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Monday, May 16, 2016
Child support from two baby daddies is apparently not enough so Bristol Palin returns to hawking diet shakes.
Same here. Normally I won't comment negatively about physical body appearance and never about weight issues.
I freely comment on Sarah's fugly shoes, tacky jewelry and inappropriate clothing because she has the money to remedy all those awful choices if she chose to do so. Women on very limited budgets dress far better than Sarah.
Bristol's chin however, is self-inflicted, even though she tried to pass it off as a dental procedure. That profile is so unattractive.
Sorry but that chin has had so many ball slappings it will never look normal again. Interesting freak of nature. Another palin freak. Congrats derkota. Hah!
Oh for crying out loud! Bristol looks just fine in that pic and that is one of the better photos of Sarah that I've seen. It's their ugly hearts and political views we should be critical of.
Usually I wouldn't body snark, but Sarah Palin has pretty much based her career on her so-called good looks and perceived sexuality. So yea, I'm going to throw plenty of shade at her looks and her dress sense.
The bloom is definitely off Sarah's rose. She looks hardened, all the ugliness on the inside has to her outside. As for her fashion sense? Well, conservative women have only two styles-frumpy and floozy. Sarah is definitely the latter.
Encouraging people to drink overpriced chemical sludge rather than learn good, clean nutrition is so "helpful." Honestly, Bristol could flay a puppy and you'd tell yourself the poor pooch was too hot until she rescued it.
Had you not brought that up I would have forgotten about the wonderful kind, compassionate Bristol and her litters.
Dwight saw Bristol up close with her child. He came to this conclusion. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3147536/We-don-t-discuss-Bristol-Palin-family-bitter-split-ex-fianc-goes-public-grandfather-speaks-hero-Marine-parties-friends.html
And as a "responsible" as in "nursing mother" she is all about good nutrition for herself and her baby. Yeah, right. Like she was such a great spokesperson for abstinence.
Hey, Bristol McChinface: are you losing your hair too?
2:12 You doubt? You don't actually know? So you troll with fake info? 'Obvi' you really don't know Bristol personally, you stalk her instagram and facebook accounts to pass on 'info' to various blogs. How are James and Linda, the Liberal Democrats? They haven't kicked you out yet? You are a lunatic.
anon 2:12 - you are so full of shit that it's streaming out your fuckin' ears!! You are correct on one point: she doesn't make money. She scams and grifts just like her idiot mother! By the way, when has ANY palin helped anyone - "what's in it for us"?? Don't forget the child support she received went for float-boats, HI vacations, and "professional" house renovations by the Pimp Toad (leaning fence of wasilla)! She extorted that money from Levi - the poor guy busted his ass so she can get a shovel chin and live the good life, the lazy sack of shit! Kiss my ass troll!
I am still puzzled about how she thinks that big-ol-chin is attractive. Man, if i read so much shit about my chin, I would at SOME point believe SOME of it. Hey Barstool. Take a look at your chin. It is ugly and it makes you look like a witch. Don't believe everything YOUR friends tell you or the people who are paid by your free money tells you. Take an honest look in the mirror.
And I commented this morning OT in another thread that she looks like she may have alopecia areata. The large bare patch behind her ears is much larger than most people's (and then the hair down by her neck seems to confirm that some hair is missing) and the area is a common one for losing hair when suffering from alopecia.
Too many hair extensions = balding. She's fake from top to bottom. Fake hair, fake eyebrows, fake lashes, fake lips, fake chin,neck lypo. I predict booty shots and new boobs are next. She wants to go full Kartrashian.
How long before she's pimping waist trainers on IG like the MTV Teen Moms that she patterns herself after.
Hey Brissie, your next reality show opportunity is one of those plastic surgery shows. You can get a tummy tuck and Brazilian button lift just like MTV Teen Mom Kaylin or new boobs like the rest of them. You could be the next Farrah Abraham and star in Back Door Teen Mom 2.
"So many have been asking me where to get my liquid shit shake"--does anyone believe that? Why would anyone even ask? You can get a protein shake at any supermarket, and people know that.
The last time she posted a pic of herself sucking on the stuff she did get a couple of queries from her stupid fans that can't use google and the shake people themselves responded. But no, she can't be making a whole lot of commission.
What happened to eating her moms home made cinnamon rolls? I thought the Paymes didn't believe in diets or watching what you eat? I was so looking forward to $caras diet book too!
I think Sara purposely pushed her to get this surgery to remove competition. Bristol was quite attractive before.
What kind of mother would encourage this surgery and also make her own child feel like she was so unattractive that she needed this surgery?
During the 2008 election she liked the younger children, including Trig, around her because it made her look like a young mother. Trig made her look young and fertile regardless of his whether he was mentally handicapped. His disability also gave Sara tacit membership to the young mothers club. Bristol makes her look old and ruins her storyline.
2:55 PM That dress looked cheap and poor taste. The sucky part was her orange skin cream. Hideous. I doubt anyone of the Dr. Jack Meoff office could see how bad his skin cream looked on national TV.
So many of you have been asking... So this is precisely for those who haven't been asking? Maybe they haven't been asking because they couldn't care less!
First, it's a SAMPLE of the powder stuff; second, it's not free bc it costs $4.99 and you give your credit card info; and third, it sounds like they automatically bill your credit card for more shakes on a monthly basis.
DON'T SIGN UP FOR THIS! IF IT'S FROM A PALIN, IT'S A SCAM!
Interesting timing. Now that Bristol seems to be trying to get Sailor's father back in bed, she's set aside the dainty straw sucking and is sucking the shake solely by the power of her mouth.
If you want to see a great chin implant ( or rather, not see it because her chin line looks so natural) view Carol Burnett before and after pics. Hers really corrected a major overbite.
This stuff about collecting child support is total BS. As is whining about her making money from 310 sales. If she weren't anything to make money people would complain. When she does try to make money she still gets criticized, so which is it? It's embarrassing that so many people here are just as bad as the stupid conservatives.
It's called working a 40-hour work week and, because you screwed up going to college straight out of high school, putting in the effort of taking one or two evening classes per term until, like so many hard-working Americans with families do every day, earning a college degree and then being qualified for a better job so as to support your family and to also become a more intelligent and interesting person who is interested in the world, someone who will show her children a good example, in part, so that they don't make their mother's mistakes. It's called being a real adult.
Is that so, 2:55 PM? Why doesn't she go out and get a damned job as many of us have had to do "all these years," and I'm not talking her fake dermatology one but a REAL one. She wouldn't know true work if it slapped her upside the head.
I don't have a problem with her not having a regular job or not going to school.
She has a small child at home and college isn't for everyone.
What bothers me about this particular product is that she's hawking a cheap, poorly rated product that is not healthy as claimed.
Like everything Palin it's a lie.
Plus Bristol tries to project the image of a healthy, physically fit person who's "going natural" when she is far from it.
A lie. If a Palin exists, they are lying.
There are literally millions of good products available for sale on commission online. She could hire someone to set her up and she could make money selling something that actually is healthy.
Plus, she could, really she could, make an effort to actually be active, healthy in mind and body, and spend time outdoors (not in tent!). And she doesn't.
That's only part of what bothers me.
As a consumer and as a person who works online, I am offended by people who sell "snake oil" just for the money. Or to appear glamorous like Bristol.
I'm so happy Bristol Plain was able to surgically repair a serious medical problem with her jaw. How embarrassing it must have been for her to gag each time she gave a blowjob to the males of MatSu Valley
Why do you think she had to surgically repair her jaw? Hmm? She disengaged her mandible too many times to accommodate some BBC and then had to get if fixed, and got a new chin at the same time :-)
That chin was the maraschino cherry on "she doesn't follow God" sundae.
Your creator wasn't GOOD enough for you, Brissy? Doesn't He make you in His perfect image? It just wasn't good enough, was it, and at such a young age no less.
To think I felt sorry for her when she was trotted out on stage in '08. NO MORE.
I think she realizes that shitty poo baby, as 3:46pm called it, is rather special and she's more than happy to let Dakota spend as much time with it as he wants...FAS baby, you can have it Dakota!
Those ugly camo Nike shoes are on sale, bc not a big seller. Model is called Roshe. Color is Hot Lava.
You can personalize the outside sole of the shoe, but Bristol cut hers out of the picture. Wonder what the personalization said?? They are reduced to $74.97 on the Nike site. They are so ugly.
She has child support money to spend on ugly shoes like this? I wish Levi and Dakota would stop paying her and show this shit to the Judge.
Camo shit is absolutely 100% white trash redneck ready gear. I see a person in camo anything and right off the bat I know it is NOT a person that I would have anything in common with nor want to meet. Gross!
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Yeah, 3:55, those shoes are so ugly. Cam crossed with country red and white picnic table checks. Not a good intentional mismatch.
Man, if you look up close at the left foot, the meat hanging over the ankle/back of the shoes seems pretty darn untoned to so easily fall over the shoe like that. She has slender legs but no muscle tone.
WHOA, 4:20. You are right. Something is *seriously*wrong with her. I am, let's be a bit diplomatic here, slightly on the 'hefty' side of the scale, and I also am not exactly an athlete, but my leg muscles are quite well toned, and they definitely do not hang down like hers. Never saw a leg like that!
That site has a bunch of d listers social media all saying the same exact thing. Oh you guys so many have asked me about ...its so crazy how much you get for 9 bucks! Oh my gawad get some today!* * "celebrities" have been compensated for their endorsement.
Sometimes I almost feel sorry for Bristol for having to live with that horribly deformed chin for the rest of her life, but don't worry, I'll get over it.
When the seventh fleet goes back out to sea, and your long day of hard work is done, nothing hits the spot more than a diet shake in a dollar store tumbler with a straw. But wait, there's more, if you enter the word "Dweebristol" and are one of the next twenty callers, you get a camouflage elastic insulated diaphragm to keep your shake morning fresh, sometime the night before fresh even.
Get thee to a psychiatrist. No GOOD mother worth her salt diets while breast feeding.
It has been published. Bristol gets something like 1,700 to 1,800 from each known baby daddy. I don't know if it is true but it has been published for the public to know those details.
Levi may have had his lowered. Dakota may have to pay back pay and support the time she was knocked up on.
She and Dakota met about the Fuc_ You time, end of January 2015. By end of May 2015 they were done. Sarah was showing off the diamond ring she bought Bristol for the engagement. I guess the $100,00 a year Dakota could or would not afford a ring for his love.
Sailor was born November 4 to December almost Christmas.
I think Bristol's version is he was a deadbeat, wanted nothing to do with her bastard. He was a cruel jerk. Someone sent him a picture and suddenly he is proud. None of the story adds up.
The only true emotion to come from either family may have been Dwight Meyer. Yeah, their needs to be more info revealed to see how they are conning the public. What is the motive behind these criminals? What other fraud is this linked to?
Ha, Sarah was able to get much more anorexic than Bristol is. Must really piss her off, although her mother stealing her first born probably pissed her off more.
Just remember Bristol, the key to being a rail thin and beautiful girl is to always keep in mind that skinny feels so much better than any food can taste. Make that your mantra.
Achieve that 90 pounds that your mother got down to...you can do it. Throw up if you have to as well, it really does help keep the weight off.
A toothbrush can be your best friend when it comes to purging.
That new chin has always amused me after it made its appearance, but looking at this picture I'm thinking she has Pinocchio syndrome, only in this case it's affecting her chin instead of her nose.
It has amused me, too, albeit how horrible must you think of yourself that you would even do that at such a young age.
I do not mean to make fun of her, which technically I am, but the pic of her in Hollywood with her official "pose," and that chin jutted out fail still cracks me up.
How low must one feel of themselves to do that? It's rather sad, or at least it was until she doubled down on it.
She is really dumb. Met her and she's just simple, her and Levi were a pretty good match because they basically have the same level of intelligence and now she's found a new Levi with Dakota.
These people tend to find each other and breed, that's what's wrong with this country.
I am acquainted with both Levi and Bristol. Levi is like Einstein compared to Bristol. Plus he is honest - a character trait that Bristol is woefully lacking. Bristol is simply stupid and heinously vicious.
Levi is a genius compared to Dakota. He is also a hunk. Bristol's lumbersexual. Levi wised up when she wanted to use him to get a TV show. http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/styles/tout_image_612x380/public/i/2010/07/15/Bristol-Palin-Levi-Johnston_320.jpg?itok=a90_mjMN
It also looks like the hairline around her face is indicated by dark shading, but the actual hair is far more sparse...almost as if she had been partially shaved. Hair loss due to malnutrition? What's in those shakes, anyway? Sawdust?
On a postitive note. there is always 'BOTCHED'. Both appearance improvements and Bristol can have work on TV again. WIN WIN. http://plastytalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Dawn-Yang-plastic-surgery-gone-wrong.jpg
Bristol "endorsing" products looks like a poor imitation of the Kardashians who are paid a lot of money to endorse products. That shake must be the best that Bristol can do. So far, she has gotten a baby-name blanket and a pair of baby moc's out of her instagram poses. She is going to have to work harder to catch up with the Kardashina family.
Any method of BIRTH CONTROL should be her message to the world. Put herself forward as an example of a failed womanhood. Innstead of getting edcated, or even married, she is the single mother of 4 or 5 illigitimate children. These are human beings that can not be kept hidden forever. When they are older, their friends will ask "Where is your Daddy?" Then what, Bristles? "Well, duh, how would I know, I was drunk during those years" I have studied her actions and wonder WHAT in the name of all that's holy, she thinks makes her a "celebrity". No talent, no looks, no personality. Being an easy lay is not a talent, Bristles. You are now too old to sleep your way to the top in Hollywood. The competition is WAY too good for you to even try. In Alaska you are a big fish in a sparcely populated pond. Stay there, and try to repair your image, for your childrens sakes. Nothing special about you, Bristles, plain ordinary low morals, low intelligence whore.
When she confronts and works on her alopecia, she can do something worthwhile by helping others with the same problem. May be she or Nancy can do a fashion piece that deals with how to dress through the different stages. Hopefully until the hair can grow back.
As she is doing now, it looks like that drink she sells is a serious contributor to dead hair follicles.
Bristol takes after Melania Trump. A natural beauty. No plastic surgeries and no injections anywhere on her face or body. The original at 17. Arrested development? http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3663/3070/original.jpg
I can't stop looking at that chin.
ReplyDeleteSame here. Normally I won't comment negatively about physical body appearance and never about weight issues.
DeleteI freely comment on Sarah's fugly shoes, tacky jewelry and inappropriate clothing because she has the money to remedy all those awful choices if she chose to do so. Women on very limited budgets dress far better than Sarah.
Bristol's chin however, is self-inflicted, even though she tried to pass it off as a dental procedure. That profile is so unattractive.
I know. It's pointy like an evil Wizard of Oz witch's, but even thinner--at least in the movie the chin was enhanced for the character. Ick!
DeleteSorry but that chin has had so many ball slappings it will never look normal again. Interesting freak of nature. Another palin freak. Congrats derkota. Hah!
DeleteThat chin reminds me of one of the Grimm Brother's fairytales that I grew up with, "König Drosselbart", or "King Thrushbeard", LOL!
DeleteBesides that, $he looks actually quite fat in her upper torso with that ill-fitting top on.
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Oh for crying out loud! Bristol looks just fine in that pic and that is one of the better photos of Sarah that I've seen. It's their ugly hearts and political views we should be critical of.
DeleteUsually I wouldn't body snark, but Sarah Palin has pretty much based her career on her so-called good looks and perceived sexuality. So yea, I'm going to throw plenty of shade at her looks and her dress sense.
DeleteThe bloom is definitely off Sarah's rose. She looks hardened, all the ugliness on the inside has to her outside. As for her fashion sense? Well, conservative women have only two styles-frumpy and floozy. Sarah is definitely the latter.
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I doubt she makes money. She clearly likes helping people. And child support is for kids.
ReplyDeletesure...that's why the woman doesn't work eh...lol...
DeleteEncouraging people to drink overpriced chemical sludge rather than learn good, clean nutrition is so "helpful." Honestly, Bristol could flay a puppy and you'd tell yourself the poor pooch was too hot until she rescued it.
DeleteOle empty noggin @2:12 jumps all over these Bristol posts.
DeleteHawking crap on Instagram has just made her look more pathetic. Get a job you lazy slut.
DeleteHow is she helping people 2:12? Do you have any sense of how stupid you are?
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DeleteI see you posted the same "helping people" shit in the woman's instragram.
bwahahahaha!
DeleteKeep pushing that manure, 2:12 PM!
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DeleteHad you not brought that up I would have forgotten about the wonderful kind, compassionate Bristol and her litters.
Dwight saw Bristol up close with her child. He came to this conclusion.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3147536/We-don-t-discuss-Bristol-Palin-family-bitter-split-ex-fianc-goes-public-grandfather-speaks-hero-Marine-parties-friends.html
I'm with Dwight.
Yep, she cleearly luvs helping people, such a kind, giving, generous soul that Bristol. Snort.
DeleteAnd as a "responsible" as in "nursing mother" she is all about good nutrition for herself and her baby. Yeah, right. Like she was such a great spokesperson for abstinence.
DeleteHey, Bristol McChinface: are you losing your hair too?
It's been over 6 months since she gave birth to Sailor; shouldn't she be starting to show with her next (5th or 6th) kid ?
Delete2:12 You doubt? You don't actually know? So you troll with fake info? 'Obvi' you really don't know Bristol personally, you stalk her instagram and facebook accounts to pass on 'info' to various blogs. How are James and Linda, the Liberal Democrats? They haven't kicked you out yet? You are a lunatic.
Deleteanon 2:12 - you are so full of shit that it's streaming out your fuckin' ears!! You are correct on one point: she doesn't make money. She scams and grifts just like her idiot mother! By the way, when has ANY palin helped anyone - "what's in it for us"?? Don't forget the child support she received went for float-boats, HI vacations, and "professional" house renovations by the Pimp Toad (leaning fence of wasilla)! She extorted that money from Levi - the poor guy busted his ass so she can get a shovel chin and live the good life, the lazy sack of shit! Kiss my ass troll!
DeleteI am still puzzled about how she thinks that big-ol-chin is attractive. Man, if i read so much shit about my chin, I would at SOME point believe SOME of it.
ReplyDeleteHey Barstool. Take a look at your chin. It is ugly and it makes you look like a witch. Don't believe everything YOUR friends tell you or the people who are paid by your free money tells you. Take an honest look in the mirror.
Between her sharp nose and that chin she really does look like a witch. She's going to be a real hag as she gets older.
DeleteAnd I commented this morning OT in another thread that she looks like she may have alopecia areata. The large bare patch behind her ears is much larger than most people's (and then the hair down by her neck seems to confirm that some hair is missing) and the area is a common one for losing hair when suffering from alopecia.
DeleteI'll get you my pretty and child support too!
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DeleteSo now I can call Beefy Lil Baldy now!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Too many hair extensions = balding. She's fake from top to bottom. Fake hair, fake eyebrows, fake lashes, fake lips, fake chin,neck lypo. I predict booty shots and new boobs are next. She wants to go full Kartrashian.
DeleteHow long before she's pimping waist trainers on IG like the MTV Teen Moms that she patterns herself after.
Hey Brissie, your next reality show opportunity is one of those plastic surgery shows. You can get a tummy tuck and Brazilian button lift just like MTV Teen Mom Kaylin or new boobs like the rest of them. You could be the next Farrah Abraham and star in Back Door Teen Mom 2.
"So many have been asking me where to get my liquid shit shake"--does anyone believe that? Why would anyone even ask? You can get a protein shake at any supermarket, and people know that.
ReplyDeleteThe last time she posted a pic of herself sucking on the stuff she did get a couple of queries from her stupid fans that can't use google and the shake people themselves responded. But no, she can't be making a whole lot of commission.
DeleteLook at any thirsty reality TV person - you see this drink. She's a shill for a company that pays $ to shill. no mas.-sjp
DeleteWhat happened to eating her moms home made cinnamon rolls? I thought the Paymes didn't believe in diets or watching what you eat? I was so looking forward to $caras diet book too!
DeleteMother and daughter. Waste of skin.
ReplyDeleteOut of the two, which one has the disproportionately biggest noggin?
DeleteWalking candy apples.
DeleteWalking horse apples!
DeleteI think Sara purposely pushed her to get this surgery to remove competition. Bristol was quite attractive before.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of mother would encourage this surgery and also make her own child feel like she was so unattractive that she needed this surgery?
During the 2008 election she liked the younger children, including Trig, around her because it made her look like a young mother. Trig made her look young and fertile regardless of his whether he was mentally handicapped. His disability also gave Sara tacit membership to the young mothers club. Bristol makes her look old and ruins her storyline.
Yep! I'll never understand why Sarah had to wear Bristol's dress to the SNL 40th year anniversary reunion. It's not like Sarah's hard up for cash.
DeleteAnd I swear she wore it again somewhere.
DeleteSara wants to be Bristol and wants Bristol to be ugly.
Delete2:55 PM That dress looked cheap and poor taste. The sucky part was her orange skin cream. Hideous. I doubt anyone of the Dr. Jack Meoff office could see how bad his skin cream looked on national TV.
DeleteDr. Jack Mehoff has personally taken care of all palin surgeries.
DeleteThen Mehoff needs to retire! Holy crap.
DeleteDoes it have moose juice in it? Just curious. I'm also wondering how long it will take before there's another bun in that oven.
ReplyDeleteThink she'll talk the MOH dude into making another deposit in her bank of out-of-wedlock babies?
And she has the nerve to judge anybody. What a joke.
LMAO when I saw Bristles on the dock I immediately thought of the pic of Sarah suckin in her gut. trying to look milf-ish.
ReplyDeletefail.
Sucking in the gut or sticking out the fake titties?
DeleteSo many of you have been asking... So this is precisely for those who haven't been asking? Maybe they haven't been asking because they couldn't care less!
Delete1. The chin makes her look like a witch
ReplyDelete2. The cheap-ass "highlights" make her look like she's graying
3. WTF. LOL
it's 310nutrition.com
ReplyDeleteOh, thanks..I'm sure we ALL want a free shake and a shaker cup just like Bristol's. Yuck.
DeleteI just checked out the offer.
DeleteFirst, it's a SAMPLE of the powder stuff;
second, it's not free bc it costs $4.99 and you give your credit card info;
and third, it sounds like they automatically bill your credit card for more shakes on a monthly basis.
DON'T SIGN UP FOR THIS! IF IT'S FROM A PALIN, IT'S A SCAM!
Too bad birth control is not added to the mix.
DeleteI have never seen a most pointed chin as that woman above. WTH. Who would INTENTIONALLY do that to their face.
ReplyDeleteThink of it, they must have taken may poses and that's her BEST chini-chin-chin pose. BHAHAHAHAHA
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Who in the heck changes themselves like that, and more work done since? WTH is her problem; she looks pushing forty and cyborg.
DeleteThe "CHIN" doesn't look like she's working.
ReplyDeleteJust because she's got it up to her mouth doesn't mean she's drinking it either.
DeleteInteresting timing. Now that Bristol seems to be trying to get Sailor's father back in bed, she's set aside the dainty straw sucking and is sucking the shake solely by the power of her mouth.
ReplyDeleteThe difference that is Sarah is all cheesecake, with a hairdresser to fluff her up and lights all around her.
ReplyDeleteBristol's is just a cheap snap that's supposed to show "busy mom on the go" but besides the school run and shopping Bristol has nowhere to go.
It's so funny how she keeps trying to convince people that she is actually an exercise buff and very active. Hilarious.
DeleteSarah is cheap.
DeleteBristol doesn't pick the boys up - the nanny does, every day after school.
DeleteIs that Bristol's real chin? Is that happens when you get your overbite fixed? No thank you, I'll keep my overbite. I don't want a pointy chin
ReplyDeleteThe orange lid in front of her face is an especially nice touch.
ReplyDeleteAlso too, the writing on the shake cup is upside down because she put the lid on backwards. She can't do anything right. LOL. Another fail.
DeleteIf you want to see a great chin implant ( or rather, not see it because her chin line looks so natural) view Carol Burnett before and after pics. Hers really corrected a major overbite.
DeleteThis stuff about collecting child support is total BS. As is whining about her making money from 310 sales. If she weren't anything to make money people would complain. When she does try to make money she still gets criticized, so which is it? It's embarrassing that so many people here are just as bad as the stupid conservatives.
ReplyDeleteIt's called working a 40-hour work week and, because you screwed up going to college straight out of high school, putting in the effort of taking one or two evening classes per term until, like so many hard-working Americans with families do every day, earning a college degree and then being qualified for a better job so as to support your family and to also become a more intelligent and interesting person who is interested in the world, someone who will show her children a good example, in part, so that they don't make their mother's mistakes. It's called being a real adult.
DeleteYou call THAT working?! lol
DeleteIs that so, 2:55 PM? Why doesn't she go out and get a damned job as many of us have had to do "all these years," and I'm not talking her fake dermatology one but a REAL one. She wouldn't know true work if it slapped her upside the head.
DeleteI don't have a problem with her not having a regular job or not going to school.
DeleteShe has a small child at home and college isn't for everyone.
What bothers me about this particular product is that she's hawking a cheap, poorly rated product that is not healthy as claimed.
Like everything Palin it's a lie.
Plus Bristol tries to project the image of a healthy, physically fit person who's "going natural" when she is far from it.
A lie. If a Palin exists, they are lying.
There are literally millions of good products available for sale on commission online. She could hire someone to set her up and she could make money selling something that actually is healthy.
Plus, she could, really she could, make an effort to actually be active, healthy in mind and body, and spend time outdoors (not in tent!). And she doesn't.
That's only part of what bothers me.
As a consumer and as a person who works online, I am offended by people who sell "snake oil" just for the money. Or to appear glamorous like Bristol.
"not by the hair of my chinny chin chin"
ReplyDelete"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!"
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW_02k7LRMo
Caption should be revised to read:
ReplyDeleteSo many of you have been asking me where to get your own chin like mine. You can get your own fu_ked up chin like mine at www.wicked.witch.com
And give you fat ankles too!
DeleteBaa Baa, Brissy, have you any wares?
ReplyDelete"Plenty in stock because nobody cares!"
Todd what did your wife stuff her bra with?
ReplyDeleteNice chin music Bristol Leno.
ReplyDeletewhore |hôr|
ReplyDeleteverb [ intrans. ]
debase oneself by doing something for unworthy motives, typically to make money
Bristol is out on the dead lake doing some whoring.
To look at what she is selling makes me feel like I will vomit.
ReplyDeleteBristles you can lose up to 10#/ month according to 310 nutrition. com FAQ's.maybe your butt ugly / coyote ugly head will be the lucky 10#? Eh?
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy Bristol Plain was able to surgically repair a serious medical problem with her jaw. How embarrassing it must have been for her to gag each time she gave a blowjob to the males of MatSu Valley
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think she had to surgically repair her jaw? Hmm? She disengaged her mandible too many times to accommodate some BBC and then had to get if fixed, and got a new chin at the same time :-)
DeleteI am glad she is not selling another baby. She deserves credit for not selling the shitty poo baby. She can sell all the other crap she wants.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I've heard, the diet shake is not that good and not so good for you.
Why don't they put in some of the red dye poison so it looks better? Her other kids have to live on red dye poison and sugar.
That chin! Is seriously not right.
ReplyDeleteThat chin was the maraschino cherry on "she doesn't follow God" sundae.
DeleteYour creator wasn't GOOD enough for you, Brissy? Doesn't He make you in His perfect image? It just wasn't good enough, was it, and at such a young age no less.
To think I felt sorry for her when she was trotted out on stage in '08. NO MORE.
I think she realizes that shitty poo baby, as 3:46pm called it, is rather special and she's more than happy to let Dakota spend as much time with it as he wants...FAS baby, you can have it Dakota!
DeleteIf "so many" have asked her, wouldn't they remember? I call bullshit.
ReplyDeleteThose ugly camo Nike shoes are on sale, bc not a big seller. Model is called Roshe. Color is Hot Lava.
ReplyDeleteYou can personalize the outside sole of the shoe, but Bristol cut hers out of the picture. Wonder what the personalization said?? They are reduced to $74.97 on the Nike site. They are so ugly.
She has child support money to spend on ugly shoes like this?
I wish Levi and Dakota would stop paying her and show this shit to the Judge.
Camo shit is absolutely 100% white trash redneck ready gear. I see a person in camo anything and right off the bat I know it is NOT a person that I would have anything in common with nor want to meet. Gross!
Delete3:55 Maybe the personaization read "For a good time call Bristles at --- --- ----"??
DeleteO/T but disgusting.
ReplyDeleteFox News Helps Trump Try To Con America Into Believing He’s Bernie Sanders
A clip from the upcoming Megyn Kelly Fox special with Donald Trump showed the Republican frontrunner trying to reinvent himself as Sen. Bernie Sanders.
...Trump said, “I mean, I view myself as a person that, like everybody else, is fighting for survival. I, that’s all I view myself as. And I really view myself now as somewhat of a messenger… You know, this is, um … This is a massive thing that’s going on. These are millions and millions of people that have been disenfranchised from this country.”
All that was missing from Trump’s comments was a call for a political revolution. Donald Trump is such a political parasite that he is trying to steal the identity of Sen. Bernie Sanders. The truth about Trump is that he has never had to fight for anything. Trump started out, not with a $1 million loan, but $40 million when he became president of his father’s real estate company. That’s right. Trump didn’t even have to start his own business. His successful business was handed to him by his father.
One couldn’t create a person who is more different from Sen. Bernie Sanders if they tried, but here is Trump trying to pull the wool over the eyes of voters are across the United States of America. The logic behind Trump’s ploy is simple. He believes that if he can capture the supporters of Sanders and combine them with his Republican supporters, he’ll beat Hillary Clinton.
http://www.politicususa.com/2016/05/16/fox-news-helps-trump-con-america-believing-bernie-sanders.html
Yeah, 3:55, those shoes are so ugly. Cam crossed with country red and white picnic table checks. Not a good intentional mismatch.
ReplyDeleteMan, if you look up close at the left foot, the meat hanging over the ankle/back of the shoes seems pretty darn untoned to so easily fall over the shoe like that. She has slender legs but no muscle tone.
WHOA, 4:20. You are right. Something is *seriously*wrong with her. I am, let's be a bit diplomatic here, slightly on the 'hefty' side of the scale, and I also am not exactly an athlete, but my leg muscles are quite well toned, and they definitely do not hang down like hers.
DeleteNever saw a leg like that!
That chin is HAWT.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
DeleteWait...does this mean Bristol's not an abstinence spokesperson anymore? I totally trusted her on that.
ReplyDeleteIt makes me think she might be lying about these shakes too.
That site has a bunch of d listers social media all saying the same exact thing. Oh you guys so many have asked me about ...its so crazy how much you get for 9 bucks! Oh my gawad get some today!*
ReplyDelete* "celebrities" have been compensated for their endorsement.
Vacuous losers.
Sometimes I almost feel sorry for Bristol for having to live with that horribly deformed chin for the rest of her life, but don't worry, I'll get over it.
ReplyDeleteIf she gets tired of it, she can always buy a new one.
DeleteMeantime over at the ADN the list of TRUMP humpers is already drawing flies.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.adn.com/article/20160516/trump-campaign-unveils-alaska-backers-including-treadwell-mcguire
Thing about Alaskan Republicans is that there is no shame.
When the seventh fleet goes back out to sea, and your long day of hard work is done, nothing hits the spot more than a diet shake in a dollar store tumbler with a straw. But wait, there's more, if you enter the word "Dweebristol" and are one of the next twenty callers, you get a camouflage elastic insulated diaphragm to keep your shake morning fresh, sometime the night before fresh even.
ReplyDeleteGet thee to a psychiatrist. No GOOD mother worth her salt diets while breast feeding.
Go sell stupid elsewhere.
And there you have it. She NEVER breastfed as we all know, even "only at night." Any mother knew what a crock of crap that was!
DeleteDoes anyone know now how much child support Bristol is getting from the two days who have shared custody?
ReplyDeleteIt's not for us to know. Holy cow, need every last detail, do you?
DeleteIt has been published. Bristol gets something like 1,700 to 1,800 from each known baby daddy. I don't know if it is true but it has been published for the public to know those details.
DeleteLevi may have had his lowered. Dakota may have to pay back pay and support the time she was knocked up on.
She and Dakota met about the Fuc_ You time, end of January 2015. By end of May 2015 they were done. Sarah was showing off the diamond ring she bought Bristol for the engagement. I guess the $100,00 a year Dakota could or would not afford a ring for his love.
Sailor was born November 4 to December almost Christmas.
I think Bristol's version is he was a deadbeat, wanted nothing to do with her bastard. He was a cruel jerk. Someone sent him a picture and suddenly he is proud. None of the story adds up.
The only true emotion to come from either family may have been Dwight Meyer. Yeah, their needs to be more info revealed to see how they are conning the public. What is the motive behind these criminals? What other fraud is this linked to?
Very Z-list, Bristol. Even your heroes the Kardashians only hawk their own product lines.
ReplyDeleteDing! We have a winner.
DeleteDid Bristol Palin drink 310 shakes here?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.palinpeytonplace.com/bristol-photo-2006.html
Because she didn't here.
http://www.hollywire.com/2010/11/bristol-palin-reality-show-works
Ha, Sarah was able to get much more anorexic than Bristol is. Must really piss her off, although her mother stealing her first born probably pissed her off more.
ReplyDeleteJust remember Bristol, the key to being a rail thin and beautiful girl is to always keep in mind that skinny feels so much better than any food can taste. Make that your mantra.
Achieve that 90 pounds that your mother got down to...you can do it. Throw up if you have to as well, it really does help keep the weight off.
A toothbrush can be your best friend when it comes to purging.
Rules to live by.
That new chin has always amused me after it made its appearance, but looking at this picture I'm thinking she has Pinocchio syndrome, only in this case it's affecting her chin instead of her nose.
ReplyDeleteIt has amused me, too, albeit how horrible must you think of yourself that you would even do that at such a young age.
DeleteI do not mean to make fun of her, which technically I am, but the pic of her in Hollywood with her official "pose," and that chin jutted out fail still cracks me up.
How low must one feel of themselves to do that? It's rather sad, or at least it was until she doubled down on it.
Bristol is just not real bright. I put her on the below average side of the intelligence bell curve.
ReplyDeleteShe reminds me of the kid was always 30 seconds and two steps behind everyone else in getting the point of the joke . . . and she was the joke.
Kind of sad to tell the truth.
What happened to Nancy French? Has Sarah started to pretend she is Bristol and write the blog?
DeleteShe is really dumb. Met her and she's just simple, her and Levi were a pretty good match because they basically have the same level of intelligence and now she's found a new Levi with Dakota.
DeleteThese people tend to find each other and breed, that's what's wrong with this country.
I am acquainted with both Levi and Bristol. Levi is like Einstein compared to Bristol. Plus he is honest - a character trait that Bristol is woefully lacking. Bristol is simply stupid and heinously vicious.
DeleteLevi is a genius compared to Dakota. He is also a hunk. Bristol's lumbersexual. Levi wised up when she wanted to use him to get a TV show.
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One of the weirdest pictures. Even for a P. Aside from the female hair loss looking unhealthy and whatever happen to her cankle.
ReplyDeleteWhat is with her neck? There is no hair behind her ear. It looks like hair on her neck coming up out of her shirt.
Can anyone explain that?
One of the weirdest pictures. Even for a P. Aside from the female hair loss looking unhealthy and whatever happen to her cankle.
ReplyDeleteWhat is with her neck? There is no hair behind her ear. It looks like hair on her neck coming up out of her shirt.
Can anyone explain that?
It also looks like the hairline around her face is indicated by dark shading, but the actual hair is far more sparse...almost as if she had been partially shaved.
DeleteHair loss due to malnutrition?
What's in those shakes, anyway? Sawdust?
How much could Brissy be making from hawking this "product?" I guess Avon is too passe for her. Maybe too much work.
ReplyDeleteDakota looks pussy whipped and put away wet is the latest daddy-baby pic.
And somebody get that girl a mirror! Does she not see what her chin in profile looks like?
I think Dakota is about as good as it's gonna get for Bristol. She better grab that golden wedding ring on this merry-go-round.
I agree with you that Dakota looks like he is still interested in "Chinny McChinface"...
DeleteOn a postitive note. there is always 'BOTCHED'. Both appearance improvements and Bristol can have work on TV again. WIN WIN.
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Is this a good idea? There are already those that seem to be using this class of class of antidepressants
ReplyDeletehttps://www.theguardian.com/science/blog/2016/may/17/why-psychedelics-could-be-a-new-class-of-antidepressant-psilocybin
Bristol "endorsing" products looks like a poor imitation of the Kardashians who are paid a lot of money to endorse products. That shake must be the best that Bristol can do. So far, she has gotten a baby-name blanket and a pair of baby moc's out of her instagram poses. She is going to have to work harder to catch up with the Kardashina family.
ReplyDeleteAny method of BIRTH CONTROL should be her message to the world. Put herself forward as an example of a failed womanhood. Innstead of getting edcated, or even married, she is the single mother of 4 or 5 illigitimate children. These are human beings that can not be kept hidden forever. When they are older, their friends will ask "Where is your Daddy?" Then what, Bristles? "Well, duh, how would I know, I was drunk during those years" I have studied her actions and wonder WHAT in the name of all that's holy, she thinks makes her a "celebrity". No talent, no looks, no personality. Being an easy lay is not a talent, Bristles. You are now too old to sleep your way to the top in Hollywood. The competition is WAY too good for you to even try. In Alaska you are a big fish in a sparcely populated pond. Stay there, and try to repair your image, for your childrens sakes. Nothing special about you, Bristles, plain ordinary low morals, low intelligence whore.
ReplyDeleteWhen she confronts and works on her alopecia, she can do something worthwhile by helping others with the same problem. May be she or Nancy can do a fashion piece that deals with how to dress through the different stages. Hopefully until the hair can grow back.
DeleteAs she is doing now, it looks like that drink she sells is a serious contributor to dead hair follicles.
Posing on a dead lake does not help.
SHIT! If my skin sags like that woman's ankle...FORGET IT....Look at that extra skin behind the cankle. WTH!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I noticed the saggy skin. Poor woman. Maybe it's from all the weight she's lost and how she's gone up and down and the drugs.
DeleteWhat's up with the saggy extra sin behind the ankles, and why is she trying to look older by adding gray in her hair.
ReplyDeletelol. I meant SKIN not sin.
DeleteBristol takes after Melania Trump. A natural beauty. No plastic surgeries and no injections anywhere on her face or body.
ReplyDeleteThe original at 17. Arrested development?
http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3663/3070/original.jpg
‘Looks Like a Third-Rate Hooker’
http://www.mediaite.com/online/audio-of-donald-trump-saying-model-looks-like-a-third-rate-hooker-resurfaces/
The only thing barstool shares with malaria is neither looks like their former self. You can tell barstool has a crappy surgeon.
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