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Wednesday, March 09, 2016
Comedian Natasha Leggero not only nails Bristol Palin's "fame" BS but predicted what a Donald Trump presidential campaign would look like. (NSFW language.)
The only correction I have is that Bristol was not working in a dentist's office when she was offered the DWTS gig. She was "working" for the same dermatologist who she is "working" for today.
Yes, she is spot on. Bristol should have never been on DWTS. She wasn't famous for anything, could not dance at all and was just silly. Well she did manage to get pregnant during her DWTS time if that counts for anything. I wonder where that baby disappeared to. Like her mom said, "God is giving Bristol 3rd, 4th and 5th chances..." How come the media isn't just saying what everyone knows: She's a slut! That's right I said it, a slut. If Bristol was a minority she would have been slut-shamed and put out of commission a long time ago. The same with her mother. But they keep getting these free passes. Talk about white privilege... But I think there downfall is imminent. Sometimes it just takes karma a little time to get around to you...
Haven't heard much from Sara lately other than her FB b.s. She was in the news and on TV a lot in the last few months and then everything came to a screeching halt. Is this the end of ole' Sara? No more Jake Tapper interviews, no more Fox interviews, no more stumppin' for Trump, Arizona house still on the market, book sales in the toilet, no CPAC this year, no paid speeches, SaraPAC busted. Yeah, it looks like she's on the downward spiral.
I never heard of this comedian but I love her! Excellent! I'm still laughing. Gryph brings us the best entertainment!! This is my favorite blog and I visit daily so I don't miss a thing from him. I also love all the people that comment here!!! You guys rock- love the snark, sarcasm and smackdowns. No matter how much we loathe the palin tribe, anything Gryph posts about them recieves 3 times more hits than anything else.
If any one of us saw these extremely negative comments about us or our kids, we'd be horrified and embarrassed! I'd cry every single day if my kids were mocked and hated as the palins are. Yet, they continue the disgraceful behavior which triggers the justified reactions from the public. I often wonder how Brissybabymaker handles it - does she even understand the reality here? Does she realize the long term damage here? Does she even care about the impact this has on her kids in the future? Like I said, we'd all be mortified if it happened to us!
It's beyond my understanding how ANY mother can sacrifice the wellbeing of her own kids in this way. It's difficult for me to have sympathy for Brissypants when she brings it on herself - from the time she invested in surgery to rearrange her face, inserted a new chin, wrote an embarrassing book of lies and attacks on Levi, her icky reality show that flopped, her lies and dispicable behavior when Levi tried to see his son, her ridiculous fishlip pictures, awkward failure on DWTS, attacks against Levi's sister and others, the drunken brawl and her comments about $300 sunglasses, fake job, and on and on and on.
All of the palins are trash. I'm so glad scarah proved numerous times since 2008 how dispicable, stupid, scheming and fucked up she is - along with proving how much of an asshole McCain was, is and will always be. Old buzzard needs a punch in the face.
I agree, Sharon, and don't forget all in the name of their "god." They somehow think, as many do, because it's "politics," it's all okay and they're forgiven for it when nothing could be further from the truth.
I agree with every word, Sharon. I've never seen a mother put her needs before her kids, and publish the dumbest, most inane junk about them on public media. The kids are the ones who suffer most because they have no say on what gets exposed (e.g. birthdates different on hospital photos, a son who flips the bird and uses anti gay slurs while his mom and aunt laugh their asses off etc. etc. etc.
Instead of doing the christian thing and saying "look who I helped today", everything is about her, her chin, her fish lips and her lies. Look what I got, a house, a car, a pontoon boat, a rash, etc etc etc"
Bristles, you still have a ways to go to catch up to Courtney Stodden . I wouldn't be trying to "keep up with Kardashians just yet,too hard eh? Ya gots to know your limitations girl!
Correction, Natasha: A wet cabbage has way more personality than Brissy and a higher IQ. However, if you boil it, it smells like her.
ReplyDeleteDAMN!!! That was spot on funny!
ReplyDeleteShe nailed the Stool! LMAO!
DeleteYes, she is spot on. Bristol should have never been on DWTS. She wasn't famous for anything, could not dance at all and was just silly. Well she did manage to get pregnant during her DWTS time if that counts for anything. I wonder where that baby disappeared to. Like her mom said, "God is giving Bristol 3rd, 4th and 5th chances..." How come the media isn't just saying what everyone knows: She's a slut! That's right I said it, a slut. If Bristol was a minority she would have been slut-shamed and put out of commission a long time ago. The same with her mother. But they keep getting these free passes. Talk about white privilege... But I think there downfall is imminent. Sometimes it just takes karma a little time to get around to you...
ReplyDeleteHaven't heard much from Sara lately other than her FB b.s. She was in the news and on TV a lot in the last few months and then everything came to a screeching halt. Is this the end of ole' Sara? No more Jake Tapper interviews, no more Fox interviews, no more stumppin' for Trump, Arizona house still on the market, book sales in the toilet, no CPAC this year, no paid speeches, SaraPAC busted. Yeah, it looks like she's on the downward spiral.
Doesn't tRump still thank her in his speeches? I don't watch, but I'll bet she's doing a LOT behind the scenes. Skank.
DeleteShe's been on a downward spiral since 2008 and it's been rather fun to watch.
Delete@7:02 AM Bristol Palin going to DWTS rehearsal Sept. 16, 2010:
Deletehttp://www.zimbio.com/photos/Briston+Palin/Bristol+Palin+Goes+Rehearsal/NXnCrUJAUKV
Yes, what happened to that baby?
A "screeching halt". That is funny. Good one!
DeleteI'd never get close enough to Brissie to smell her. She's one "Fertile Myrtle." BEWARE!
ReplyDeleteIn palinese, work means grifting and/or whoring. So, yeah, Bristles 'works' at the family businesses.
ReplyDeleteAnother correction. Natasha didn't screw every swinging dick within a 12.5 mile radius.
ReplyDeleteCorrection, that should have been screwed every swinging dick within a flight radius to Hawaii.
DeleteI hope this is not true. Did Bristol go to Hawaii in hopes of trapping a rich tourist or rich islander?
ReplyDeleteA girl can always use more child support.
DeleteAnybody seen Track? Is he drying out?
ReplyDeleteNews from ABC: ANALYSIS: Donald Trump Delivers Blow to Marco Rubio.
ReplyDeleteIf Marco will call Brissy she'll deliver another blow to him.
I never heard of this comedian but I love her! Excellent! I'm still laughing. Gryph brings us the best entertainment!! This is my favorite blog and I visit daily so I don't miss a thing from him. I also love all the people that comment here!!! You guys rock- love the snark, sarcasm and smackdowns. No matter how much we loathe the palin tribe, anything Gryph posts about them recieves 3 times more hits than anything else.
ReplyDeleteIf any one of us saw these extremely negative comments about us or our kids, we'd be horrified and embarrassed! I'd cry every single day if my kids were mocked and hated as the palins are. Yet, they continue the disgraceful behavior which triggers the justified reactions from the public. I often wonder how Brissybabymaker handles it - does she even understand the reality here? Does she realize the long term damage here? Does she even care about the impact this has on her kids in the future? Like I said, we'd all be mortified if it happened to us!
It's beyond my understanding how ANY mother can sacrifice the wellbeing of her own kids in this way. It's difficult for me to have sympathy for Brissypants when she brings it on herself - from the time she invested in surgery to rearrange her face, inserted a new chin, wrote an embarrassing book of lies and attacks on Levi, her icky reality show that flopped, her lies and dispicable behavior when Levi tried to see his son, her ridiculous fishlip pictures, awkward failure on DWTS, attacks against Levi's sister and others, the drunken brawl and her comments about $300 sunglasses, fake job, and on and on and on.
All of the palins are trash. I'm so glad scarah proved numerous times since 2008 how dispicable, stupid, scheming and fucked up she is - along with proving how much of an asshole McCain was, is and will always be. Old buzzard needs a punch in the face.
Natasha L. is in a funny show called Another Period. It's kind of a crass spoof of historical dramas like Downton Abbey.
DeleteI agree, Sharon, and don't forget all in the name of their "god." They somehow think, as many do, because it's "politics," it's all okay and they're forgiven for it when nothing could be further from the truth.
DeleteI agree with every word, Sharon. I've never seen a mother put her needs before her kids, and publish the dumbest, most inane junk about them on public media. The kids are the ones who suffer most because they have no say on what gets exposed (e.g. birthdates different on hospital photos, a son who flips the bird and uses anti gay slurs while his mom and aunt laugh their asses off etc. etc. etc.
DeleteInstead of doing the christian thing and saying "look who I helped today", everything is about her, her chin, her fish lips and her lies. Look what I got, a house, a car, a pontoon boat, a rash, etc etc etc"
Anita, if Bristol's next post is one congratulating herself for an act of kindness, we will have you to thank.
DeleteI've never heard of her before, but she is hilarious! She definitely had Bristol's interview down pat!
ReplyDeletehttp://wonkette.com/599312/bristol-palin-delighted-by-how-well-kids-and-guns-play-together
ReplyDeletehttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/09/my-4-year-old-gets-jacked-up-to-target-shoot-gun-loving-mom-brags-hours-before-her-little-boy-shoots-her/?hpid=hp_hp-more-top-stories_mm-gunboy-320pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory
DeleteTrumps next speech.Complete with big bulge in pants reference, it's like it was written for T rump
ReplyDeletehttp://lyrics.wikia.com/wiki/Peter_Gabriel:Big_Time
Bristles, you still have a ways to go to catch up to Courtney Stodden .
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't be trying to "keep up with Kardashians just yet,too hard eh?
Ya gots to know your limitations girl!
brissy makes courtney seem classy by comparison....
DeleteThanks for this gift. Natasha's comedy is new to me and spot on. As far as "work" goes, consider the source. Brissy's never worked a day in her life.
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