Tuesday, January 28, 2014

After being censured by the Arizona Republicans, Sarah Palin rides to John McCain's defense. Oh yeah, that'll help.

"Are these your people?"                     "Hang on I'll handle it."
Palin's ghostwriter sort of waxes on in the beginning of this Facebook post, so I will spare you all of that and drop you right into the thick of the moosepoop:  

I consider Senator John McCain an American hero and a friend. He fights to remind our President that the federal government’s first priority must be strong defense of our homeland, and, like Congressman Johnson, he fights against big-spending colleagues who don’t prioritize for our military’s needs. Upon the Senator’s shoulders he’s carried part of our message of opposition to today’s “fundamental transformation” of America directly to the problem: President Obama and Harry Reid’s far left agenda. 

I appreciate Senator McCain's steadfastness in demanding truth in the White House’s Benghazi cover-up. Because of his persistence we WILL get that truth, and then more eyes will be open to see how dangerous an Obama-led retreating America is in this volatile world. (Oh yeah, that Benghazi thing is about to bust wide open. And if you believe that I have this bridge to nowhere in Alaska to sell you.) 

It goes without saying we don’t all agree on all political issues. (Yeah gotta hang onto that Tea Party cred. After all THEY are the ones pushing for this censure.) For instance, I shall keep pushing to open ANWR, I oppose letting illegal aliens cut in line and receive American benefits via “immigration reform,” and I oppose any Congressional action that allows President Obama to incur more U.S. debt. During this time of dangerous lawlessness in the executive branch, those who agree on stopping the intended transformation of our country had better unite to fight. So at this time, it's perplexing to see Senator McCain’s good efforts to uncover the Obama agenda being ignored and perhaps even hindered now by those wanting to censure the Arizona Senator. Despite our differences on some other issues, there is no questioning Senator McCain’s dedication to national security in spite of the White House’s agenda. (Hell yeah, if McCain had his way, we would be bomb, bomb, bomb. bomb, bomb, bombing Iran right this instant.)

We live in a time of diminishing virtues because of societal influence towards total self-centeredness. This is unfortunate and makes raising families, conducting business, and governing that much more challenging. I know how important the virtue of loyalty is because in politics it’s pretty much nonexistent. (That is a not so subtle message for McCain right there.) I stand on that most important virtue and answer those asking today: “Yes, I am proud to have been asked to run with him in 2008, and he is my friend.” 

One more thing, if you've met his beautiful mother you know where he gets his tenacity. Roberta McCain is one tough Mama Grizzly. (And I am sure a lady of her years and experience really appreciates being stuck with some label provided to her by the crazy bitch that helped sabotage her son's presidential campaign.)

- Sarah Palin

You know I have long believed that Palin and McCain have some sort of agreement not to stab each other in the back, and to say nice things about each other when asked.

I am not sure if this is a formal agreement, or one simply based on the fact that they each have damaging dirt on the other, but whatever the case they clearly resist the urge to kick each other when either one is down.

The thing that I find so ironic about this post is that Sarah Palin has a large share of the responsibility to the Teabagggers who are behind these attacks on any Republican who demonstrates even the hint of reasonableness or does not act as if it is their goal in politics is to destroy the government and revert the country back to a wild west mentality.

It has to gall McCain every time he suffers this kind of indignity, that it is all his own damn fault.

If he had just left the crazy AIP promoting, fake pregnancy having, lunatic back in the wilds of Alaska, his life would be SO much easier and stress free.

I have this tiny little glimmer of hope that if McCain decides not to run in the next election, that he will say "fuck it" and quietly leak the kind of information about Sarah Palin, and her many scandals, that will allow us to finally drive that silver stake through her future, and end any influence of politics that she might have left forever.


  1. Anonymous2:45 PM

    It's a good thing she doesn't read these defunct anti-Palin blogs, so she won't see my magic suggestion.

    Sarah should invite the entire McCain family to dinner. Sarah should cook and serve moose chili and salmon pate. The moose that she herself shot and the salmon she herself caught.

    The dinner could be in Wasilla at any of the Palin houses near the dead lake. All the Palin Kids and all the McCain kids could be there also too! While filming for some reality show they could then drive in their trucks to an Applebees for dessert or drinks. Talk about enhancing everyone's Tea Party cred! Just be sure Levi's process server doesn't catch Bristol on camera!

  2. Anonymous2:47 PM

    Remember how Sarah helped tea party 2012 candidate Kirk Adams win a seat in the House? Oh, yeah! No one even showed up at her well-publicized appearance and he lost big time. McCain needs her support in AZ like he needs Pres. Obama's.

  3. Anonymous2:50 PM

    Breaking News: I just received a copy of the original Facebook posting from Sarah Palin regarding her support of Johnny McWalnuts (oops Senator John McCain) Rebecca Mansour had some hard work ahead of her to turn this into the actual Facebook post that was published.

    "Oh, Hey America, this is Saraahhh Paaaliinnn, and just in case you might have forgotten John McCain is the best guy ever for puttin' me on his ticket in the campaign back in the 2008 campaign for me campaignin' for President along with Johnny Mc. (wait, what, he was running for President and I was running for VP?) Oh, well, whatever he's still just the best guy and all you Republicans in my adopted state of Arizona better jest (sic) get over yourselves and apologize to the best guy ever to run for the House of Representatives ever in the history of Arizona (what, he's a Senator?) Oh, well, Senator, Congressman, House of Representatives their (sic) all the same thing and if he would have gotten to be Vice President under me then I would have loved him no less than I love him now, especially since you are picking on a great man and a war hero, just like my son Track who flew planes in Vietnam and even crashed more than old Walnuts himself (wait, what, my son Track isn't a pilot and wasn't in Vietnam and JohnnyMc doesn't like the nickname Walnuts?) Okay so in closing, this old guy with the odd looking squirrel cheeks and the rich wife and his political position, whatever it might be in whatever state, he knows some dirt on us the Palins and if you could be nicer to him just as I am doin' you could save me a lot of hassles and also too SarahPac is accepting some donations and we'll make sure to give at least .00001% of what you send to the PAC to that Walnuts man JohnnyMac.

    (also too his big boobied daughter is a total whore and his wife is a pill freak, just so ya know, but bein' like Jesus and stuff I forgive all the for their bad actions and such.)

    Mrs. Sarah Palin

  4. Anonymous2:51 PM

    she just posted that on her fecesbook page so the wingnuts have a place to congregate and bash mccain. don't kid yourself, she's not doing mccain any favors. it's passive aggressive behavior on her part.

    1. Anonymous3:56 PM

      Most of those wingnuts are fake facebook entities. Most have no pic and no friends except Sarah, though a few were upgraded to like a few teabagger sites also. She has very few real people following her and out of the real people I'm willing to bet 30% are liberals that go there to laugh at her.

  5. Anonymous2:52 PM

    No Sarah - the Songbird is not, and never was, a hero. Songbird ScumCain made more than 32 videos for Communists denouncing this country. HE was never tortured. Communists bragged that they had captured “the crown prince”and treated him as a “special prisoner.” His aid to the enemy continued for 3 years.

    He famously voted against a bill that was otherwise unanimously passed that would have fostered transparency in the records of what happened over there – and possibly brought a lot of other POWs home – because apparently those records would have confirmed this story.

    He will never be held responsible because his grandfather is a highly decorated WWII admiral and his father is also an admiral.

  6. Anonymous3:00 PM

    More uh, handwriting on her palm? And Jesus-fucking-Christ, when is that idiotic "Mama Grizzly" meme gonna die?

  7. Anonymous3:04 PM

    Really need the blouse popping, high heel teetering begging-to-be-a-teeny-tiny-starlet photo of Palin for this post. McCain picked Palin for her supposed sex appeal. He was never her friend and never will be. He exploited her to keep his campaign from going moribund and dumped her from the minute she tried to grab the stage for her concession speech.

    Sarah Palin still feels safe because she thinks McCain will never spill the dirt about the faked pregnancy. McCain might be keeping the wolves in check for now, but eventually he'll either die or stop trying and the hoard of eager tale tellers will beat their way to the airwaves.

    1. Anonymous3:54 PM

      McCain didn't pick her, the Koch brothers did.

    2. Anonymous4:28 PM

      He can't say anything about Trig because he was part of the hoax...

  8. Anonymous3:04 PM

    And while Sarah snipes from the sidelines, and John McCain can barely hold his bitterness and jealousy at bay for LOSING his BIDS for the presdiency, the PRESIDENT who was elected TWICE will be conducting business as he is wont to do.

    All these two can do is spit and moan and attack, but they will NEVER sit in the White House and lead the troops, they will never have any kind of power or recognition the likes of what Barack Obama has accomplished.

    John McCain will be remembered as a traitor to his country for sharing secrets during wartime, for adultery, and for foisting the cancer that is Palin on to this country. And Sarah, meh, she won't much be remembered at all, a dismal footnote in the 'teabaggers' history.

    It burns their asses every single day and that makes me smile a big smile.

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  9. Anonymous3:05 PM

    First off - Sarah Palin didn't write that dimmest commentary about 'her friend' John McCain! She's not smart enough to have used some of the words that were displayed and John McCain (and his ilk) know it!

    In fact, I'll wager he hates every day on this earth since he selected her to be on the ticket w/him all those years ago. The name "Palin" will always be associated w/him even after his demise. (We are assuming he will go before her!?)

    I, personally, do not like or respect either one of them. He's in deep 'do do' and now she comes to his aid! That is a riot and a half! She'll continue bringing him the 'kiss of death' and he deserves every bit of it.

    1. Anonymous5:07 PM

      Her help will be as welcome as an oozing herpes lip blister.

  10. Anonymous3:10 PM

    McCain is really tight with Lowell Bud Paxon and especially his lobbyist, Vicki Iseman. Did she have his baby before she was disappeared?

    1. Anonymous4:12 PM

      Iseman didn't disappear. She filed a lawsuit against the NYTimes which she subsequently dropped. She's still working for the same lobbying firm.

      Sometimes I wonder if a big part of Palin's 'grassroots' strategy is to populate Palin-critical blog comment sections with ridiculous conspiracy theories. It just makes it harder to convince the media to investigate her fake pregnancy, dairygate, her perjury in the Troopergate inquiry, etc..

  11. Anonymous3:11 PM

    "Upon the Senator’s shoulders he’s carried part of our message of opposition to today’s “fundamental transformation” of America directly to the problem: President Obama and Harry Reid’s far left agenda. "

    Carry a message to a problem, or to an agenda? Palin, hire someone to write English for you.

    1. Anonymous3:53 PM

      I only wish Harry or President Obama were far left instead of centrists.

  12. Anonymous3:11 PM

    If media picks up Sarah's FB message for McCain, they should post that photo of her in Hawaii with her McCain cap on, where she black markered his name clean off.

    1. Anonymous3:38 PM

      ... and her cellulite packed, not a runner, legs ...

    2. Anonymous3:40 PM

      Yep, great suggestion!

    3. Anonymous3:45 PM

      That photo accompanied by the audio of Palin saying, 'Palin-McCain ticket' would be scrumptious.

    4. Anonymous4:28 PM


      "Sarah Palin: It is these small businesses all across America that actually create most of the jobs in this great country. Our family knows. Our family knows that the best way to help small business is to take less from them and leave more for them so that they can expand and jobs can then be created. Thats exactly what were going to do in a Palin-McCain administration."

  13. Anonymous3:20 PM


    If Paxson had indeed wanted Palin on the ticket, then he might have been in a unique position to help the Vicki Iseman story disappear, or at least refuse to add more troubling information to fan the flames, in exchange for a certain “favor.” Which would certainly have made Palin feel grateful enough to have used his name as the middle name for her fake baby.

    Now we may NEVER know exactly who it was, for certain, that pressured John McCain, and Steve Schmidt, his campaign manager, into putting Palin on the Republican ticket in 2008. But I think we can say with some certainty that Palin probably knew she was John McCain’s running mate, BEFORE John McCain knew it.

    1. Anonymous3:54 PM

      The McCain-Iseman-Paxson mess received media scrutiny and attention. It's no secret and nothing that Palin can hold over McCain's head. The Dems and media decided not to press the scandal when Iseman adamantly denied an affair. There's also no secret about Palin having the backing of several evangelical leaders. Maybe they had Paxson put in a good word for Palin.

      Paxson is also a town in AK where Todd Palin has competed in snowmachining events. Perhaps it's also where Bristol and Levi went camping.

    2. Anonymous4:25 PM

      Say, Gryphen. Any chance you'd consider asking if there's a Levi/Bristol connection to Paxson, AK?

    3. Anonymous7:26 PM

      Fundamentalist Lowell 'Bud' Paxson and his paid lobbyist(Vicki Iseman) are the parties who forced John McCain to pick Sarah Palin as a running mate. McCain's affair with Iseman would have stymied his Campaign. But it did not work, he and Sarah Palin LOST by a landslide..

  14. Anonymous3:30 PM

    Just this past November, McCain tried to wash his hands of Sarah, saying the 'statute of limitations' had been reached for questioning him about her. Sarah Palin says, 'No deal! You're stuck with me forever.'

  15. Anonymous3:30 PM

    "I consider Senator John McCain an American hero and a friend."

    BAAHAHHAAHAHAH! I am quite certain that he does not feel the same way about you, tit face!

    1. Anonymous5:20 PM

      Isn't this the same Palin who was on a beach in Hawaii (just like all 'rill 'merkans) wearing a McCain-Palin hat on which she'd used a Magic Marker to blot out McCain's name?

  16. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Hey, $arah, RAM, whomever posted that. Gee, of course you support McCain because he's responsible for your worldwide, now laughingstock "fame" and the Fred Flinstone mobile was off as fast as you got others to work those feet for that grifting while you sat on your ass doing and learning nothing....but I digress. That's fine as long as the money's coming in?

    Questions for you: What's the sudden thing with mothers? Blitzer's, John's. Given your track record, this is not an attribute as a "proud" mom yourself. We've seen how you parent. That's fine as long as the money is coming in?

    McCain calling his wife a c*nt open microphone. You must be okay with that being the ex-wife of a pimp, shadow governor, who you threw cans at your fridge when things didn't go your way. Delinquent knocked-up kids. That's fine as long as the money is coming in?

    Had Nancy French post on Wendy Davis on behalf of Bristol patterns herself after your grifting when we all know she has the same IQ as you? That's fine as long as the money is coming in?

    Again, the Rolling Stone article courtesy of Matt Taibbi, told us all we need to know if your little buddy. Next to last in his class, crashed planes, sang like a bird as a POW to save his sorry ass, and your new redneck state says he has to go? That's fine as long as the money is coming in?

    There IS no Benghazi. RUN 2016, tart, we know you can't. I'd love to see you in a debate with Hillary tossing your word sausage and changing the subject when you have no idea WTF was asked of you to answer. It's called a "popcorn moment." Remember how Joe Biden Cheshire Cat grinned at your answers? That's fine as long as the money is coming in?

    Your new SarahPAC money launch for '14 to support candidates you think worthy, when in '12 you gave a measly 5K and kept the rest in postage? That's fine as long as the money is coming in?

    Trig. That's fine as long as the money is coming in?
    How's that workin' for ya, $arah? Coffers dryng up. From the looks of you, I'd venture to say not well. Bitch on, queen.

    1. Anonymous4:15 PM

      "What's the sudden thing with mothers? Blitzer's, John's."

      Good question and very observant of you!

    2. Anonymous5:13 PM

      Methinks the sudden "moms" have everything to do with Wendy Davis. As usual, in true Heath/Brancy fashion, index finger pointed out the rest back at themselves.

  17. Anonymous3:50 PM

    He'll lose his precious seat and as soon as he does Cindy lou who will divorce his ass, she wanted to be first lady and if he can't give that to her he is useless. They don't even live together and the being first lady was the ONLY reason why Cindy has pretended to be his wife for many yrs. ALL the McCain properties are owned by Cindy and not John. Maybe Sarah will let him move in with her.

  18. Anonymous3:51 PM

    I'd maybe feel sorry for him but, he is one of the ones responsible for all this when he let the running mate he selected was allowed to make horrid statements about then Senator Obama and his lovely wife Michelle.

    1. Anonymous4:45 PM

      Don't feel sorry for McNasty.

    2. Anonymous6:02 PM

      Yes, the man who called his wife the c-word. I can only imagine what the pimp calls his ex except "you're late with my automatic deposit for being your beard."

      Magic Johnson was on Leno last night and was at Michelle's 50th birthday party at the WH. Not a dry eye when President Obama took the microphone and spoke of her.

      Take THAT, pee puddle and lunatic fringe, There go your divorce rumors. You "rilly"can't fix stupid.

  19. Anonymous3:56 PM

    Sarah is being eaten alive in the comments of right wing blogs!! The TPers HATE Johnny!!

    1. Anonymous4:28 PM

      Because they shunned her for the WTF they'll be remembered for. Baby wasn't considered elite with good reason. Visit the pee puddle sometime. NOO one puts baby in the corner.

      Viva Sraah!
      I Stand with Sarah Palin!
      Palin 2016, Our Only Hope!

      Waving at the troll.

    2. What a World What a World4:04 AM

      Tons of them across several articles are saying that was the last straw. She's bleeding bots left and right. Can't wait to see the SarahPAC reports. They've got to be losing money. Soon she's going to have to fire some of those consultants. I can't wait til she can't pay the ghostwriters anymore.

  20. Anonymous4:02 PM

    Sarah you need to realize that John McCain and his family doesn't give a shit about you. They despise ever meeting you and your hillbilly family.

    1. Anonymous4:45 PM

      Yes, they think you are all low class (and not in the financial sense of the word).

  21. Anonymous4:04 PM

    Sarah! This is John.
    Give us back our fucking clothes from the 2008 campaign. We are still missing a few dozen items.

  22. Anonymous4:08 PM

    "I consider Senator John McCain an American hero and a friend."

    Sarah if John McCain is your friend then ask him to go on your new show. HAHA then you'll see how close of a friend he is to you.

  23. Anonymous4:08 PM

    Her hiding behind Facebook bs ends with...and because he's never outed me for being such a colossal idiot and fake!

  24. paylump sucks4:14 PM

    The paylump is an idiot. Please, please, someone make it go away.

  25. Anita Winecooler4:43 PM

    Sarah is no hunter and no friend of Johnny McCornteeth. Generally speaking, when someone who was once kind enough to you to allow you to wear kneepads during an interview for the spot of VP, somehow pop in and shove an arrow in his back when he's down.
    (Hint: He's down for a reason, he picked a moron for VP) The last thing he needs is Sarah's allegiance and friendship.

    He's got Miss Lindsey for that.

    And how unflippinbelievably low can she go? She brings up the dude's mom, who's a day younger than dirt and probably scratching her butt going "Who IS that silly man talking about my son?"

    Here's the part I need Gina M to do a piece on:

    "We live in a time of diminishing virtues because of societal influence towards total self-centeredness."

    WTF? None of her kids have jobs, unless doing selfies and posting them on a blog is a "job" Chinzilla is the epitome of self-centeredness, Sarah's a close second.

    Good Job, RAM. A bonus box of ho ho's in this weeks paycheck, woo hoo!!!

  26. Anonymous5:37 PM

    since i know Palins read this blog....BOYS WILL BE BOYS (thanks to Sarah for the name) will be coming to a theatre near you http://www.boyswillbeboysmovie.com

  27. Anonymous5:59 PM

    Does it mean anything that John McCain is sitting a seat away from Mark Begich at the SOTU?

    1. Anonymous4:07 AM

      If they're such good friends, why has he never invited Sarah to the SOTU?

  28. Anonymous6:50 PM

    Sarah you need to realize that John McCain wished he never heard of your fucking name.

  29. Anonymous7:29 PM

    Sarah and her family are living Stains on this country. it is unconscionable that anyone of her caliber could capture an audience.. I don't blame McCain, I blame the very, idiotic, low information public for listening to her dribble and believing in her self-serving shit. She is the definition of dumbing down of this society. She is a complete discredit to this country and the critical thinking we strive to achieve.

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  31. Anonymous9:13 PM

    Sarah Palin Goes Rogue, Scribbles Out John McCain's Name on Blue Visor - See more at:


    1. Anonymous4:09 AM

      What an effing mutter. She probably did it in a fit of anger right after she looked in the mirror and steered her make-up. Psycho.

  32. Anonymous9:15 PM



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