Move over, Judge Judy. There's a new TV courtroom judge coming to town – and it's none other than former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.
The onetime vice presidential candidate has been tapped to preside over a new reality court show that would premiere next year. She signed a deal in February with Montana-based production company Warm Springs, a source close to the process tells PEOPLE.
"It's a production deal," the source explains. "What happens next is she'll meet with stations, make a pilot and sell it."
Warm Springs first approached Palin with the idea in 2015 and has since put together a team that includes the TV executive who found Judge Judy and Judge Joe Brown.
You know you'd think when hell freezes over there would be some notice in the paper.
Of course as we know Palin has no law degree, and her only legal experience is trying not to get caught for breaking the law.
However leave it to her to find a way to put her son Track in front of a judge who WON'T toss him in the clink and throw away the key.
It's been so long I'm confused, do we start taking bets on how long before she quits this one NOW, or AFTER it premieres?
Update: The Daily Mail has pictures of Palin leaving the hospital where Todd is recovering from his snowmachine accident.
In pictures obtained exclusively by Daily Mail Online, Palin appeared tired and tense as she left Mat-Su Regional Medical Center in Alaska last Friday after flying home from Florida where she had been campaigning for Donald Trump.
Oh I have no doubt that she's "tired and tense."
Copycatting again I see...gee Sarah where is Dave Parker at? Where is that fox in the hen-house?
ReplyDeleteI'll be damned, she is getting jowly. Mitch McConnell style.
DeleteYeah what the hell was that all about? I mean he just stormed the Council and sat his ass right down? Who is the fox anyways?
DeleteHopefully no network in their right mind picks it up
ReplyDeleteConsidering that you can bug bags of shit (either organic or regular) at many garden stores, I think there could be a market for my show.
DeleteWe hope this show will be yooge.
Money's short and it seems like the lawyers have our tits in the wringer and their hands in our wallets at all times.
Like my daughter on IG and click on all her sponsored posts.
It's a good thing I got the f*ck out of the ANC before the state budget imploded. Blame that on Obama also too.
I couldn't agree more. She's not qualified to judge anything more than a pig race.
DeleteThe important sentence is that they will "meet with stations, make a pilot and sell it."
DeleteWho will pay for this steaming pile o' reality bullshit - especially for someone with a proven record of being a tv loser with a lazy work ethic, also too.
Palin does not know 'the law' or anything about judge protocols. Do these 'producers' believe ol' $creech is just gonna spew lots of 'down home common sense' with a lotta zippy lines one liners that make no sense? Are they counting on her to use her 'family values' as she 'rules' from the bench?
My head is spinning at this whole misadventure - if nothing else, it will make for some great laughs.
Wow, she looks like shit. Her face is so bloated and she looks like she has a triple chin, what a hag. See how stumpy her legs look when she's not wearing her "platform" shoes.
DeleteI think everyone here and other blogs should all email this little tibit to Judge Judys website and get her opinion.
Delete(it will be in competition to Judge Judys' show you know.)
ChuckTX
A note of interest: I grew up in Montana and Warm Springs is home to the State's only psychiatric and addiction hospital. It has a dark history of overcrowding, strapping patients in their beds, eugenics, etc.
DeleteHer poor hygiene habits are even worse. She looks as if she has an odor.
DeleteThe insufferable witch is still in heels, only the height part is inside her shoe.
Anon @ 3:37 P.M. - it would be nice if this is a ruse to get her to go there, and then the trap is sprung! The bitch will be committed!! She has all the prerequisites - drugged-up, drunk, and insane!
Delete3:13
DeleteAbout 3 months ago I made mention that the skank looked like she was developing a thyroid problem - I still stand by that ..
Another foray into reality TV. Jeez where do these people come from? No one watches her. No one wants to. These people have no idea; well as they say a fool and his money...goes down the Palin black hole!
ReplyDeleteThis show will never see the light of day. It is a terrible concept and there's no way Palin can carry it. Those other shows (which I absolutely loathe) only work because the judge is a very smart, experienced and knowledgeable person, not because they are a kooky and lovable character ...or whatever Palin's sad version of that would be.
DeleteStephanie Miller was on vacay last week and did a performance?/talk in front of Radio broadcasters of America (?) and she said she did her "Sexy liberal" thing not realizing they are ALL CONSERVATIVES!
DeleteShe said her "thing" bombed. MSM is all conservative, of course TRump has his hand in this, so there is another fail, and the fact that she is no longer the "Conservative" darling is another.
I think its something she phone into People to get every talking no about Todd.
I have no doubt that this 'judge' show will be equally as popular as her other shows!
DeleteMaybe it will be a satire of the other shows. The people who come before Sara will all be smarter than she is. The winner is the one who makes Sara quit half way thru proceedings.
DeleteBitch has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
DeleteThe Dorian grey curse is upon her. So disgusting. BLECKH.
Guess she's giving up on running the Department of Energy under President Trump?
DeleteCrazytime. It's just crazytime. Can you just imagine having to stand before her, and having her lecture you? Wagging her bony finger in your face? The saving grace of those fake shows are all the cases are settled in advance, and it's all for show. They're all civil cases, None if it has the weight of law. She will be on the wrong side of the bench. jesuschrist.
ReplyDeleteShe's going to reinvent herself as a folksy, wizened arbiter? LOL. She can't even manage her family, she's going to be a sage on Other Peoples Problems?
DeleteI doubt that it will get far enough to have a premiere.
ReplyDeleteAs a Trump set up, he can make it anything he wants. He can afford to buy a premiere and all the public adoration he wants. It is what he does.
DeleteHow do you know that Trump set it up?
DeleteEver been to Montana? Not the brightest bulbs.
His sister is a judge somewhere, so I would guess they looked at the HUGE legalities that are involved and came up with this!
DeleteIT will backfire as usual and Donald's sister will be removed and charged with obstruction of justice! so sad too bad!
I knew there was a new show in the works due to the uptick in the troll activity on all the anti-Plain blogs, beginning January. They try to drive their aggregate mentions up in comments sections, so that they look relevant to potential buyers/producers/advertisers. BP sells products on social media, too, so any attention to her IG or FB helps her earn her keep. (There are many celebrities who hire people like this to raise their Internet profiles in various ways, by the way.)
ReplyDeleteWelcome back media expert or master or insider.
DeleteThanks @1:46, but I've been reading here regularly and commenting since 2008. I never went anywhere.
DeleteOh, sorry, @1:46 - I misunderstood. You think I'm the one who started posting here in 2010 during DWTS. No. I'm someone who's worked in the entertainment industry, and have been reading and commenting here since 2008.
Delete1:46 here
DeleteNo offense intended and I was just joking about MI.
I've been here since 2008 too.
Things I will never forget include the horror I watched the video of Muthee anointing Sarah and her nomination speech at the RNC.
Things I never thought I'd see include her quitting and all the MTV teen mom style media nonsense the whole family has been reduced to.
What an utter shit show they have been revealed to be.
Yes they started with blog posts about Sarah Palin's evil and it included Tiemessen's law firm. Recently it was more the posts making fun of the plastic surgery and other issues. I have been commenting about it and wondering what the deal was. There are also government agencies that are checking which explains how she operates. She gets them to go after the people who get in her way. Why is the government helping her do PR research for a damn reality show?
DeleteCan her first case be about July 3rd 2009?
DeleteOMG. That's all I've got. OMG.
ReplyDeleteMaybe OMFG.
(I didn't want to offend anyone.)
Relax she is trying to talk to someone else with this judge show yapping! Ok Sarah what do you want? So what thug of yours set fire to that Crack Shack at 545 in the morning? Sarah? Oh I think she has left the building!
DeleteWhen has she ever appeared normal? Today show? Her own show. She is nervous, she is high, she is unbelievable...will bomb.
ReplyDeleteRight! Next stop will be rehab with Dr. Drew. She won't be able to hide her indulgences, and neither will her future handlers
DeleteNo one can be judgy about a Palin.
ReplyDelete"Of course as we know Palin has no law degree" -- we are not even sure Sarah has a college degree!
ReplyDeleteShe judges people everyday on Facebook -- now she can get paid for her judgments five days a week on TV.
"And now she gets to judge people." HAH!
ReplyDeleteGiven what we've seen, what business does she have doing so when she can't even raise her own fam damily to be upstanding people?
Secondly, how can she do this without any semblance of law degree? What a crock of crap!
Say goodbye to any shred of respect she still hung onto. Heck, all she sought was the bright lights anyway, right?
Welcome to the bottom of the barrel!
She thinks if she is on a judge show - WHEN she has to appear in court she thinks she will have sympathy! Donny's sister idea was it?
DeleteIf it was she won't be judge very long!
DeletePerhaps a payoff for Trump endorsement no matter how long "they" say it's been in the works.
ReplyDeleteHa, ha, perfect photo to accompany your post! This thing can be "shopped around" until the cows come home but there is NO way that any network would pick this up. And what? Where will it be filmed? Will she do fake judging here in AK?
ReplyDeleteIt's but a distraction from all of the shit piling up in her life and it will never see the light of day on anyone's TV screen.
I wonder what network would show it? i have to admit, I'd watch a couple of episodes for the heck of it. Really more like, to see how bombed she was and how well she could hold her drink/drugs on camera.
DeleteIf this show really happens, one can only hope that a bunch of the litigants, will back talk and tell her what a waste of humanity she is, it would be one way to have access to her and let it rip with cameras rolling.
ReplyDeleteYou realize it's not live TV? Anyone who misbehaved would be in violation of their contract, would forfeit payment, and it would never air. This will be a scripted show like all of the "Judge" shows.
DeleteNow the World Knows if Paul Ryan Thinks Donald Trump is a Fascist
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediaite.com/online/now-the-world-knows-if-paul-ryan-thinks-donald-trump-is-a-fascist/
What does Ryan think about Judge Sarah? How clever of the fascist Drumpf to get Sarah a job in the magical kingdom of reality TV.
LOL! Yosemite Sarah, the rootinest, tootinest adjudicator north, south, east or west of the Pecos!
ReplyDeleteI guess there won't be any Trump cabinet position in Palin's future.
ReplyDeleteShe probably thinks this will qualify her to be on SCOTUS...
1:55 Well, the peepond certainly think so lol.
DeleteWelcome to Jumping To Conclusions with Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteRemember when she tried to spoof Tina Fey? GRRRR what an actress!
ReplyDeleteDear Judge Sarah,
ReplyDeleteWhere's Jill?
Dear Judge Sarah,
DeleteWhen and where was Trig born?
Where and when was Tripp born?
What did Bristol name him Tripp?
When and where was Sailor born? Who is her real father?
Will Todd ever get out of the hospital? Does he remember what hit him that night? Who saved his sorry neck?
How long did Bristol breastfeed any of her children?
Did you or did you not have your tubes tied after Piper?
ahhhh...i get it. That's why she was kissing and slurping trump's ass...it must be one of his shows or he sponsored it or pulled strings...lol
ReplyDeleteJudge Sarah gets served!
DeleteI am sure this is just a way for her to get some courtroom experience so Drumpf with the teeny fingers can get her on the Supreme Court.
ReplyDeleteSure am glad I canceled my Time Warner cable. That bitch won't be making a cent off me.
ReplyDeleteThere is no deal, she is announcing an ambition not a show, she doesn't know the difference between right and wrong anyway, and nobody is going to even remember who she is by Fall 2017.
ReplyDeleteThis show idea will be tossed in the garbage can before production even comes close. Sara had her chance with her little bloggy thing that failed because of her laziness and for no other reason.
How can someone who is so obviously stupid pull this one off. It will be something to see if it ever airs. These folks must have blinders one. Wake up time.
ReplyDeleteShe sure likes taking jobs she's pathetically unqualified for.
ReplyDeleteSociopaths usually run that way!
DeleteThat picture is from the day she dressed up as Elizabeth Warren. People are still laughing at her dressing up as Warren but being totally unable to speak coherently.
ReplyDeleteInquiring minds want to know:
ReplyDeleteWill she quit halfway through the first season, or halfway through the first show?
Good one!
DeleteThe entire show will be scripted with our Sarah reading from the teleprompter and making those dumbass faces she makes when she delivers her lines. None of it will be spontaneous...and it will all be painful.
ReplyDeleteShe will have great difficulty following the scripted format of such a show. Pity the production staff who may attempt to make the pilot with her! Remember the look on Drumpf's face when she went on and on and on and... and she was supposed talk about him, not herself.
ReplyDeleteOh, and if, perchance, the pilot actually sells - say to a tv exec who thinks people won't be able to look away from a trainwreck - can you really see her showing up on time on a regular basis for anything?
So Sara Hollywood is still trying to get out of Alaaaaska. LMAO! I doubt it will ever get picked up, but I guess living off other people's money through SarahPac is drying up quite fast.
ReplyDeletewith that crew it's an open insane asylum
Delete100 bucks says her first case will be a rancher accused of grazing cattle on federal land. Verdict: Innocent
ReplyDeleteGlad I saw this post. Portland lady here; she is getting ripped to shreds on local social media, and the general consensus is, "we just got rid of the Bundy crowd and now this?
DeleteI don't get where this Montana bunch get her "it" factor from; she is an absolute joke and people are LMAOing at this latest venture. Good luck selling it!
All this shit is major deflection. Ease down clowns. Dakota's still in town.
DeleteWhat about all this privacy they keep saying they want? You k ow why Sarah and bristol aren't saying anything Bout Todd? Because none of them are there by his side. Hey is Sarah gets a new show will it be named Boys Will be Boys?
ReplyDeleteSara knows her daughter tried to run her husband over with the truck that had the broken tail light. I don't think Todd was on any snow'machine', he and brissy got into a huge fight, they were all well into their cups and she bashed him with the front end. If there were any facial injuries to tawd, we haven't been told. Maybe consistent with wearing a helmet, or simply getting hit by a vehicle. Seems like the rest of him got pretty messed up.
DeleteDo you mean THAT Todd palin, the father of Trig Palin? Have you SEEN Todd? Fuckin' pervert. That's my guess. Explains a lot.
Deletelol aw what's the matter children don't like getting raped - but wait - isn't that God's Will and all?
DeleteI bet the outtakes alone would be funny as hell. Can u imagine how many times she misunderstands the situation and of course she can't take any direction. Pure total chaos all on tape.
ReplyDeleteThis show will never see the light of day - but ol' $creech milked a few headlines out of it. Winning!! lol
DeleteSNL skit: Sarah on the bench - 3 cell phones on the desk...after hearing the case a witness is called in and she looks to her cell phone to see what the Kardashians are up to...she is asked to see and hear the witness...holds up finger just a minute...actual witness is KK herself! oh smack down indeed! hahaha
DeleteHey Sarah look up! hahahahaha
So Sarah; the self righteous, vindictive, drugged out, no law degree dumbfuck, wants to judge people? For someone who hates the "Hollywood Elites", she sure wants to be one of them.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, has Sarah started belittling Trump for his use of teleprompters yet?
Gryphen can testify she is trying to 'channel' someone she is really really really MAD at!
DeleteHey Gryphen! Keep those cards close to chest!
It will never air. They will quickly learn she is an imbecilic self proclaimed diva who abhors effort and refuses to work. She believes she deserves money, attention, and adoration just for existing. I wonder how much money will be thrown away on this folly. Stupid people.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha Sounds like her buddy Trump isn't going to come through with her cabinet position after all, so sad.
ReplyDeleteHey, can you become a judge online now??
And just how long do you think she'll tolerate sitting around listening to other people getting the majority of the screech time? Are you sure this isn't an April fools joke??
My first thought was a headline from The Onion....
DeleteIf Duck Dynasty can get a show, it worries me that this could be greenlit, too. AGH!
ReplyDeleteShe needs to roll back the Ensure before the auditions. That jaw line is looking plump.
ReplyDeleteGo home, Sarah. You're drunk.
ReplyDeleteFriday shows could be reserved for family with
ReplyDeletere-enactments of actual Palin/Heath cases.
Todd's prostitution business
Track's DV case
Bristol's paternity cases
Willow's B & E case
Sarah's sister/brother's divorces
Todd's sister's drug case
Oh, it could be live-streaming all week. Pay-per-view, not so much.
DeleteWild Tortoise
She tried that..and FAILED.
DeleteSarah, I am soooo happy for youse! Just envision the show. You don't know how to interact maturely with educated adults, therefore just smile and act like a dumbass, ya know, like yourself eh?
ReplyDeleteAssume, assume, assume, be defensive, judgemental, and spew your stupid word salad.
Y'all be grate!
As a fallback,when you get stuck, just blame Obama.That always works, right?
Whomever is doing this production is as dumb as you, !maybe dumber if that's possible?
From time to time I read something that is so blazingly stupid, all I can do in response is bang my head into the desk over and over and over . . .
ReplyDeleteI stopped banging my head also too long enough to write this.
DeleteI feel your pain!
Hope this makes you feel better!
DeleteOver on Huffington Post Fred Rives says:
This is too funny. The Montana-Based production company is called Warn Springs.
Warm Springs, MT is where the state mental hospital and drug treatment center is located. Perhaps, this isn't a job offer, Sarah. It may be an intervention. That wasn't a contract you signed, it was commitment papers.
Here, have an Oxy. I got if from Sarah who took it from Todd, so it's legit!
DeleteNo one will buy that
ReplyDeleteSarahPAC must be bone dry.
DeleteIs that Sarah or Sally? Is she missing some front teeth? She looks like hell without her half pound of makeup. Did she immediately go home to her front driveway and have photos taken with her makeup on? That photo must piss her off.
ReplyDeleteA very unflattering photo of Sarah Palin. The last time I saw a neck like that was in the movie, Death Becomes Her.
DeleteGo home, Sarah, you're drunk
ReplyDeleteHold on!
ReplyDeleteThis is only a 'feeler' from a production company looking to see if there's interest. They haven't produced a pilot or sold the idea to any tv or cable network yet.
Exactly. Plenty of time and opportunity to fuck it up like she fucks up everything.
DeleteCorrect.
DeleteB-I-N-G-O! "What happens next is she'll meet with stations, make a pilot and try to sell it"?! There's no deal, just a glimmer of an idea. A seriously bad idea.
DeleteI could believe, however, that Trump's handiwork is behind it: a bone that isn't really a bone but is still enough to keep the crazy b*tch happy for as long as it's useful to keep her around.
It looks like the production company only has one show that's been picked up--Mountain Men.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.warmsprings.tv/shows/
Great. Another show about old white guys living' off the land. We don't have enough of them, right?
DeleteTired and tense, and don't forget bloated. Sara, you can't keep eating poorly in your 50s. You will blow up like a balloon.
ReplyDeleteToo much alcohol tends to do that.
DeleteI wonder if Trump is paying the production company to film the pilot. I can't imagine a company that would be willing to put their own funds behind this. Sarah has failed at 3 attempts at reality shows (FN, TLC, SC]. Bristol failed at one.
ReplyDeleteTrump IS known for his failed business ventures.
DeleteThat pic of Sarah in the update - whoa! She looks so puffy!
ReplyDeleteShe due to get even larger cheek implants put in. Her jowels are returning.
DeleteWhat does she care? She makin' the news!
DeleteOn second thought, maybe she'll go home and take a show, and recreate the scene in her driveway like the hot yoga pic.
"This is how I really look! Rotten tabloids, makin' up lies!
someone commented awhile back about her head being a basketball...insider may be or prior hired help? oops weren't suppose to leak it!
DeleteThat's exactly what I thought too! She's all puffed up, even her hands look puffy. Drugs?
DeleteSarah looks like Kirstie Allie in her fat phase.
DeleteShe'll have to get back on speed and lose some of that fat if she wants to be on TV, because the ONLY thing Sarah ever had were her looks.
No one will be able to tolerate an old, fat, ugly screeching hate monger.
Will the show be in Alaska or will Sarah have to move out of state like Bristol did DWTS. Will she talk them into letting her do her part by tv from her house?
ReplyDeleteIf the tv court room doesn't work out, Palin could do a psychiatry show like Dr. Phil called Dr. Fullashit
ReplyDeleteShe looks awful! Has she gained a bunch of weight?
ReplyDeleteI thought the Pimp was released?
ReplyDeleteSomeone here also said earlier (previous thread?) that Track was back in Iraq. Oh, come ON! hahahahaha
DeletePimp not released, it was just when you call to see if he is a patient they have to say no such patient.
DeleteHis family of origin relations are not able to visit him. The fascist thing is working for Sarah. May not be working for Todd.
Track is done with the military.. or they're done with him.
DeleteTrack was most likely on Spring Break with the ID brawlers like the rest of the family. Sarah was as far from the scene of the crimes as she could get. Drunk and angry Todd blew it with whatever happened and Sarah had to go back to Alaska.
DeleteThe spin about Track in Iraq or military Track are the rumors they float when Track is on vacation. Like in Hawaii or at the cabin. When he has to be in court and needs delays.
Unfortunate that the military has not revealed the truth about Track Palin because all those lies about Track are still standing in the media.
Track had an honest military career like Sarah birthed Trig. Both are total ongoing frauds committed by Republicans and adult Palins.
Sarah you are a very unpleasant thing.
ReplyDeleteTherefore , I understand implicitly why you look like a skank!
The Years are not being good to you. Your ugliness is showing. Maybe it's time to retire?
Generally a magistrate and justice of the peace can usually be any jane joe sara dick..appointed by city council.. Not sure why someone would want to be a judge. "Judge not lest ye be judged" In real life I think all legal issues should be judged by a JD, not saying they are not coo coo sometimes too. This maybe a fun show for sarah.
ReplyDeleteFun? Sarah doesn't even smile. What is fun for her? Seems like she enjoys cracking jokes at the expense of liberals. She enjoys lying. She does not enjoy her family one bit. She loves to jet south for attention. She's a fraud. A failure. And certainly no 'judge.' My goodness. Do these people not care that she is barely literate? The only law she knows is how to avoid a sentence. (and yes, that is a double entendre.)
DeleteI like what you said.I
DeleteLike your style .well done!
Well written. You covered almost all the bases, but e know there are more skeletons in Sarah's closet.
DeleteI almost had an irony stroke! What in the hell. This is what I'm posting as comments to articles.
ReplyDelete"There are several cases of injustice in Alaska that occured during her administration and no one since then has done a thing to help them/us. Her family members have committed crimes and aren't even charged. What was Todd's blood alcohol when he crashed the snow machine? Why was Track sent to join the military after an incident with school buses and booze? Why when Willow and her friends broke into a house causing thousands of dollars in vandalism did Sarah and Todd get juvenille justice to only charge the boys when it was said to be her idea? What about Tracks drunken assault of his girlfriend? What about Todd's sister who broke into houses and brought her daughter along? What about the Palin family brawal, Track assaulting peope, Bristol punching a man in the face several times? What of all the people she has gone after to have harsh sentences imposed to imprison them for crimes she would prevent her family from having any consequences for, the Christys, David Kernell and Sherry Johnston. Then look up Shailey Tripp's story. These are just the people we know about, many are afraid to speak up because when one does things happen."
Reading at the pond is fun again! It has been dreary and boring ever since they turned into c4trump. Gone are the cruzers, drlager rarely shows up foir more than a brief moment-all that is left is just a bunch of foreigners who can't even vote in our elections, but seem to have a ve$ted intere$t in commenting and the most pathetic of the pathetic Palincult members.
ReplyDeleteBut not today! Today is fun! I love it when reality tries to invade the pond, much like a ray of sunshine through a small slit in dark, heavy drapes. You know it won't brighten the room or bring any warmth to the cold darkness, but, for a brief moment, you do see the light!
A few saw that sliver of light, but mamcgriz quickly pulled the curtains tight and assured the residents that there was nothing to concern themselves with...
This is a beautiful comment. I salute you.
DeleteIt's always the MaGriz who slaps down joy.
Oh I see it all now!
DeleteTHAT's what Trump promised her. His help to get a reality show green-lit. Of course!
Yeah, that was great but even Ma herself wasn't happy about. Trying to calm the masers of which might be twenty total. :)
Delete3:13, 2:59 here. Thank you. I so enjoyed the brief momentary realization that swept over a small number of C4Pers, followed by a sense of panic and the ultimate return to delusion. I think it must be how one feels when watching someone who has dementia briefly come to the present, only to quickly return to the fog.
DeleteI think mamcgriz is paid to sweep the proverbial Palin dirt under the c4p rug. She certainly is efficient at her domestic work. And to think, she herds goats, too!
Did anyone else think VG and the boss commenting at the same time reeked of pbp and tk? And, if vg is so worried about using up his internet card, why is the boss suddenly joining in?
DeleteI guess I didn't see that, 3:44 PM. I know many here can't stand him, but his wife's breast cancer issues are real and they could lose everything. I would never make fun of that.
DeleteIf they ask for assistance, maybe the pee pond will pony up instead of sending it to useless PACS. VG did say that he would never donate to SarahPAC until she announced her candidacy and then only to her presidential fund.
I give them a break, 3:44 PM. I've been through this; it is not pretty.
She's going to do a TV show that airs five times a week?
ReplyDeleteNot a chance that will happen. Sarah doesn't like to work or anything.
I'd bet she thinks she'll get "judicial" experience just like she got "oil and gas" experience while half-governor. I'm sure she believes that would make her qualified to have Drumpf nominate her to the supreme court.
Well, the bloom has been off the rose at that production company for a while now (if it was ever truly "on".) Highly doubtful that they will be able to cobble together any interest for the show, from an advertiser level on up.
ReplyDeleteI think the real wild card is will Bristol's new public relations folks (crappy as they are in managing her) get anybody to fall for a "Palin sisters" show which they are actively (and sadly) pitching multiple places (according to MALOE; I can't verify this myself at this point.)
Jennifer Shepherd who had the Media Insider Gossip blog for a while and who for the record is NOT MALOE and not a paid troll; just somebody who loved to share the juicy Palin scoop she was getting from the set of DWTS and elsewhere.
Be sure to tell the Easter Bunny 'hi' from IM. You poor delusional thing.
DeleteFriday was March 18. Todd was dumped at the market parking lot by bystanders on March 13.
ReplyDeleteIs that Sarah's first visit? Only visit?
Is Friday also the date when the photo of the 2 daughters laughing was taken with the hospital socks?
When did Willow get back from her spring break fun with Iron Dog and all the celebrations?
Was Piper at the cabin? Where was she when Bristol was breastfeeding Sailor the night of the accident? Where was Piper the night Tripp went out to ride a snowmachine with his grandpa?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3491458/To-grandfather-s-house-Bristol-Palin-takes-11-week-old-daughter-Sailor-Grace-Papa-Todd-s-Alaskan-cabin-time-days-girls-trip-Hawaii.html
All bundled up! The 25-year-old also shared a snapshot of her seven-year-old son Tripp wearing a helmet and a heavy winter coat by the outdoor retailer The North Face
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/03/14/13/322E1D9300000578-3491458-image-a-2_1457962090497.jpg
Before the end of Todd's activity days.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/03/14/14/322E7DC100000578-0-image-a-3_1457964141667.jpg
Poor bastard... all beat-up from the snowmachine accident, and now his ass is all chewed-up, also, too.
ReplyDeleteI'm reading a great book (You're Better Than Me) by Bonnie MacFarlane who goes into great, and funny, detail about her near-hits. It is a long process to get one of these shows on air. Most die "in development." Publicity at this stage does not help sell it. If the producers can get any interest going, there would be a sample shot and, if that draws any interest, a pilot that may or may not be picked up. Of course, if a show makes it on air, there is also no guarantee that it will not be canceled. There is no or very little upfront money until there's interest for the show. Bonnie went through the process many times and never got past a program that no one saw and was canceled after three airings. I would imagine that Palin, with her screechy voice, would not be very good at following a scripted show.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they'll call it "Justice Impossible."
If it requires work on Sarah's part, forget it. She wants her name on it, and then she wants to read stuff in front of a green screen, meet celebrities, and cash her check. Work? That's a good one. This will never happen.
DeleteOh, and she looks a little porky own that photo-your neck lift is falling, Sarah.
No cleavage for those falsies where each boob is twice as big as her head. Guess she was too tired to put on her twinflatables.
ReplyDeleteSay, 3:05, I have been curious about this. Does Sarah Palin have breast implants? I'm an old broad and have always been curious about this, trying to explain why in the heck did Bristol get that ridiculous orange-peel chin thing. And then Bristol lied about it saying it was "jaw surgery." And then looking at Bristol's weight yoyoing. That would explain a lot of things - if Sarah was so vain she had breast implants. Nutty.
DeleteAnonymous3:27 PM, no she has inflatables. If not water, air. If not air, then really really stuffed. http://www.dhgate.com/wholesale/inflatable+bra.html
DeleteSarah seems to be off the diet pills or hasn't got the money for plastic remaking. Enlarge her head and take a look at the Tribble which has attached itself to her head.
ReplyDeleteshe probably went off her meds or fired her 'helpers' so she can raid her med sets! yikes! seen it before! you show up and they are all WIRED out and it's like walking into an open insane asylum! this is going to be a long ass shift! long sigh!
DeleteManopause
DeleteA judge screeching from the bench with a voice that makes ears bleed, dogs howl and cats running to hide under the bed? LOL I don't think soooo....
ReplyDeleteFrom VP candidate to broke down Judge Judy wannabe. I'd say we got our wish!
ReplyDeleteJudy made $47 million last year
Delete$arah isn't going to make anywhere near that, 3:21 PM, that family had their chance, all of'em, and made their bed.
DeleteWell, you know she's been judging others her entire life so it should be just fine until she ups and quits.
ReplyDeleteHer expression could mean, Oh Fuck they checked Two-Tones blood alcohol level.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, Celia, I know you've lived the wrath of this @sshole family but I do not believe for one second that Tawd's injuries were from a snowmobile accident. Just the story they spun.
DeleteWhatever happened to Little Old Two-Tone, you know it involved alcohol.
DeletePalin's daughter Piper and son Trig were also pictured with leaving the hospital where she was carrying Todd's snowmobile boots
ReplyDeleteThose snowmobile boots are iconic. I would like to see a photo of the actual boots in the hands of Piper. If it is for real she left with the boots.
Is that the same Trig as Bristol used for her promotional Trump post?
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2016/03/bristol-palin-uses-trig-as-bait-so-that.html
Are there any pictures of Bristol and Tripp at the Mat-Su to see grandpappy?
DeleteIs team Palin mythology makers making certain Bristol and Tripp are distancing from all things Todd, snowmobiling, cabin, Iron Dog brawlers?
After Bristol advertised on her commercial social media (Daily Mail got the scoop)
bsmp2 March 12, 2016 3:43pm "on our way to the cabin and just got this in the mail (selling blankets) thank you so much"
March 13, 2016 7:52pm "Sailor's first time at Papa's cabin!!"
bsmp2 March 13, 2016 7:57pm "and my future Iron Dog Boy ❤️ #openface #handmedowns"
Tripp and Grandpappy before they left for the night time fun with the snowmachines.
TRIG and Grandpappy
DeleteFellow IMer MJS/CentralParkSouth/MJosephSheppard has reported that Todd has been released and is home, in the safe, loving arms of Sara Palin:
ReplyDeleteCurt Finch, PhD
@CFinchMOISD
#ToddPalin is back home and recovering well. Thanks the doctors for their excellent work. #humptydumpty #oldteamate
That blowhard also said if $arah does, in fact, do this show that he will quit blogging and tweeting on her behalf. Well there's a bright spot!
DeleteI wonder if his gofundme still has $0 as balance. :)
I saw that! It made me smile!
DeleteIsn't he the guy the Heath/Palins feed lies to and he makes the lies into 'facts' about their lives?
DeleteEven funnier, they are now saying, paraphrasing, "don't reply to any websites, they will only use out words against us elsewhere!"
DeleteOne has to love the Ye Olde Cut And Paste.
Chickens coming home to roost, 4:00 PM!
I wager that the ONLY reason she is actively supporting Trump is because she knows she can ride his coat tails to get some more spotlight time.
ReplyDeleteShe's imagining all the new wigs she'll get to wear as a judge! Yipee
ReplyDeleteIf she has trouble getting advice, $arah asshole can always concur with the "Department Of Law"!!
ReplyDeleteWOW Just to visit her hubby who is on rods willow does her hair and makeup??? WTF
ReplyDeleteLooks like she forgot her bra.
Bristol's sister Willow, 21, also celebrated World Down Syndrome Day by sharing a snapshot of Trig with her seven-year-old nephew Tripp
Deletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3503240/Bristol-Palin-shares-image-brother-Trig-proudly-wearing-Donald-Trump-campaign-hat-pays-tribute-seven-year-old-World-Syndrome-Day.html
wbf_ March 21, 2016 10:10am Happy World Down Syndrome day �� #mybrohasmorechromosomesthanyours & it's camo day, everyday for Tripp Easton
Sister Willow also celebrated IRON DOG with other dogs.
Why no mention of Willow celebrating with Iron Dogs?
Willow and Track are not allowed to mention what they do to celebrate Iron Dog. Go figure?
The publicist that is helping the family with damage control and social media is also going to help Willow look like she works. As if she does hair in a legitimate manner.
Can't show the hard worker celebrating with Iron Dogs.
Hey Gryphen who qualified as a Judge in Alaska courts? Who was it that made her resign? Keep the cards close to the chest Gryphen! Sarah's gambling!
ReplyDeleteAnd we know who will win and who will lose in the end
Money getting tight. She had to settle for a Chevrolet Suburban and not the Cadillac Escalade EXT.
ReplyDeleteHey, Brissy, are you rooting for Marla Maples DWTS? Inquiring minds want to know. LOL
ReplyDeleteFolks, this is what John McCain tried to peddle to the American electorate in 2008 as VP material, and ready on day one. As an IM
ReplyDeleteposter states...FU McCain!
Report: Sarah Palin Hopes To Become TV's Next Judge Judy (Ha Ha, Yeah Right, She Wishes)
ReplyDeleteWhat’s worse than getting your leg peed on and being told it’s raining? Getting your leg peed on and being told that it’s Palin. At least, that’s how it feels after reading PEOPLE’s report that the hip-hop rappin’ former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin (pictured above with another human whose politics are as garbage as his TV) has her eyes set on becoming a TV judge. Says PEOPLE:
The onetime vice presidential candidate has been tapped to preside over a new reality court show that would premiere next year. She signed a deal in February with Montana-based production company Warm Springs, a source close to the process tells PEOPLE.
“It’s a production deal,” the source explains. “What happens next is she’ll meet with stations, make a pilot and sell it.”
PEOPLE adds that Palin’s TV courtroom team includes a “TV executive who found Judge Judy and Judge Joe Brown.” At last, the diametric opposite of the no-nonsense Judge Judith Sheindlin: someone who is complete nonsense. This sounds more or less like the worst idea for a show, which might make it actually perfect trash TV. Jury’s out till Palin’s in!
Palin already has a string of shows under her belt, including Sarah Palin’s Alaska on TLC and Amazing America with Sarah Palin on the Sportsman Channel, as well as a contract with Fox News, from which she was dropped in 2015. And one day, her courtroom show will be canceled, too, if it ever gets made. It’s the circle of life wherein she’s the baboon and each TV show is a sickly, this-close-to-stillborn Simba.
http://gawker.com/report-sarah-palin-hopes-to-become-tvs-next-judge-judy-1766440377
Where's the boobs?!?!
ReplyDeleteHer children must be at home. That's my guess.
DeleteHahahahahaha!
DeleteIn the update picture of Sarah Palin walking from the hospital, where's Sarah's breast? We don't even see nipples! Her chest looks like a flat sheet of plywood.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she tucks her breasts into her leggings?
DeleteOh good grief, Sarah. Give it up. And also too you need another tune-up on your face.
ReplyDeleteCorrection to the last paragraph: "Palin already has a string of FAILED string of shows under her belt..."
ReplyDeleteWhat an absolute mockery of our justice system, not that they needed any help, but really, IMers, help me out here.
ReplyDeleteAnyone with any knowledge of civics and law would know that there is no WAY that $arah could ever be a judge unless these decisions had already been handed down by an actual court of law, and they're re-enacting them with the original players or actors given permission to play them on TV.
How stupid IS this, and who in the hell would watch it? Does she consider this her personal SNL with herself as the only star?
THAT WOMAN IS AN IDIOT!!
Thank you, Keith.
"Palin appeared tired and tense as she left Mat-Su Regional Medical Center in Alaska"
ReplyDeleteSarah left the hospital but Sarah may be tired from worrying about Fuc_ing up another chance to be on tv.
Remember when she found herself not guilty of abuse of power charges?
ReplyDeleteShe can hire Tim Petumenos for totally unbiased legal advice.
Judge Sarah? Does this mean Sarah knows Donald Trump will not be elected president and there's no Secretary of Energy job waiting for her?
ReplyDeleteSo I guess sarah doesn't have faith in drumph winning and giving her a cabinet position. If the palins really want to be on reality tv maybe Bristol could be passed around the Alaska bush people I hear they are pretty desperate.
ReplyDeleteHow can Judge Sarah Palin make rulings in a courtroom when she can't even keep her children from the courtrooms?
ReplyDeleteShe has to meet with stations, make a pilot AND sell it...sounds like they want her to do all the work and there is little chance she will make this happen
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think the reality show market is at its end, too. I doubt she could guarantee any viewers. She's already had a reality show or 2, and the ratings were abysmal. Bristol couldn't even get her show with the Massey bros. going. It's a tough sell!!
DeleteSarah Palin will be the first Judge on tv with a cell phone attached to her wrist, rolls her tongue in and out while licking her lips and every other word is Obama.
ReplyDeleteSarah is still crucifying those she cannot forget!
ReplyDeleteDire and dense.
DeleteI don't think that's right for Judge Sarah Palin to make rulings over Todd's, Track's, Bristol's and Willow's court cases. A little too close to home.
ReplyDeleteHow come Track's Domestic Violence and weapon charge court case is being pushed back? Are the TV producers trying to get the case transferred to Judge Sarah Palin's Court?
ReplyDeleteIs this fake judge job another excuse for Sarah to stay away from Trig?
ReplyDeleteWow, she looks like shit in the recent picture. She looks annoyed and her hair is a mess.
ReplyDeleteNo you retard, just because someone gave you a black robe doesn't mean you can put Gryphen in jail or finally get to impeach President Obama
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