Clamoring to stay relevant, Sarah Palin hit the airwaves this week for some startlingly incisive commentary on Obama’s speech outlining his strategy to fight ISIS Wednesday night. Just kidding. She went on Hannity to bash the president some more for playing golf that one time rather than immediately declaring war. It only stands to reason that Palin would be asked to comment on geopolitics. She can, after all, see Russia from her house. But Palin had something really important to say. She feels she owes us all an apology. Great, we feel that way, too. For dumbing down every debate in America (not single-handedly, but she really helped), for using made-up words like “refudiate,” for advocating policies that decimate the earth, and for that brawl her idiot familygot involved in over the weekend. We have a list. Contact us, Sarah.
But no, she wants to apologize because John “Bomb Them to Smithereens” McCain is not president. And, we guess, although she did not say it exactly, she blames herself for destroying his chances. “
As I watched the speech last night, Sean,” she said, “the thought going through my mind is, ‘I owe America a global apology. Because John McCain, through all of this, John McCain should be our president.’”
A global apology. Global. Wonder what the hell she means by that.
You know with all of the coverage over the brawl, this lunacy kind of got lost in the mix.
Any other time I am pretty sure that this would have received a lot more coverage, and have been mocked more efficiently than has been the case this last week.
And speaking of videos that did not receive an adequate amount of attention, Wonkette finally took notice of Palin's two "surprise" Jewish visitors from last month.
Gif courtesy of Jezebel |
Here was their take:
“So Todd just comes beepin’ up — be-boppin’ on up stairs, right? Um…interrupted me a little bit…and he says, ‘Hey, Sarah, there’s these two really nice guys from New Jersey, they’re in the dri–.’ C’mere, Todd!”
And then Todd shows up, and he is rockin’ Transitions lenses and a black mock turtleneck. Todd says that he saw these two dudes out near the Palin’s fence, and it seemed like they wanted to come in.
Right about here is where Wonkette shares the video, that all of you have seen already, followed by some rather hilarious transcribin'. And then they close the post with this:
So there you have it: the First Dude let in two sorta socially awkward and completely starstruck visitors, because they showed up, and the Sarah Palin Channel filmed the whole thing and then put it up online. It was as weird as it sounds.
Yes it is, it is exactly as weird as it sounds.
You know the great thing about the national coverage the Throwdown at the Hoedown is receiving, you know besides the fact that a giant brawl featuring almost the entire Palin clan is receiving national attention, is the fact that the increased interest means that these older videos and interviews are now receiving more attention as well.
It also means that people who did not want to talk, are now willing to talk, but more on that later.
You're such a tease!
ReplyDeleteI was creeped out at her rubbing her legs throughout that clip.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wonder what a body language expert would have to say about that.
DeleteShe let in 2 strangers who just happened to be Jewish. Nice boys I'm sure. Who thinks she would have let in 2 black men, or 2 Hispanic men?
ReplyDeleteMore importantly, she let in two strangers? Isn't her daughter(s) being stalked?
DeleteI call fake (or she really is the stupidest person on the planet).
She also happened to remember not to put on her giant Jewish Star Of David rhinestone necklace for them. Just wait. She will.
DeleteAnon 2:28 those aren't mutually exclusive - it can be a fake AND she can be the stupidest person on the planet. It's the sweet spot on a Venn diagram.
DeleteThis is fun! I have declared a "no work day" for me. Yes, I am the office and I will be professional to the clients, but while they are in their sessions, and I am alone in my office, it is Palin stories non-stop. I deserve it. What is she doing in that video above? What in the world? That is the funniest, weirdest thing.
ReplyDeleteAnd that first picture you posted of her here .... what the heck? She looks like a 70 year old woman who is looking somewhat embarassed by maybe a sudden incontinent moment?
ReplyDeleteDaisydem, what she looks like is what the kids nowadays call "cracked out", I believe.
DeleteNobody could look at those eyes and tell me there isn't some major pharmaceutical "enhancement" going on.
Off topic but surely relevant:
Gryphen, do you have any clue what's going on with Shailey? That whole "kidnapped/sexually assaulted" thing just...vanished. And it's not like people weren't asking.
I know you two aren't as close as you once were, and I think even then you weren't THAT close, but do you have any info about her current situation? It just seems so unfair that the Palins could drive her out of Alaska, make her a pariah online so that it's hard to secure employment, etc...and now this latest thing, the kidnapping. There just was not enough said or explained after the fact. Why no arrests or suspects?
I'm not putting the burden to produce info on you, of course. I'm just using this forum to put it out there. What the hell HAPPENED?
(And no thank you to anyone who wants to leave a reply denigrating Shailey. Whatever you think of her possible eccentricities, Todd made a victim of her and did so for a prolonged period of time.)
SNL church lady?
DeleteShouldn't this be an excellent time to finally force journalists to consider: would this woman and her helpmates have had the tundra version of chutzpah to fake a pregnancy? Why yes. They would. The whole lot of them -- and the answer could not be more obvious. The time is right for the whole jig to be up, once and for all. Thank you once again Senator McCain for the single most reckless act in American elections history.
ReplyDeleteIt also means that people who did not want to talk, are now willing to talk, but more on that later.
ReplyDeleteOoooweeee! Sounds good.
Has anyone been talking about Sarah's run in with the National Guard chaplain in Kosovo? (You know, about a week before she quit.) Someone said something they shouldn't have. At least that was what Sarah thought. That's all been fairly well documented, and she practically had the AK Guard Command (Gov. Sean Parnell's future Lt. Governor?) kissing her feet about it.
I've been wondered what that was all about for quite a while. The recent new reports about the Guard and the investigations reminded me that there are still some questions about who knew what when.
RIP Army National Guard Sgt. James Bearup
Rosie Perez to View Co-Host Nicolle Wallace: Did You Want to Just ‘Pop’ Palin?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediaite.com/tv/rosie-perez-to-view-co-host-nicolle-wallace-did-you-want-to-just-pop-palin/
Yes, funny. Over on another site, they are claiming that word "pop" is a "threat of violence" from Rosie towards poor Joan of Arc, er, Sarah Palin.
DeleteGryph...please...please get down to it! The foreplay is lovely but it's driving me crazy!
ReplyDeleteITA with that sentiment.
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DeleteOT. The Breitbart article conveyed that Amanda Coyne did not care what the truth was nor did anyone else merely repeating "gossip". Then they claimed the limo rental business is "harassing" them to speak with, get information and willing to pay for info. Damned if you do and damned if you don't.
ReplyDeleteThen they claimed the limo rental business is "harassing" them to speak with, get information and willing to pay for info.?
DeleteWho is the limo rental business "harassing"? The police would be talking to them. Haven't they told everyone not to talk until they do their investigation?
DeleteWhy doesn't this limo rental business have a name?
DeleteWhat up with their scam?
Who would have a driver that drives a 6 year old kid around with a bunch of brawling drunks known for drug abuse?
And they have no insurance?
Why and who are they harassing.
I thought the limo company guy went to school with Sarah.
Breitbart: Track Palin is a war hero who counsels PTSD vets and he defended his sister. Case closed
ReplyDeleteWell #yesofcourse. The question would be -- defended his sister from what. The entire country is howling, also too. at the idea of a stretch hummer. Really. Does it get any funnier than that? ;)
DeleteWell I suppose there is that car elevator in La Jolla.
Those idiots at Breitbart believe anything.
DeletePTSD charity fraud is dangerous. It is a matter that deserves respect and legit treatment.
DeleteChris Kyle, like Track type PTSD helper, was to take damaged vets to a luxury shooting range.
Track Palin takes them out to get shitfaced drunk, hit on married women and engage in bloody violence.
Maybe one day Track will have a movie made about his life like Chris Kyle. It is soon to be released about what a hero he is.
good gawd,,, i find myself checking this site constantly all day hoping to see the VIDEO i am soooo wanting to see.
ReplyDeletebill in belize
Me too Bill, and I really have some work to do. I'm embarrassed to look at my browser history- 1000 parts Palin, 1 part work.
DeleteThe global thing is really scary! Can you imagine Sarah Palin involved in international politics -- she'll get everyone on the planet killed!!!
ReplyDeleteI was surprised to come across coverage by the UK branch of the International Business Times. I don't really know anything about IBT but it did make me pause for a minute when the "global" thing was noted. Why an international business news organization would cover this brawl story is beyond me. And to make matters worse all they did was regurgitate the Palin "spin" story from Real Clear Politics -- the one where a "family friend" reveals that Willow's ex-boyfriend started the fight, Bristol is left-handed, and Sarah actually said "Don't you know my son is a vet".
Its really comforting to know that Sarah and her brood are lying and embarrassing us on a world stage -- just
what we need right now.
We'll be known as the country that abuses children with police to cover up for the criminals.
DeleteI think Sarah thinks that her very old habit of changing the subject will work once again. No dice Sarah. No politico and their family to my knowledge ever got into a drunken brawl. This story is not going away no matter how much you try to change the subject.
ReplyDeleteAnd because you and your family got into a drunken brawl, you better hope that 'channel' of your does well because the speaking fees, the traveling to stump for candidates and the SarahPac dollars are now toast.
I remember when you quit on the people of Alaska and your spokeswomen Meg Stapleton said the world was your oyster. How's that oyster thing working out for ya Sarah?
Hope and change are working out well for a lot of us. Especially the hope that things will change and you will become a mere footnote in history. I look forward to the day when they run a 'whatever happened to Sarah Palin' segment on your dumb ass.
The oyster is rotten...food poisoning is a sure thing.
DeleteCaroll Thompson12:41 PM
DeleteSarah never changes her routines. Change of subject has worked before.
"It also means that people who did not want to talk, are now willing to talk, but more on that later. "
ReplyDeleteIf one person -- just one -- will start talking it will snowball into an avalanche the size of that house on Dead Lake Lucille. Palin and her minions will be flattened -- forever.
Now is the time, folks. Just step up to the plate and tell what you know, any one or more of you. If you are the first, you could also stand to make a small fortune if you talk to the right media about the right subject(s). Just remember though, your story has to be factual.
Bad week for Sarah. But as usual she thinks she will be able to change the subject with wingnut cover, i.e Brietbart. Happily the Thrilla in Wasilla basically defined everything she truly is.
ReplyDeleteHow can you do this to us. RE "Later".
ReplyDeleteHe counsels vets to yank off their shirts and to angrily flip off others?
ReplyDeleteSomeone should ask some of his "war" buddies if Palin's kid ever saw a day, an hour, of combat.
ReplyDeleteSarah has become completely unhinged!
ReplyDeleteSo we're expected to believe that with all the trouble they claim they've had with stalkers, Tawd just let two random guys come right in? Bwahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteClucker Jr will back them up. Simple Sarah is like that.
DeleteGeez and here I thought that Palin wanted "Allah to work it out", but now she goes all militant on us. It's like she has no memory of what she has spouted from interview to interview. Same country, Syria. Now that she has no one in HER family serving, unlike myself. Relatives that really would be in combat positions.
ReplyDeleteSo this was the "fame" they were after. SMDH.
ReplyDelete"A global apology. Global. Wonder what the hell she means by that."
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I am glad I wasn't the only one "that didn't get it."
@12:58 PM-interesting how she keeps pushing this combat vet story when it is so easy to verify. She really believes that she is invincible. Still would like to know more about the deal that was made when she quit as half term governor.
It's easy to understand! She is mentally ill and has personalitites that believe this stuff! It is truth to them.
DeleteHer family is helpless, sort of because they are beholden to the lifestyle and her vileness.
Adrian Peterson and Todd Palin are men who represent their sport.
ReplyDeleteNFL and Iron Dog
http://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/files/2014/09/PalinAccount3.jpg
Dear people who are now willing to talk,
ReplyDeleteThank you. I hope you understand how important you are and the importance of whatever (however little or big it may seem) it is you have to say.
+10000! We thank you from the bottom of our hearts and appreciate your bravery!
DeleteAs near as I can figure out, a "global apology" from her entails rolling all of her bullshit into a giant ball, and dumping it on Facebook.
ReplyDeleteWhat would be great is that if a couple of people who filled out police reports would release them. Or the gist, noting that they DID fill out police reports.
ReplyDeleteI hope people are paying attention to what the police have in evidence and testimony from them. There is a lot that could disappear or change.
DeleteCell phones can be retrieved.
That vid is awesome!
ReplyDeleteShe looks like Sybil.
Can't you hear her? "Sybil bybil"
G -
ReplyDeleteHave to wonder what is going on with TMZ. No postings as far as I know. It would seem the story is getting out in front of them and they will be left with nothing new. Strange.
Pat Padrnos
A few days back, Palin jokingly apologized on FOX’s “Hannity” Show for costing John McCain the 2008 election, when in reality McCain would have probably lost by a larger margin to Barack Obama, if not for Palin.
ReplyDeleteNorville: She should be so grateful to John McCain, nobody would know who she is, there would be no reality show for Bristol, there would be no moose hunting show on the Sportsman’s channel.
So, should Palin be “so grateful” to John “I love Amnesty” McCain for putting her on the map?
Read more at http://shark-tank.com/2014/09/15/deborah-norville-digs-at-sarah-palin-during-radio-show-appearance/#Zz5KwOww7EWp0HbU.99
What is she doing? Scared someone will see her digging in her belly button? Or true Trig spot and scared that she forgot the sponge bob pillow. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI want the next post back! It is really good and I didn't finish reading it. Refreshed IM and it's gone!
ReplyDeleteWhat was the name of the title?
DeleteJesse Thaddeus* Griffin:
ReplyDeleteI am an old, fat, black woman. My heart cannot take this! So kindly dispense with the mystery and tell us who is going to make sure we are all vindicated regarding a little matter concerning a pregnancy that never was.
(Is it CBJ? Did she find a spine somewhere in that clinic she skulks in and out of?)
* Made up middle name for hollerin' purposes. Southerners will understand.
Haha Nyah- I'm an old fat Italian woman and though I disagree sometimes with Gryphen I adore his willingness to put it all out there as he sees it. Now Gryph, please put it all out there before two old ladies keel over.
Delete"Jesse Thaddeus* Griffin"
Deleteif that's even his real name, which, seriously, I guarantee you, it is not
Gryphen, as you know, I'm waiting for a call from the producers of the "Stretch Hummer, Alaska P.I." web series to find out if I'll be writing for the show. Pretty heady stuff for a guy whose most impressive writing gig so far is "assistant obit writer" at the East St. Louis Half Penny Saver! At least if I get the Stretch Hummer job I'll be paid in actual food stamps which is awesome, right?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, while I wait to hear if I got the job, here's some shit trolls like to say:
IM commenters
- are haters, nasty, suckers, illiterate, bad, a waste of space, uncaring, layabouts, immature, bored, dumb, seriously disturbed, tactless, pieces of filth, rolling in ignorance, classless, ignorant, jealous, bullies, mean, unhappy, liars, slanderers, pathetic, losers, liberal...
- don't know her, minimize people, demean people, attack people with no real problems, spread false myths on blogs out of hate, sound stupid, srop at nothng to destroy people, need a mental purge, don't have lives...
- should get lives, grow up, shut up, go away...
"She", (who must not be named),
- is nice, down to earth, far from the worst, close, warm, owns your lives, real, not seedy, functioning, well adjusted, valley trash, caring, gracious, employed, generous, busy, sweet, non-judgmental, sunshine on a gloomy day, the best mom, treats staff well, gives encouragement, hard working, private, inteelajunt, living vibrantly, happy...
"Gryphen"
- is probably not even his real name, delusional, victimizing since 2009, sincerely stupid, matters not, writes in ignorance with hateful creativity, closeminded, not a psychologist, blackhearted...
- doesnt live in reality, doesnt know her, doesnt know any of the people who actually KNOW her, tries to ruin people, is criminal, not a great father, a lying putz, judgmental, just ignorant, revels in ignorance, knows nothing
IM blog
- is a cesspool, a defunct blog that nobody reads (tho it curiously has 24.5 million page views)
I feel sorry for you. smh
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Beldy, the "Alaskan Stretch Hummer PI"? What a stroke of genius! Do keep us informed, and if you need any references, You can count on Anita, Deal?
DeleteDeal.
DeleteAnita, the protagonist is named Stretch Hummer and he's a private investigator/undercover agent traveling the world's high stakes professional dogsled racing circuit with his faithful lead dog, Paddlefoot and his faithful Inuit companion Nanook. Of the North.
Each episode will feature a different exotic racing location, a different exotic beautiful young woman and a different challenging mystery to solve, many of which will undoubtedly hold the future of the Free World in the balance.
Stretch is a world-weary Grenada invasion combat vet with curable PTSD and incurable athlete's foot. He carries a Walther PPK .32 caliber plaid finish pistol in a thigh holster and his favorite drink is called a Seedless Grape: 1 part Gatorade, 1 part rubbing alcohol, 1 part wet vermouth and 2 drops of Zippo(tm) brand lighter fluid.
He rides a 3 engined motorcycle modeled after Russ Collin's "Atchison, Topeka and Sante Fe" 70's era dragster. Just like his women, the bike is fast as hell, smokes badly and almost kills him every time he tries to ride her.
If I get the writing job Im gonna pitch his catch phrase as "If I'd known YOU'D be here, I would have worn my OTHER shoes..." Trust me, it'll grow on you.
"A dog shows up, Palin doesn’t know who it belongs to, maybe one of her daughters: Spank or Roadrash. One of them." Oh my. I'll be giggling at this all week.
ReplyDeleteIt's a shame this got lost in the "big news" of the week. That GIF is priceless! She's playing with "little mic" while shifting from hemorrhoid to hemorrhoid while playing with her blouse. What's she got, a tic tac in her navel?? Or is she just teasing the two jewish boys who randomly walked in? What a moron !!!!
ReplyDeleteNo! Looks like Sarah Palin is masturbating with her left hand in the second picture.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she should apologize to her poor deluded minions.
ReplyDeleteShe had a chance to run in the 2012 elections and decided to sit it out and milk more $$$ from her rubes.