tried so hard to get him to make a comment that Palin could use forever.

      The one person who saw through her from the day she made the news. His campaign probably laughed all the way to victory. He made 1 comment about Palin - explaining that candidates children were NOT part of the campaign. He stood up for her dysfunctional family and she repays him with aggression and hate.

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  21. Anonymous4:31 PM

    Fundamentalism isn't very subtle.

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  22. Anonymous4:55 PM

    It is hard to believe that a person with so much hate in her heart is hawking her Christmas book.

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  23. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Anonymous3:56 PM
    For Sarah Palin's fourth book, she will interpret the bible into Palineese
    ;;;;;;;;;;;

    Into her word salad and don't be surprised if Sarah depicts herself as the chosen one.

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  24. Anonymous5:01 PM

    "Photo of the Heath family's holiday mountain of death mentioned in Sarah Palin's book."

    Mommy which antler belongs to Rudolph?

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    1. Anonymous5:15 PM

      The one on top of the tree of course. The one with the red nose attached to the skull.

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    2. Anonymous5:22 PM

      That's sad.

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    3. Anonymous6:03 PM

      @5:15 That's a good one!

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  25. Anonymous5:04 PM

    Will John McCain visit Sarah Palin in her Arizona home this holiday season for some of her world's famous upside down raw turkey?

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  26. Anonymous5:06 PM

    Todd, Bristol, and I visited Haiti with Franklin Graham and were able to hand out some of the generous shoeboxes these volunteers process and package with care


    WTF? How many times did they do this? How many years ago? Why bring it up, you only did it once in your entire lifetime. Sarah makes it sounds like she just did it.

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    1. Anonymous5:21 PM

      Wasn't that the trip where Bristol got rid of her DWTS child?

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    2. Anonymous5:25 PM

      Anonymous5:21 PM that was the time Bristol was wearing big scarves to hide something.

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    3. Anonymous7:14 PM

      Right, wearing a Scarf in Tropical weather.

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    4. Anonymous7:31 PM

      She was on the ground for about 30 f*cking seconds and she handed out f*cking shoe boxes...full of what...cookies? This little photo op junket was as disgusting as anything she's ever done -- well, maybe except for the actual murders & arsons & whatnot. She needs to crawl back under whatever rock she crawled out of, yesterday please, and take her quasi-legitimate demon spawn with her.

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    5. Anonymous2:44 AM

      I read that Graham puts religious pamphlets into each box, so he can claim his tax exemption on the trip. Why does a televangelist need his own private jet??

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    6. Anonymous2:39 PM

      He needs his own private jet because he got tired of people on commercial jets in First Class not knowing who he is. All the tellyvangelistas love to be recognized!

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  27. Anonymous5:08 PM

    "and how together we can protect the heart of Christmas. "


    I didn't know Christmas has a heart.

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    1. Anonymous2:56 AM

      Walmart has a heart too.
      See Southpark season 8, episode 0

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    2. Anonymous5:42 AM

      episode 9

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  28. Anonymous5:10 PM

    Oh Great the spawn of Satan will be participating in the final Convocation of 2013 this Wednesday at Liberty University.

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    1. Anonymous7:12 PM

      Liberty University, where Evangelicals like Michele Bachmann can 'BUY' a Degree. How many Batshit Crazy Nutjobs have 'Graduated' from that Fake University?

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    2. Anonymous7:58 AM

      Do they know she's too busy to go to church?

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  29. Anonymous5:12 PM

    o/t from the Palinpalooza Book Twirl, but definitely $P related.

    This is a 2011 Deadspin blog commenting on Natl Enq's excerpts from Joe McGinniss' upcoming $P book, particularly her little one night stand with Glen Rice. No new news there but the comments are hilarious and worth a peek.
    Sample: "MinnScrewjob: This wouldn't be the last time Palin would be found in a compromising situation bent over a pork barrel. 9/14/11 9:21am"

    My fav: "BCB - The "talent" portion of the Tea Party Queen Pageant takes an interesting turn. Your move Bachmann ... 9/14/11 1:15pm"

    http://deadspin.com/5840042/new-biography-claims-sarah-palin-had-a-one+night-stand-with-glen-rice-in-1987

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  30. Anonymous5:14 PM

    When will Sarah Palin's "Saving The Heart Of Valentines Day" book tour start?

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    1. Anonymous5:32 PM

      As soon as “Good Tidings and Great Joy” hits 1000 on Amazon's Best Sellers list.

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    2. Anonymous5:33 PM

      As soon as she can figure out how to tie Jesus into Valentines Day.

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    3. Anonymous5:39 PM

      When will Sarah's Valentines Day book tour start?

      As soon as she gets tired of staying at home with Trig, Piper and Todd. Probably within a week.

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    4. Anonymous5:40 PM

      What time is it?

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  31. Anonymous5:21 PM

    So sad. Sarah could be doing work for DS children, the less fortunate and for the starving and cold Native Alaskans.

    But instead multimillionaire Sarah's Alaskan Heart is more concentrated in hawking her own books and selling her pictures.

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    1. Anonymous5:24 PM

      and then off to Arizona to celebrate Happy Holidays.

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    2. Anonymous5:36 PM

      Is Sarah still mad at Alaska and won't be helping the starving cold Native Alaskans because Alaskans cut her and Bristol off from fleecing the Alaska Film Tax Credit program? Let it go Sarah.

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    3. Anonymous8:32 PM

      I give absolutely no shits if Mrs. Palin stays in Arizona for the winter. I leave for at least 3 or 4 months during the winter. However, I don't pretend to be a hardcore Alaskan Frontier Woman. I realize that once we hit a certain age (hmmm, 45 or so) that winters in AK aren't something that a body can take and warmer climes are a necessity. I haven't ever claimed to be a cold weather frontier woman; I love this place but only April thru October. The rest of it, I don't want to be here except for holiday visits with friends and family.

      Mrs. Palin needs to stop pretending to be something she isn't.

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    4. Anonymous2:47 AM

      She has to pretend, since she has no idea who she is. No core beliefs, no ethics, no morals, empty shell. Promoting her fake self is all she knows how to do.

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  32. Anonymous5:30 PM

    Will Sarah see Caint Get Right's former daughter during the holidays? Maybe post a picture or two on her facebook?

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    1. Anonymous7:08 PM

      Stand by, she will post an undetectable photo soon. I don't think that Kyla Grace looks anything like Track or Britta. Just another fraud to cover for Bristol's DWTS Baby.

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    2. Anonymous8:28 PM

      I thought that Bristol dumped her DWTS baby in Haiti.

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  33. Anonymous5:35 PM

    I wonder what the Rev.Graham REALLY thinks about her.....?

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    1. Anonymous8:17 PM

      She's his kind of money grubbin' bigoted gal.

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    2. Anonymous10:12 PM

      Given the Reverend's age and physical limitations, I assume that he'll just turn off his hearing aid and ask for more oxygen. Maybe they will do him the courtesy to push his wheel chair far away from Palin.

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    3. Anonymous7:56 AM

      Reverend Graham is an opportunist, just like Sarah. He would probably admire her if he had any idea what was going on around him.

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  34. Anita Winecooler5:40 PM

    I thought her big schtick was exploiting dead people. Last I heard, Rev Graham was still alive!

    So nice of her to remind everyone of the ONE trip she took to bring Bibles to the people of Haiti w/ Bristol and Franklin Graham and his magical trenchcoat.

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  35. Anonymous5:43 PM

    How many turkey sandwiches and hot Thanksgiving meals did Sarah and the Palins pass out to their less fortunate fellow Alaskans this year? Last year? Any year?

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  36. Anonymous5:53 PM

    The woman is a putz!

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    1. Anonymous6:32 PM

      LOL! Absolutely!

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  37. Anonymous6:01 PM

    What is in Monroe, LA besides Books-a-Million? It looks like it is in the middle of nowhere.

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    1. Anonymous8:28 PM

      All of Louisiana is in the middle of nowhere.

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  38. Anonymous6:08 PM

    ..." hand out some of the generous shoeboxes these volunteers process and package with care"

    Just what the survivors of a hurricane need: SHOE BOXES too cheap to give them the shoes, just the box!

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    1. Anonymous10:11 PM

      How generous of Palin to hand out shoe boxes. The boxes can be big, small, new, old, brown or blue but boxes cannot be generous. And, that woman claims to be a journalism major. She can't even speak English.

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  39. Anonymous6:28 PM

    A little roundup of some of the juicier comments on Amazon:

    'Just kill me now. This "book" is about everything except Christmas. Every perceived injustice that has come down the pike for the bitter Quitter is pulled out of her treasure chest, soaked in venom, and polished to a fine shine for all to see. One thing is certain: this woman NEVER gets over anything. If you decide to buy this disaster, I suggest you also buy a box of pins to stick in your eyeballs while reading this painful, bitter, word salad. By the way, like so many others here, I am a Christian. War on Christmas? Nah. The war is only in Palin's vacuous head where the two nerves are desperately trying to get a synapse. $arah would do better to pull wings off flies rather than continue to torture so mercilessly the English language. You're welcome.'

    'I can only recommend this book to those who enjoy reading books by a self-promoting, festering pus-filled boil, "they're-always-picking-on-me whiner, who only wrote the book (which isn't really about Christmas, now is it Sarah?) so she could keep her waning existence in the spotlight. God doesn't like that. Sarah is in for some smiting.'

    'I need to preface this review with a disclaimer. I DID not buy this book. It was given to me, by a well meaning, older friend. I am still debating filing criminal charges for abuse. I tried to return the book to several stores, but not a single one would take this hot pile of crap from my hands. But I got real sick recently and decided to read it. Wow! As I turned each page, I felt my IQ drop, but I couldn't stop. Each moronic phrase, grammatical error, and just sheer lunacy kept me glued, well that and the flu. I became obsessed with Fox News, waiting for Mitt Romney's magic underwear to save me. It was real dark times. Finally through the help of an intervention....and a well thought out display of people feeding my dogs newspapers and showing they could crap more coherent and intellectual thoughts than anything rendered in that book. I've been clean for a week now. I still can't look at the cover of this book without thinking of those dark 24 hours of dancing the line between reality and hell.'

    'Somebody gave me this book on Thanksgiving, as we drank more one of my cousins threw it out the door, it rained a little overnight and I took it off the lawn in the morning. I put it in the garbage in the kitchen but about four hours later my wife said what stinks? We opened the door where the kitchen garbage was and this book had a really bad smell when wet. I put it in the garage garbage pick up wasn't till Saturday, I hope the DPW workers didn't get sick. So the moral here is if you are going to throw out this book make sure it doesn't get wet, if it does wrap it in a plastic bag. I know that is a waste of a good plastic bag but you can get more next time you go to a supermarket.'

    'Sarah Palin is truly remarkable. I cannot even begin to describe the sordid frightfulness and ghastly horridness within these book covers. If you do purchase this drivel, please accept my humble mocking of all that's good about all that's bad regarding this super biased, unholy mess.'

    http://www.amazon.com/Good-Tidings-Great-Joy-Protecting/product-reviews/0062292889/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#R2O3RFL0C6Z5WU

    There are so many more that I was laughing hysterically at the clever digs and slams that the writers of those comments manage. What a sad, sad excuse of a human being Sarah is. And it's so apparent when she can't control the comments by deleting them or banning people. You get a real cross section of how much of a fool people see her for and she can't stop it, manipulate it, control it or lie about it, because there it is in plain words by real people, not people she pays to cover for her.


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    1. Anonymous7:12 PM

      Well said and so true!

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    2. Anonymous10:44 PM

      Thanks for posting!

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    3. Anonymous3:52 AM

      I like the fact that people say they didn't buy the book but that it was given to them! I cannot imagine wasting my money on something purportedly written by Sarah Palin. Although the tome sounds so bad that she must have dictated most of it.
      Beaglemom

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  40. Anonymous6:42 PM

    A Q&A event that I am sure that Palin has already approved before hand of the questions or else she would not appear........

    Palin will be introduced by President Jerry Falwell, Jr., who issued the following statement about her visit:

    “While Governor Palin has visited Liberty's campus in the past, she has never appeared at a Liberty event. I am thrilled that Governor Palin and our student body will now have a chance to interact in a Q-and-A format. At Billy Graham's 95th birthday party earlier this month, the governor and I spoke of our mutual anticipation for her upcoming visit.”

    http://www.liberty.edu/news/index.cfm?PID=18495&MID=106981

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    1. Anonymous10:09 PM

      If it's a library, they had better not ask her what books she reads.

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    2. Anonymous2:54 AM

      What books she reads? Easy, her OWN.

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    3. Anonymous7:55 AM

      She doesn't even read her own books.

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  41. Anonymous6:43 PM

    That THING that is suppose that Chuckie posted is beyond creepy, but certainly fits right into their family dynamic.

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    1. Anonymous10:08 PM

      There is something about a pile of bones with lights on them to proclaim loudly, "Look at all the living things that we have killed," especially when the message of the season should be "Peace on Earth and Good Will to All Men."

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    2. Anonymous10:52 PM

      Wasillabilly Uneducated Barbarians and Perverts, right Creepy Chucky Jr.?

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    3. Anonymous1:12 PM

      You're immature

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  42. Anonymous9:37 PM

    I wonder if she'll wear those fugly black top and pants again.

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  43. Anonymous1:33 AM

    Think she'll tape a dollar under each chair again? Nah.....bigger student body means less in her coffers.

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  44. Anonymous2:34 AM

    I find it interesting when she doesn't use personal pronouns...anyone else notice this? Is this when one o fthe alternate personalities is is in charge? Has she been criticized for using to many "I" messages yet isn't clever enough to write anything better? So she avoids personal pronouns altogether?
    There is a "there" there...psychologically speaking.

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    1. Anonymous11:44 AM

      I’ve noticed this too! I wonder if it is something she has been warned about in the past as she is so self centered. She is so nervous about appearing self centered she avoids all references to herself or she is so disconnected from her real self she has an alternate self she refers to when speaking? You may have a point there. Anyone have some professional insight?

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  45. Anonymous4:05 AM

    Jon Stewart and the War on Christmas

    http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-december-3-2013/world-war-c---happy-holidays

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  46. Anonymous5:11 AM

    Last night while bored I took a look a Palin's Twitter. Her followers went to over a million within the past few weeks. So I decided to take a look at who is stupid enough to follow her drivel. Lo and behold the vast majority of them are bogus accounts with no tweets and very few if any followers. Ram and the kids must have been busy making up all that bullshit. This bitch is such a fraud, but we all knew that anyway.

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    1. Anonymous6:43 AM

      Sssshh.......the pee pond thinks those jumps are over people buying and reading her book! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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  47. Anonymous6:39 AM

    Jon Stewart's 'War On Christmas' Panic Takedown Begins With Palin, O'Reilly

    http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4383640

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  48. Anonymous6:43 AM

    Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #661 in Books 

    Sarah Palin's Facebook added a few more book tour stops. Why is it that a person whose book is listed 661 is still going on book tours? I don't get it?

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    1. Anonymous7:45 AM

      Sarah is in love with herself and needs constant admiration. In high school Sarah need to be admired for winning the state championship even though she didn't play a lot. Sarah needed more admiration and received it from her beauty pageants. To continue her quest for admiration and to be seen by the masses, Sarah wanted to be a tv sportscaster but failed. I believe Sarah has a narcissistic personality disorder. Sarah needs to be loved and seen even though her book is ranked 661 by Amazon.

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    2. Anonymous11:40 AM

      Totally enthralled with herself. She is an Icarus incarnate. And, absolutely without self control or self reflection.

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  49. Anonymous7:09 AM

    Operation Christmas takes shoe boxes donated by children at summer vacation bible schools filled with cheap "made in China"-Dollar Tree toys with a value of amount $3 and gives them to children in impoverished areas. Franklin makes a VERY comfortable living overseeing their distribution and flying in on his private jet to distribute them. Most of the toys probably break before he leaves.
    Its a total scam!

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  50. Anonymous8:32 AM

    Since we like cows in Texas, I guess Ted Cruz should try to outdo Palin and make a Christmas tree out of steak and hang lights on it. Disgusting idiots--both.

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  51. Anonymous11:15 AM

    OMG, another story about that loser college Liberty. Remember when Bush hired a bunch of Liberty grads to work in the DOJ and they got in so much trouble they had to be replaced? It is a law school created by people who believe in the literal reality Bible. What better place for the half time grifter ex-governor to begin her evangelical career. Stay tuned. Liberty U. is an alternate reality.

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  52. Anonymous11:38 AM

    More Liberty U. idiocy:
    http://www.jewsonfirst.org/07b/goodling.html

    http://www.politico.com/blogs/thecrypt/0608/IG_Report_DOJ_under_Bush_favored_GOP_candidates.html

    http://boston.com/news/education/higher/articles/2007/04/08/scandal_puts_spotlight_on_christian_law_school/

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  53. Anonymous12:18 PM

    It seems like Sarah Palin has a sickness where she needs to be constantly worshipped. It looks like Sarah spends more time seeking praises from her followers than the time she spends beong a mother to Trig and Piper. I would bet that Sarah Palin would cherish being asked to lead the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade or the Rose Bowl Parade where millions of people would be watching her along the parade route and on tv. I feel so sorry for her children.

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    1. Anonymous12:35 PM

      You mean like the Sarah Palin's One Nation one bus parade when she sat in the front jump seat of her bus as it went down city streets as if she won the World Series? LOL Sarah Palin's family abandoned that fiasco and it was just Sarah and her bus driver on that bus

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    2. Anonymous12:37 PM

      Sarah SarAH SARAH!

      I hope Sarah feels better now.

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    3. Anonymous12:51 PM

      Ha ha those fools donated their money to SarahPac and Sarah took her family and her parents on the SarahPac sponsored Sarah Palin Family Summer Vacation Tour.

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    4. Anonymous1:12 PM

      You're a bit stupid.

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    5. Anonymous2:06 PM

      Like hell we are. Need real life examples cited, 1:12?

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    6. Anonymous4:46 PM

      It's called Narcissistic Personality Disorder. It's a well known, well characterized disorder, and if you look it up in the dictionary you'll find a picture of Sarah Palin.

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  54. Anonymous12:46 PM

    I agree with anom 12:18

    If Sarah Palin spent 1/10th of the time she spends on her Facebook and the time she spends reading blogs about herself on her cellphone and spent that time educating her children, they would be qualified to go to college instead of dropping out of high school, getting GEDs, going to hair school and having bastard children.

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  55. Anonymous12:54 PM

    Lets see, there is

    Sarah
    Bristol
    God
    Then Jesus

    In that order.

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    1. Anonymous2:00 PM

      Sarah
      Attention
      Money
      Fame
      Lies

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    2. Anonymous2:08 PM

      Anonymous1:12 PM
      ?

      ;;;;;;;;;;;
      Order of power in Sarah Palin's feeble little mind

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    3. Anonymous3:07 PM

      Mrs. Pa lin must have loved being oggled by that SS client of her husband, Pimp Daddy Todd.

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  56. Anonymous12:58 PM

    You know Sarah Palin misses her Secret Service detail and her vice presidential caravan.

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    1. Anonymous1:12 PM

      I doubt it. I've never seen her happier than at a bball game watching Trig root his sister on.

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    2. Anonymous1:52 PM

      riiiiiiiiight.

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    3. Anonymous1:57 PM

      She's not even in Alaska, troll.

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    4. Anonymous2:11 PM

      Do you mean Trig rooting his Aunt Piper on at her basketball games when Piper is not on a book tour with her majesty Sarah?

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  57. Anonymous1:11 PM

    Anytime you WORK, you're not grifting. Grow up. Frank honestly defended her in saying Sarah's a hard worker and was always reading. Considering that NO ONE here can say the opposite, well, your propaganda is just immature and mean.

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    1. Anonymous1:51 PM

      Oh fuck off.
      Frank also said she gave birth to Tri-G and she surely didn't.

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    2. Anonymous1:56 PM

      Immature and mean? Pot meet kettle, and you have no idea what any of us do. YOU grow up.

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  58. Anonymous1:18 PM

    Misguided fools all of them. But hey, at least Palin diverted money that donors (had then been smart) could have given to legitimate candidates with a chance of winning.

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    1. Anonymous4:35 PM

      That antler Christmas tree is pure sacrilege. It is blatant disrespect for "God's creatures" that were hunted. It's one thing to put food on the table but to toss antlers in somewhat of a Christmas tree-shaped pile and put lights all over it is just plain sick.

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  59. Anonymous8:05 PM

    'Nuf said, bashir is dead.

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  60. Anonymous10:52 AM

    Mr. Bashir will be back. He at least researched the term "slavery" which included the humiliating treatments he reported which seemed so distasteful to this personality known as Palin and her ignoramous sycophants.

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