As Boston is crushed under more than eight feet of snow, with the city’s all-time record just a few frigid inches away, the people of Anchorage 3,372 miles away can also unequivocally say, “We’ve never seen a winter quite like this.”
As of Friday, less than an inch had fallen here in February. The joke on the streets is that the two cities have swapped winters.
“You give us your snow, and we’ll give you the Palins,” said Nina Walker, the manager of a downtown gift shop called Once in a Blue Moose.
That pretty much sums up the opinion of the Palins by the vast majority of my fellow Alaskans.
Hell speaking for myself I would gladly trade them for just one snowflake, and still think I came out ahead on the deal.
As desperate as Boston is now with all of the snow, your offer is a tough one. But Bostonian's aren't stupid, they know snow is only temporary but Palin is forever.
ReplyDeleteWe'll gladly send all our snow to Alaska, on the condition that Alaska keep the Palins in perpetuity.
DeleteI'm not sure why some Alaskans are complaining about the lack of snow, it's been absolutely glorious these last two snow free winters! I feel like I've spend a few years in Seattle without ever having to leave home!
DeleteAccording to The Weather Channel, the extreme and constant jet stream (now finally shifting some) that gave us this bizarre and, at least in the eastern half of the country, such wintery weather was a product of unusually warm Pacific Ocean temperatures. And the storms that buried New England in snow were aided and abetted by unusually warm Atlantic Ocean temperatures. Given the extremely cold winter that we in northwestern Lower Michigan have had (our average February temperature was 9.6 degrees F), I'll contribute about 10 degrees to Anchorage to add to the snow on offer from Boston.
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Hell I live in Txas and I'll give Alaska -10 degrees, this is the third cooler winter for here in a row.
DeleteAlaska you couldn't give Sarah Palin away even if you stuffed her old hoohah with gold and diamonds.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is damaged goods going back to the Katie Couric Massacre.
ReplyDeleteDo you mean "vast" rather than cast?
ReplyDeleteNot "case majority" but "vast" majority, I think you meant to write.
ReplyDeleteI live in Texas, we have both Rick Perry the Stupid and Ted Cruz the Religious Zealot - believe me, I would rather have these two idiots than the Palin clan down here!
Alaska, Glenn Rice didn't take Sarah with him back to Michigan after meeting up at Sarah's sister's dorm room.
ReplyDeleteWhat does that tell you?
She's bad in the sack?
DeleteWhat does that tell you?
DeleteSarah uses too much teeth
That meant Todd got Glenn's sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, etc.
DeleteHe wore several condoms and didn't impregnate her even though she tried to bite a hole through them.
DeleteThere was plenty of ripe tuna in the lower 48?
DeleteOkay Sarah, heads you win and I take you to Michigan, tails Alaska loses and they get to keep you.
ReplyDeleteBut Glenn I don't spit.
Heads - Sarah wins and finally gets her African-American lumbersexual.
ReplyDeleteTails - Todd loses and gets stretched out Sarah
ITS TAILS! Glenn wins
nonymous5:29 AM
ReplyDeleteAlaska, Glenn Rice didn't take Sarah with him back to Michigan after meeting up at Sarah's sister's dorm room.
What does that tell you?
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Fuck that means Sarah stays here in Alaska but will quit whatever she's doing in Alaska if she gets a chance to be on tv.
Stop begging, we'll flip for it!
ReplyDeleteHeads - Sarah wins and moves to Michigan with Glenn
Tails - Sarah loses and stays in Alaska
I hope its heads, I so don't want to stay in Alaska
-Louise Sarah
McCain needs to definitely win the 2008 presidential election. "I so don't want to go back to Alaska,"
-Sarah Palin
BWAHAHAHA Sarah is lost. She is now rejected by Glen Rice, Brad Hanson, and Joe Schmidt. Face it, Sarah Palin you are a loser and your true age is showing. Fake wigs, inflated titties, spray tans, and padded butts are all for show. You still have to face your true self in the mirror.
DeleteI feel bad for Glen. Poor guy. I think it's safe to say, we've all made mistakes. You know, that whole being stupid while young thingy.
DeleteEver woke up, looked around and said, Oh no I didn't?
I can not imagine being connected to super bitch like that.
6:34 Silly, you know she doesn't have mirrors. She can't see her reflection in one.
We definitely do NOT want Sarah Palin in Michigan. Not at all. Never. Never. Never.
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Glenn seems fine with it. An older woman (than he at the time), threw herself at him. He got some sex without any obligation.
DeleteYou have to wonder how many other men got the same from young Sarah Heath.
Dimwitted tawd, the cuckold, lol.
DeleteWhy is it that whenever Sarah goes to the lower 48 she comes back.
ReplyDeleteWhy does she tease us like that?
Wonder why she stays there as she's so loved. Me thinks she's very busy keeping the dust swept under the rug. Not talking about her stinky wig either.
ReplyDeleteBristol is just like her mama. They both go to the lower 48 in hopes of getting a reality show and living the good life but they end up getting rejected and have to come back to Wasilla with their tails between their legs.
ReplyDeleteThat's a lie. Bristol wasn't rejected in the lower 48.
ReplyDeleteBristol is the one who rejected Maks
@6:12 AM Early morning troll from UNITED STATES can't handle the truth! Bristol has not rejected any 'DICK' that she thought she had a chance to get.
Deletelol
DeleteShe hasn't rejected much either.
I hear Bristol is available to take dictation most anywhere anytime. amirite?
6:12 There you go, accusing others of lying. YOU are the liar. I know, let's end this right here and now. PROVE it! You can't, because you are lying.
DeleteJust because YOU believe something is true DOES NOT make it true. You can repeat the same shit forever and it will NOT make it true because you say so.
What meds do you take for your brain damage? Ever think about trying something else?
Bristol tried her pathetic best, but we just don't care for her or her brand of bubble-headed hubris.
DeleteNo she hasn't been, every man in Arizona bars has had a go at drunk bristol. But Maks turned the ignorant piece of trash down, I guess bristol needs to stick with drunks that think a 2 looks like a 10 at two in the morning.
DeleteHe said she wasn't rich enough to have anything to do with. He was kind enough to not point out she wasn't attractive enough either.
Deletewe should threaten Isis with sending them sarah to bring them Her flavor of Christianity. wonder how long she'd last?
ReplyDeleteFrom the Atlantic Provinces here, and having experienced the same systems Boston has, and more, our snow banks are so high we feel like mice in a maze when driving in the streets.
ReplyDeleteI think the hubris of Palin, with her ever need to paint AK as a snow fairy's delight, with soft flakes and infinite white powder has a lot of people laughing at her. She and Todd Palin acted like they thought that winter was invented for Alaska.
As far as the climate, something is amiss. It is getting very extreme.
http://laughingatgod.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bill-oreilly-at-his-best.jpg
ReplyDeleteGryphen, Gryphen, Gryphen! I asked you to take our GA snow back to AK, but you ignored me.
ReplyDeleteThink I 've had more than you, and I know barely 10 miles N of me, they've had lots more than me, thus lots more than you.
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OT but it looks like ISIS had their new graphics built by SarahPac.
ReplyDeleteWhen you want to threaten the lives of the Twitter founder and all it's employees just call Mrs. Palin, she has a tried and true method.
ISIS definitely ran with it and used this graphic as their warning:
http://www.valuewalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twtr-ISIS.jpg
Yes it looks like they are borrowing from Mrs. Palin.
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Heck,we had 4 inches of snow in Louisiana the other day!! But no,we still won't take her off your hands.
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