Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Ammosexual security blanket.

I bet he is still afraid of his own shadow.

20 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:59 AM

    When insecurities run amok....

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    1. Anonymous6:47 AM

      When one's penis feels so small, one must compensate.

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  2. Randall3:21 AM

    To those who get a sense of being some kind of hero by standing in front of your recruiter's with a weapon...
    keep in mind that your irrational anything-goes interpretation of the 2nd Amendment allows for OTHER crazy people to acquire and own sniper rifles, too.
    Think about that.

    I live in South DaCrazyKota and damn near EVERY (male) adult I know owns firearms.
    Friends, relatives, acquaintances...
    Pistol(s), shotgun(s), rifles powerful enough to bring down an elk. Hell, I have one friend who owns a rifle powerful enough to bring down a buffalo. (.50 cal)
    THAT bad-boy kicks like a mule, too - lemme tellya...

    But my point is: not one of these responsible gun-owners - these people who know what a bullet can do to meat - that I've talked to has a problem with background checks.
    Not.
    One.

    Keep guns out of the hands of crazy people.

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    1. Anonymous5:40 AM

      We must assume anyone with a gun is completely unstable unless they can prove otherwise.

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    2. Anonymous11:06 AM

      Innocent until proven guilty there snowflake, what is wrong with you morons who think every gun should be outlawed?

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  3. Anonymous3:26 AM

    Looks quite uncomfortable.

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  4. Anonymous3:33 AM

    At some point, he's going to have a sexy dream, start grabbing at the wrong piece of "hot steel" and..... another perfectly good couch is added to the list of serviceable furniture wasted. Sad, tragic even.

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  5. Connie3:42 AM

    I totally do not want to be in his house when he rolls over.

    As for a freedom blanket? Yeah, right. Everyone knows covers in and of themselves are magic. Inside the covers? Safe. Outside? Not so much.

    And this guy says he needs weapons. Ha! For my ace number one protection system while sleeping I'll stick with my patchwork quilt before I ever try a blanket of weapons. Yeesh! Roll over and blow your foot off or worse, the cat.

    ;P

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    1. Anonymous9:04 AM

      Ewww! Who'd want to blow a cat?

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    2. @9:04 am, another cat?

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    3. More like freedom blankie.

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  6. Anonymous5:18 AM

    Let's hope no one with a gun breaks in. This dude would never have time to sort out the tangle. Extra points for the crotch positioning though.

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  7. Anonymous5:32 AM

    Is that a picture of Dakota's buddy Mat Best? Looks like him.
    You know one of the guys who is going to star in their movie!
    They collected almost $900,000 for that ridiculous project.
    What a waste of money!

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    1. Anonymous7:00 AM

      Send a link?

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    2. Anonymous10:03 AM

      https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/range-15-movie#/story

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  8. Anonymous6:00 AM

    I prefer this kind of security blanket...

    https://www.facebook.com/lovemeowfanpage/photos/a.108765433196.92919.105789098196/10153235601298197/?type=1

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  9. Sharon6:36 AM

    Great image....pretty much sums it up. The NRA would never have been so successful without the 24/7 aid of Fox of instilling this very deep fear.....pretty much of everything since Obama.
    I think it has really exposed the substantial mass of ignorant, low information sheep in this country (otherwise known as Republicans) and frankly, its embarrassing. This election season is no longer funny....its downright pathetic.

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  10. Hey! Brisdull.
    There's a fellow fer ya'!

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  11. fromthediagonal7:20 AM

    Afraid of his own shadow, the monster under the bed and those in the closet, which is why he has to sleep on the couch.

    I hope this was staged, but then, what do I know?

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  12. Anita Winecooler6:10 PM

    Drop your rosary, Brancy, your prayers have been answered! This one's a keeper!!!

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