Wonkette is very disappointed with Sarah Palin's grifter work ethic. Seriously, is she even TRYING to live off of other people's stupidity anymore?

"Immigration. According to a new Center for Immigration Studies (A conservative organization. And you know how THEY are with statistics.) report, 41 million immigrants, legal and illegal combined, now live in the United States, that’s a big chunk of the population.

We all agree America was built by immigrants and hard working LEGAL immigrants, they're some of our most valued and valuable citizens. We also know though that we've had years of stagnant wages and tens of millions of Americans face unemployment and under employment. (Is she advocating for a raise in the minimum wage?)

Millions are so discouraged that really they've just given up looking for work. Do you know what that does to a culture? Much less an economy? I also know that we have terrorist enemies for whom our open borders, they're a tempting target. (Oh yeah it is not only the loss of jobs that we can blame on border security, it is also potential terrorist attacks. Boo!)  If we have trouble maintaining high wages for blue collar workers why are we allowing cheaper foreign workers to come here ILLEGALLY, to compete with Americans for scarce jobs, Mr. President? When we're at war with radical Jihadists why are we barely monitoring our borders? (Has she even BEEN to the border?) We're allowing huge increases in immigrants from terror exporting countries right? Like Saudi Arabia and Pakistan? (Is this a question, or are these facts that she pulled out of her ass?)

When I say that we're experiencing a flood of immigration I mean it. (Oooh, she means it.) The population of immigrants has soared by ten million, since just the year 2000. I am thankful, I know you are too, that we live in a country that welcomes immigrants. But illegal immigration, it hurts Americans of every race, every background, and we can't continue to allow unrestricted, illegal immigration, through our open borders, and unenforced overstayed visas. (We are doing none of that, but it really might help if Congress was not always cutting the funding for border security.)

We're not enforcing immigration laws that are already on the books. (Wrong!) Our prosperity, and our security, they depend on a reasonable immigration policy, And open borders, they're simply insane. (Ah, finally a topic that she understands.) It's especially insane when it's coupled with a growing welfare state. An expanding welfare state, open border, that's a recipe for bankruptcy of a country. (This President saved us from bankruptcy you crazy bitch!)

Our President now promising that he is going to wait until after the midterm elections to ram down America's throat, his comprehensive immigration reform, that he's going to do to us whether Congress acts or not. We need to ask the President, and I wish some ballsy reporter would ask the President this instead of some softball questions that he's always given. (Okay my hypocrisy meter just burst into flames.) 'If it's so good Mr. President. If your immigration reform policies that are coming our way, if they're so good, so great for the economy, great for middle class workers, great for society as a whole, great for the idea of obeying laws in America, if it's so great why are you too chicken to do it before the midterm elections?' (She's know exactly wh yhe has to wait, and it is NOT because the policy is bad.)  Because you know, you are going to do this to America against the will of the people. And open borders make no sense in a world where deadly diseases now, and terrorists can breach borders and cause immense harm. It's time, now it's past time, for the President to secure our borders."

So to be clear we are now under attack by, not only terrorists crossing an "unsecured border" but also diseases that are floating across to kill Americans in their sleep.

Damn am I glad I never had this lunatic read me a bedtime story.

This video of course came to us from the great folks over at Wonkette, who find themselves a little disappointed in the Sarah Palin Channel's output:

In the last seven days, the Sarah Palin Channel has published exactly nine minutes and twenty-eight seconds of content. Three minutes of that total is “Behind the Scenes” reels, one of which centers on Sarah going to a barn in North Carolina last year (it was Billy Graham’s barn, and it was a very boring visit). That means Palin’s team produced about six minutes of content in the last week, so yes, this is probably the laziest political grift we’ve ever covered in our short time as Yr Wonket. But by the same token, it is also the most ruthlessly efficient. 

Here’s where we see Palin’s efficiency on display. There is no superfluous movement as she pivots from “OMG SO MANY IMMIGRANTS” to “years of stagnant wages,” to our decadent and declining culture. There’s no attempt to explain how these numbers connect with each other, and certainly no attempt to provide a plausible explanation for how low-wage immigrants have driven down the incomes and work ethics of middle-wage workers with whom they don’t compete. Yet somehow, all these economic dominoes have lined up to crush the American worker’s last iota of moral fortitude. How? It’s simple commonsense, and you’d know that if you weren’t a Dumbocrat liberal. 

This is Palin’s American dream — a place where anything is possible, including the weaponization of Ebola. In Sarah Palin’s American dream, the possibilities are limitless so long as you were born here and don’t have a funny last name. And as regards the tired, poor, huddled masses, Sarah’s not opposed to their yearning, necessarily – she just wants to make sure all that breathing won’t spread disease or convert anyone to Islam. 

And this, THIS is the woman who still gets invited to provide political commentary on Fox News, and whose endorsements are still welcomed by a desperate few.

Yes I'm looking at you Bill Walker.