Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Awash in paranoid conspiracy theories Texas Governor orders state guard to monitor federal military during maneuvers over fear they are a ruse for Obama to impose martial law. Nope, not a joke.

Courtesy of Dallas News:  

Gov. Greg Abbott on Tuesday ordered the Texas State Guard to monitor federal military exercises in the state, responding to citizen fears, stoked by online conspiracy theories, that the maneuvers are a ruse to impose martial law. 

Operation Jade Helm 15 is a large-scale training operation scheduled for elite military forces, such as the Navy SEALS and Green Berets. The operation will involve about 1,200 personnel operating in Southwestern states including Texas from July 15 to Sept. 15. 

Fears about the exercise have roiled for weeks online. Several websites, videos and Twitter users have argued that it is really a federal takeover of hostile states, including the confiscation of guns. To address those concerns, Abbott instructed Maj. Gen. Gerald “Jake” Betty, commander of the Texas State Guard, to keep a watch over the exercises and help keep local law enforcement agencies and their citizens informed. “During the training operation, it is important that Texans know their safety, constitutional right, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed,” Abbott told Betty in a letter Tuesday.

This decision has understandably shocked some of the more rational Texans.

The Texas Democratic Party questioned the judgment of Abbott, a Republican, for giving countenance to questions about the military’s integrity and credence to “the most extreme right” aspects of his party. 

“If the governor truly respects the men and women of our armed forces, both national and Texan, he shouldn’t make public policy and operational decisions on the basis of tea party Internet chatter or the rants of conspiracy theorists,” said party spokesman Manny Garcia.

So to be clear Abbott is asking the State Guard to keep tabs on a force that will number among the thousands and include members from numerous branches of the military.

Which begs the question, what would the State Guard do IF the feds were actually planning to take over?

Currently the Texas State Guard consists of six Civil Affairs Regiments, two Air Wings, a Medical Brigade and a Maritime Regiment.

I mean I don't care if every member of the Guard believes themselves to be personification of Rambo himself, the American military routinely overthrows governments and captures dictators without raising a sweat.

If they really wanted to take over Texas, which of course they have no intention of doing, they would simply take over Texas.

By the way this operation, Jade Helm, is not just in Texas. It is also taking place in Arizona, New Mexico, Utah and Colorado.

At least so far none of the other governors have allowed themselves to be frightened into making fools of themselves. 

61 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:35 PM

    By giving the rumors any credence this dipstick is very likely to get somebody hurt - rivilian or military. I hope he's held accountable for it.

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  2. Anonymous4:40 PM

    This could turn interesting if The Oathkeepers decide to take action!

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  3. Anonymous4:44 PM

    The paranoid ignorance of the RW is bottomless.

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  4. Balzafiar4:51 PM

    Greg Abbott has been power hungry for a long, long time. Perhaps due to his own inadequacies, I believe.

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  5. Anonymous4:52 PM

    What in blazes is going on in this country that we are so infested with such paranoid stupidity?
    UN-REAL!!!
    M from MD

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  6. Anonymous4:53 PM

    If they were planning a takeover, it would be so much easier to just cut off fed aid to Texas. Poof!

    Mildred

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    1. Anonymous5:21 PM

      Mildred, why is it that it's always the southern states sucking this country dry? I second your suggestion to cut off aid to Texas and add Arizona, Alabama, and Mississippi to the list, as well.

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    2. Anonymous5:09 AM

      Mildred, I'm starting a new political party on the platform "MAKE them secede!!"

      It will be called the "Don't Let The Door Hit You" party. I would be honored if you would agree to be a charter member....

      As a native New Yorker and now a happy Coloradan, I'm beyond tired of this ignorant-and-somehow-always-southern persecution crap.

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    3. Anonymous6:14 AM

      Colorado has its share of tea party loons in office and voting.

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  7. Anonymous4:58 PM

    It is so embarrassing to be a native Texan & lifelong Democrat like myself. Greg Abbott is quickly proving himself to be just as dangerously crazed as his predecessor, Little Ricky Perry.

    Isabel

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    1. Anonymous6:17 PM

      Eve.n worse than Perry. I read an ariticle that said Abbott was Perry on steriods snd without the charm, so there you go. It is embarassing to be a thinking Texan. I would move if my husband would agree to go, but he refuses. Abbott is a bone fide Koch whore.

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    2. Anonymous6:25 PM

      Your husband refuses to leave Texas? That's terrible. Why?

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    3. Anonymous10:40 PM

      6:25 mind your own business nosy fiddling lady.

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    4. Anonymous6:15 AM

      10:40, your response was uncalled for.

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  8. Anonymous5:09 PM

    That man should be embarrassed. How ridiculous!

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  9. Okay, this is the state that could have had Wendy Davis, but went for this genius instead...? I'm not gonna blame the crazies here; we know to expect from them. Blame the Democrats and liberals who were too busy sitting on their asses last November 4.

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    1. Anonymous9:20 PM

      The ID laws didn't help

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  10. Anonymous5:16 PM

    I'm sure Saint Reagan would have been delighted to have had State National Guard forces "monitoring" Federal Armed forces.

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  11. Anonymous5:16 PM

    Hey Governor Abbott! BOO! Sissy Girly Man! Go hide under your wheelchair.

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  12. Anonymous5:17 PM

    Texas, you should have voted Wendy Davis in.

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  13. Anonymous5:19 PM

    Full Monte Cray-Cray is in the house.....big time....and beyond...

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  14. Anonymous5:23 PM

    Can't wait to hear what Cruz and the rest of the Texass federal delgation has to say about this. Don't they have some of their reps and senators on key committees that would know about this?

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  15. Anonymous5:25 PM

    I live in neighboring New Mexico and am proud to say that our (republican) Governor Martinez has not fed the crazy, even though our state is the birthplace of the Sarah Palin Earthquake Movement. I read c4p regularly and they allow this paranoid wing nut crap to thrive there. It proves how delusional and incapable their are of intelligent reasoning.

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  16. Anonymous5:48 PM

    Well NC isn't doing so hot either:

    NC GOP bills would require teaching Koch principles while banning teachers’ political views in class

    Republican-sponsored bills introduced in the North Carolina state Senate this month would force high schools to teach students about conservative principles before they can graduate while silencing the political opinions of teachers in the classroom.

    According to NC Policy Watch, the state Senate Education Committee debated for “less than two minutes” before passing SB 524, which would require all high schools to teach a semester course called “Founding Principles of the United States” as a prerequisite for graduation.

    The class, which would replace “American History I,” includes lessons on civics that mirror a bill being pushed by the Koch brothers-backed American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC).

    Students would be required by law to learn about:

    http://www.rawstory.com/2015/04/nc-gop-bills-would-require-teaching-koch-principles-while-banning-teachers-political-views-in-class/

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    1. Anonymous6:23 PM

      I'm glad I got out of that assbackwards state.

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    2. Anonymous6:42 PM

      You know, coming up on my 40th HS reunion in July, back in the day we were taught facts, not opinions nor rewriting to an agenda.

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    3. Anonymous9:08 AM

      Really 6:42? Just the facts. Did you learn how to think? Did you learn how to determine fact from opinion? What a clueless clod to be happy just learning the "facts."

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  17. Anonymous5:49 PM

    President Trump?

    http://www.rawstory.com/2015/04/donald-trump-tells-parents-in-iowa-i-have-great-restraint-for-not-insulting-your-baby/

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  18. Anonymous5:49 PM

    Sane Texans should be insisting he step down and check into a mental health clinic. What a fuc_ing maroon!

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    1. Anonymous6:20 PM

      Unfortunately, the insane Texans are louder.

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  19. Anonymous5:52 PM

    Ummmm...how can the federal government 'take over' Texas when it's ALREADY A STATE??????????

    These idiots make my head hurt.

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  20. Anonymous5:52 PM

    I took a moment to e-mail two of Bastrop County's commissioners (Bastrop County is the epicenter of the Krazy in this rumor) and ask them where I can get some of whatever it is that they're smoking.

    Tom, in FL

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  21. Anonymous5:53 PM

    Well, if worse comes to worse.. I hope it won't be PPV; I think this should be free to watch.......you know... like c-span.

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  22. I needed a good laugh before bed.

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  23. Anonymous6:37 PM

    I would like to point out that the Nat'l Guard has no rights to access any military base unless they are invited on. And if you didn't already know it, Abbot is a loser.

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  24. Anonymous6:37 PM

    Roboticists unveil their latest creepily realistic humanoid - and it bears a striking resemblance to Sarah Palin

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3060514/Roboticists-unveil-latest-creepily-realistic-humanoid-bears-striking-resemblance-Sarah-Palin.html

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  25. Anonymous6:39 PM

    Nice try, Gryphen. Apparently you and your libtard blog buddies fail to remember a little state known as... oh... I don't know.... SOUTH UTAH!!!! Yeah, that's right, buddy boy, sounds familiar now, doesnt it. How convenient that Obama uses the raging American Ebola epidemic to distract patriots from noticing HE JUST WIPED AN ENTIRE STATE OFF THE MAP WITH JACK BOOTED FEDERAL STORMTROOPERS SO THAT MICHELLE OBAMA COULD HAVE A PLACE TO SUNBATHE PRIVATELY IN THE NUDE!!!

    You can mock George H.W. BUSH and his matronly wife, but I guaran-damn-tee you that Barbara Bush never sunbathed in the nude!!!

    Everyone I know had relatives, acquaintances or imaginary childhood friends living in South Utah and all of the sudden THEY ARE GONE!!! WHAT DID OBAMA DO WITH THEM??? AND WHAT ABOUT THE FAMOUS SOUTH UTAHAN ROADSIDE ATTRACTIONS???? THE WORLD"S LARGEST BALL OF USED DENTAL FLOSS??? THE SMALLEST GIANT RED BANDED ARMADILLO??? THE FIBERGLASS STATUE OF PAUL BUNION AND HIS BLUE SOX, GABE?????? EVERYTHING IS GONE!!!

    So, the next time a loopy governor of a loopy state like Texas dons his tin-foil Chapeau of Doom and dreams up ridiculous threats from the black man in the White House remind yourself of the Massacre of South Utah and thank Jeebus you weren't a victim of Obama's treachery. And pro tanning agenda, also too.

    b

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    1. Anonymous7:19 PM

      @ 6:39 PM:
      You are so stupid! ROFLMAO!!!

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    2. Anonymous7:24 PM

      What can you say, Beldar, the Blue Sox were probably caused by a whole lotta no toe washin' or genrul bathin' because pure and all. You shulda seen them sphesul undiez.

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    3. Anonymous7:44 PM

      No, you are, 7:19 PM.
      The latest victim of Beldar The Magnificent!
      ROFLMAO likewise!

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    4. angela7:46 PM

      6:29 Beldar?----I love you.

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    5. Balzafiar7:48 PM

      '...I guaran-damn-tee you that Barbara Bush never sunbathed in the nude!!!'

      People and their pets everywhere are eternally grateful for that, I assure you.

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    6. Anonymous7:49 PM

      Oh my @7:19 - you've been punked by our very own Beldar J. Conehead, a semi-regular and much beloved poster around these here parts.

      BJC is just the OPPOSITE of stupid! Now go back and read it again. You will find it even funnier now that you are in on the joke.

      Oh, and "b", if indeed that is your REAL initial, thank you!

      JJ

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    7. Anonymous8:28 PM

      JJ - nothing about Beldar is real.

      bjc

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  26. Why don't we just do ourselves a big GD favor and secede Texas instead of waiting for them to do it. Can we do that, please?
    I know that's kind of bass akwards, but who cares, give 'em back to Mexico.

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    1. Anonymous7:31 PM

      Actually Obama has already traded Texas for a giant piñata, a sombrero, and adornos for his limo.
      The federal troops are just there to adjust the border line.
      Vaya con estúpidos Texicans!

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    2. Anonymous10:16 PM

      What? No tequila?

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  27. Anonymous7:01 PM

    Thanks all those Dems who were too busy to vote last election. "Someone else'll do it" doesn't count. GOTV, get fired up.

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  28. Anonymous7:01 PM

    O/T
    http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2014/12/new-york-times-prosecute-cheney-200279.html?ml=po

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  29. Anonymous7:02 PM

    Idiots:

    http://a5.img.talkingpointsmemo.com/image/upload/w_652/d6ggodr16bp8tvjzgeef.jpg

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  30. Anonymous7:03 PM

    Greg Abbott is such a pitiful little puta.

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    1. Hey!!!! My ex is a puta (and I can't believe I'm going to say this) but I'm here to defend her and say "take that back". You defame her. ;-)

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  31. Anonymous8:10 PM

    Why would anyone want to live in the State of Texas with that idiot running it? Oh! Forgot it is majority Republican with the exception of the City of Austin!

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  32. Anonymous8:27 PM

    So sorry Jonathan! I am sure Greg A is a much bigger puta ;-)

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  33. Anonymous9:29 PM

    Everyone was warned about Greg Abbott, but voted for the idiot anyway! Shame on those of you who didn't go out and vote against him! We''re in a helluva mess! I can't wait to leave!

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  34. Anonymous9:57 PM

    THIS is the clown that won out over the brilliant woman who ran as a Democrat?

    Texas is getting what it deserves.

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  35. Anonymous10:30 PM

    This declartion clearly makes Abbot the smartest person in texas... The rest are in a coma or dead.

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  36. Anonymous4:28 AM

    I'd like to see the federal government remove all federal facilities, other than prisons, from Texas. All those military bases, all those NASA installations - out of there. And all of that federal taxpayer money too.
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous8:28 AM

      Prisons too! Remember they start in kindergarten...for those who go..the contractors must be included as well.."FUCK Ya All"

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    2. Anonymous8:55 AM

      The Federal prison system is MUCH of the problem with us all. Bully, Bully, Execute..FUCK THAT!!!
      It's Like leaving the Fox to GUARD the Hen house..

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  37. Anonymous11:23 AM

    Good flipping God. These nutcases will get someone killed over their delusional paranoia. In 2008, someone near to fear, Alaska's very own card-carrying member of the NRA (National Republicans Asylum) made questionable and unsubstantiated remarks concerning a Democratic opponent just to incite the knuckle draggers that flocked to see her. Paranoid delusion syndrome. It permeates the Christian conservative Republicans.

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